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How sexual deviant are you?
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foreigngirl
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• Can you remember the names of everyone you''''ve slept with? YES
• Have you ever had sex with more than one person in the same day? NO
• Have you ever kept an obscene phone caller on the line and had phone sex with them? NO
•Have you ever had sex with someone who didn''''t speak your language? NO
•Have you ever had sex in your parents'''' bed? YES
•Have you ever hit on a friend''''s date? NO
•You and your spouse/date/sig. other are shopping for mattresses. Do you think about how the sex will be, rather than the sleep? YES
•You call up your ex and they say they''''ll call you back because they''''re just getting into the shower. Do you mentally insert yourself into the picture? NO
•Is it okay to have sexual fantasies about a friend''''s spouse? NO
•Can you get a massage without thinking about sex? YES
•Have you ever tried to lure an ex into the bedroom in order to win them back? NO
•Have you ever checked or tried to check an ex''''s answering machine, voice mail or e-mail messages? NO
•Do you have photo albums of pictures with people''''s faces cut out? NO
•Would you rather see any of your exes dead than in the arms of another person? NO
• Have you ever had sex with more than one person in the same day? NO
• Have you ever kept an obscene phone caller on the line and had phone sex with them? NO
•Have you ever had sex with someone who didn''''t speak your language? NO
•Have you ever had sex in your parents'''' bed? YES
•Have you ever hit on a friend''''s date? NO
•You and your spouse/date/sig. other are shopping for mattresses. Do you think about how the sex will be, rather than the sleep? YES
•You call up your ex and they say they''''ll call you back because they''''re just getting into the shower. Do you mentally insert yourself into the picture? NO
•Is it okay to have sexual fantasies about a friend''''s spouse? NO
•Can you get a massage without thinking about sex? YES
•Have you ever tried to lure an ex into the bedroom in order to win them back? NO
•Have you ever checked or tried to check an ex''''s answering machine, voice mail or e-mail messages? NO
•Do you have photo albums of pictures with people''''s faces cut out? NO
•Would you rather see any of your exes dead than in the arms of another person? NO
Island Son
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I was expecting a scale of "single feather" to "stuffing the chicken".
This isn't deviant, and it's all chick questions. From AAP's last Cosmo.
This isn't deviant, and it's all chick questions. From AAP's last Cosmo.
• Can you remember the names of everyone you''''ve slept with? NO MAYBE HALF OF THEM
• Have you ever had sex with more than one person in the same day? YES
• Have you ever kept an obscene phone caller on the line and had phone sex with them? NO NEVER
•Have you ever had sex with someone who didn''''t speak your language? YES ONCE IN SPAIN, I BELIEVE SHE WAS A NORWEGIAN.
•Have you ever had sex in your parents'''' bed? YES
•Have you ever hit on a friend''''s date? YES AND NOT PROUD OF IT
•You and your spouse/date/sig. other are shopping for mattresses. Do you think about how the sex will be, rather than the sleep? YES
•You call up your ex and they say they''''ll call you back because they''''re just getting into the shower. Do you mentally insert yourself into the picture? NO
•Is it okay to have sexual fantasies about a friend''''s spouse? YES ITS OK
•Can you get a massage without thinking about sex? VERY HARD NOT TO THINK ABOUT SEX, IN FACT I THINK ABOUT SEX ALL DAY LONG...LOL
•Have you ever tried to lure an ex into the bedroom in order to win them back? NO NEED FOR THAT
•Have you ever checked or tried to check an ex''''s answering machine, voice mail or e-mail messages? NO
•Do you have photo albums of pictures with people''''s faces cut out? LOL NO
•Would you rather see any of your exes dead than in the arms of another person? LOL AGAIN NO I ONLY WISH DEATH TO CERTAIN PEOPLE, EXS ARE NOT IN THIS CATEGORY
• Have you ever had sex with more than one person in the same day? YES
• Have you ever kept an obscene phone caller on the line and had phone sex with them? NO NEVER
•Have you ever had sex with someone who didn''''t speak your language? YES ONCE IN SPAIN, I BELIEVE SHE WAS A NORWEGIAN.
