How sexual deviant are you?

[AAP]

• Can you remember the names of everyone you''''ve slept with?

• Have you ever had sex with more than one person in the same day?

• Have you ever kept an obscene phone caller on the line and had phone sex with them?

•Have you ever had sex with someone who didn''''t speak your language?

•Have you ever had sex in your parents'''' bed?

•Have you ever hit on a friend''''s date?

•You and your spouse/date/sig. other are shopping for mattresses. Do you think about how the sex will be, rather than the sleep?

•You call up your ex and they say they''''ll call you back because they''''re just getting into the shower. Do you mentally insert yourself into the picture?

•Is it okay to have sexual fantasies about a friend''''s spouse?

•Can you get a massage without thinking about sex?

•Have you ever tried to lure an ex into the bedroom in order to win them back?

•Have you ever checked or tried to check an ex''''s answering machine, voice mail or e-mail messages?

•Do you have photo albums of pictures with people''''s faces cut out?

•Would you rather see any of your exes dead than in the arms of another person?

 

[the-short-one]

• Can you remember the names of everyone you''''ve slept with? yes

• Have you ever had sex with more than one person in the same day? yes

• Have you ever kept an obscene phone caller on the line and had phone sex with them? no

•Have you ever had sex with someone who didn''''t speak your language? no

•Have you ever had sex in your parents'''' bed? yes

•Have you ever hit on a friend''''s date?
maybe
•You and your spouse/date/sig. other are shopping for mattresses. Do you think about how the sex will be, rather than the sleep? yes

•You call up your ex and they say they''''ll call you back because they''''re just getting into the shower. Do you mentally insert yourself into the picture? no

•Is it okay to have sexual fantasies about a friend''''s spouse? maybe

•Can you get a massage without thinking about sex? no

•Have you ever tried to lure an ex into the bedroom in order to win them back? no

•Have you ever checked or tried to check an ex''''s answering machine, voice mail or e-mail messages? no

•Do you have photo albums of pictures with people''''s faces cut out? no

•Would you rather see any of your exes dead than in the arms of another person?

no.

 

[boxerjake]

no
yes
no
no
no -her's though
yes
no
no
yes
no
yes
no
no
no-glad to be rid of them

 

[hotzie]

• Can you remember the names of everyone you''''ve slept with?
no
• Have you ever had sex with more than one person in the same day?
yes
• Have you ever kept an obscene phone caller on the line and had phone sex with them?
no
•Have you ever had sex with someone who didn''''t speak your language?
no
•Have you ever had sex in your parents'''' bed?
yes
•Have you ever hit on a friend''''s date?
yes
•You and your spouse/date/sig. other are shopping for mattresses. Do you think about how the sex will be, rather than the sleep?
yes
•You call up your ex and they say they''''ll call you back because they''''re just getting into the shower. Do you mentally insert yourself into the picture?
yes
•Is it okay to have sexual fantasies about a friend''''s spouse?
yes
•Can you get a massage without thinking about sex?
no
•Have you ever tried to lure an ex into the bedroom in order to win them back? yes

•Have you ever checked or tried to check an ex''''s answering machine, voice mail or e-mail messages?
yes
•Do you have photo albums of pictures with people''''s faces cut out?
no
•Would you rather see any of your exes dead than in the arms of another person? yes

..

 

[MrMuscle]

• Can you remember the names of everyone you''''ve slept with? Yes

• Have you ever had sex with more than one person in the same day? No

• Have you ever kept an obscene phone caller on the line and had phone sex with them? No

•Have you ever had sex with someone who didn''''t speak your language? No

•Have you ever had sex in your parents'''' bed? No

•Have you ever hit on a friend''''s date? No

•You and your spouse/date/sig. other are shopping for mattresses. Do you think about how the sex will be, rather than the sleep? No

•You call up your ex and they say they''''ll call you back because they''''re just getting into the shower. Do you mentally insert yourself into the picture? Yes

•Is it okay to have sexual fantasies about a friend''''s spouse? Yes

•Can you get a massage without thinking about sex? Yes

•Have you ever tried to lure an ex into the bedroom in order to win them back? No

•Have you ever checked or tried to check an ex''''s answering machine, voice mail or e-mail messages? No

•Do you have photo albums of pictures with people''''s faces cut out? No

•Would you rather see any of your exes dead than in the arms of another person?

No

 

[stilleto]

• Can you remember the names of everyone you''''ve slept with? No

• Have you ever had sex with more than one person in the same day? Yes

• Have you ever kept an obscene phone caller on the line and had phone sex with them? NO

•Have you ever had sex with someone who didn''''t speak your language? lol.. kinda.

•Have you ever had sex in your parents'''' bed? No

•Have you ever hit on a friend''''s date? Never

•You and your spouse/date/sig. other are shopping for mattresses. Do you think about how the sex will be, rather than the sleep? No

•You call up your ex and they say they''''ll call you back because they''''re just getting into the shower. Do you mentally insert yourself into the picture? Not usually.

•Is it okay to have sexual fantasies about a friend''''s spouse? I guess so, but i don't.

•Can you get a massage without thinking about sex? NO!

•Have you ever tried to lure an ex into the bedroom in order to win them back? Probably

•Have you ever checked or tried to check an ex''''s answering machine, voice mail or e-mail messages? No

•Do you have photo albums of pictures with people''''s faces cut out? Nope

•Would you rather see any of your exes dead than in the arms of another person?[/QUOTE] No

 

[rnch]

how many do YOU answer "yes" to, AAP?

 

[blueta2]

• Can you remember the names of everyone you''''ve slept with?
YES

• Have you ever had sex with more than one person in the same day? NO

• Have you ever kept an obscene phone caller on the line and had phone sex with them? NO

•Have you ever had sex with someone who didn''''t speak your language? NO

•Have you ever had sex in your parents'''' bed? EWWWWWWWWW

•Have you ever hit on a friend''''s date? Too classy for that!

•You and your spouse/date/sig. other are shopping for mattresses. Do you think about how the sex will be, rather than the sleep? OH YEAH !

•You call up your ex and they say they''''ll call you back because they''''re just getting into the shower. Do you mentally insert yourself into the picture?
I would not be calling my ex

•Is it okay to have sexual fantasies about a friend''''s spouse? Only if they are hot !!!!

•Can you get a massage without thinking about sex? Prob not! Unless the person giving the massage is a troll!

•Have you ever tried to lure an ex into the bedroom in order to win them back? Again, too classy for that !

•Have you ever checked or tried to check an ex''''s answering machine, voice mail or e-mail messages? Ummm.....ok so I am not that classy...yes I have!

•Do you have photo albums of pictures with people''''s faces cut out? nope

•Would you rather see any of your exes dead than in the arms of another person?

Only when we broke up. Now I wish only that his dick and hair fall out..hehe !

 

[AAP]

• Can you remember the names of everyone you''''ve slept with? The men yes, the women no. But only because the # of women outnumber the men 10 to 1

• Have you ever had sex with more than one person in the same day? Yes. (4)

• Have you ever kept an obscene phone caller on the line and had phone sex with them?
No

•Have you ever had sex with someone who didn''''t speak your language?
Yes.

•Have you ever had sex in your parents'''' bed?
No

•Have you ever hit on a friend''''s date? No

•You and your spouse/date/sig. other are shopping for mattresses. Do you think about how the sex will be, rather than the sleep? Not necessarily

•You call up your ex and they say they''''ll call you back because they''''re just getting into the shower. Do you mentally insert yourself into the picture?
Sometimes. It usually involved me holding them under the water until the twitching stops.

•Is it okay to have sexual fantasies about a friend''''s spouse?
Depends on what he looks like.

•Can you get a massage without thinking about sex?
Yes. There is no way you think about sex when getting a deep tissue myofascia work done. Unless of course you get turned on by S&M and torture type shit.

•Have you ever tried to lure an ex into the bedroom in order to win them back?
No. But they have tried with me.

•Have you ever checked or tried to check an ex''''s answering machine, voice mail or e-mail messages?
No. Though it would be cool to see the reasons they are giving everyone for why we no longer date.

•Do you have photo albums of pictures with people''''s faces cut out?
No

•Would you rather see any of your exes dead than in the arms of another person?
No. And the sad thing is that there are people out there that this applies too and would feel this way, yet they will never admit it.

 

[PBR]

• Can you remember the names of everyone you''''ve slept with?...all but one.

• Have you ever had sex with more than one person in the same day? ...yes

• Have you ever kept an obscene phone caller on the line and had phone sex with them? ..no

•Have you ever had sex with someone who didn''''t speak your language? ...no

•Have you ever had sex in your parents'''' bed?...no

•Have you ever hit on a friend''''s date? ...at a later time- it was mutual

•You and your spouse/date/sig. other are shopping for mattresses. Do you think about how the sex will be, rather than the sleep?...yes

•You call up your ex and they say they''''ll call you back because they''''re just getting into the shower. Do you mentally insert yourself into the picture?...yes

•Is it okay to have sexual fantasies about a friend''''s spouse?...it happens

•Can you get a massage without thinking about sex?...yes

•Have you ever tried to lure an ex into the bedroom in order to win them back? ...no

•Have you ever checked or tried to check an ex''''s answering machine, voice mail or e-mail messages? ....no

•Do you have photo albums of pictures with people''''s faces cut out? ...no

•Would you rather see any of your exes dead than in the arms of another person?

...no