•Have you ever had sex in your parents'''' bed? YES
•Have you ever hit on a friend''''s date? YES AND NOT PROUD OF IT
•You and your spouse/date/sig. other are shopping for mattresses. Do you think about how the sex will be, rather than the sleep? YES
•You call up your ex and they say they''''ll call you back because they''''re just getting into the shower. Do you mentally insert yourself into the picture? NO
•Is it okay to have sexual fantasies about a friend''''s spouse? YES ITS OK
•Can you get a massage without thinking about sex? VERY HARD NOT TO THINK ABOUT SEX, IN FACT I THINK ABOUT SEX ALL DAY LONG...LOL
•Have you ever tried to lure an ex into the bedroom in order to win them back? NO NEED FOR THAT
•Have you ever checked or tried to check an ex''''s answering machine, voice mail or e-mail messages? NO
•Do you have photo albums of pictures with people''''s faces cut out? LOL NO
•Would you rather see any of your exes dead than in the arms of another person? LOL AGAIN NO I ONLY WISH DEATH TO CERTAIN PEOPLE, EXS ARE NOT IN THIS CATEGORY
GoldenDelicious
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• Can you remember the names of everyone you''''ve slept with?
fucker, you drove me crazy with that one. yes. fucking nicola, you bitch
• Have you ever had sex with more than one person in the same day?
no comment
• Have you ever kept an obscene phone caller on the line and had phone sex with them?
next question please
•Have you ever had sex with someone who didn''''t speak your language?
no. we both spoke goodlookinese
•Have you ever had sex in your parents'''' bed?
how far are we to go with technicalities on this one?
•Have you ever hit on a friend''''s date?
it wasnt my fault
•You and your spouse/date/sig. other are shopping for mattresses. Do you think about how the sex will be, rather than the sleep?
they come in equal first. my other name is garfield
•You call up your ex and they say they''''ll call you back because they''''re just getting into the shower. Do you mentally insert yourself into the picture?
screw mentally, just insert yourself into the picture
•Is it okay to have sexual fantasies about a friend''''s spouse?
yep
•Can you get a massage without thinking about sex?
from a hot girl in my bedroom? no
from the fat sweaty MALE chiro? yes
•Have you ever tried to lure an ex into the bedroom in order to win them back?
lured as in carried, yes
•Have you ever checked or tried to check an ex''''s answering machine, voice mail or e-mail messages?
yep
•Do you have photo albums of pictures with people''''s faces cut out?
no, ruining photos is a sin
•Would you rather see any of your exes dead than in the arms of another person?
no, once im done with them they can become megastars or have their skin turned into a dress by a madman, i dont care
fucker, you drove me crazy with that one. yes. fucking nicola, you bitch
• Have you ever had sex with more than one person in the same day?
no comment
• Have you ever kept an obscene phone caller on the line and had phone sex with them?
next question please
•Have you ever had sex with someone who didn''''t speak your language?
no. we both spoke goodlookinese
•Have you ever had sex in your parents'''' bed?
how far are we to go with technicalities on this one?
•Have you ever hit on a friend''''s date?
it wasnt my fault
•You and your spouse/date/sig. other are shopping for mattresses. Do you think about how the sex will be, rather than the sleep?
they come in equal first. my other name is garfield
•You call up your ex and they say they''''ll call you back because they''''re just getting into the shower. Do you mentally insert yourself into the picture?
screw mentally, just insert yourself into the picture
•Is it okay to have sexual fantasies about a friend''''s spouse?
yep
•Can you get a massage without thinking about sex?
from a hot girl in my bedroom? no
from the fat sweaty MALE chiro? yes
•Have you ever tried to lure an ex into the bedroom in order to win them back?
lured as in carried, yes
•Have you ever checked or tried to check an ex''''s answering machine, voice mail or e-mail messages?
yep
•Do you have photo albums of pictures with people''''s faces cut out?
no, ruining photos is a sin
•Would you rather see any of your exes dead than in the arms of another person?
no, once im done with them they can become megastars or have their skin turned into a dress by a madman, i dont care
