How many times a week do you have sex?

[the_jarhead]

At least once a day. When my wife's girlfriend is in town that’s all we do for a few days. Last time she came to town we didn't leave the house all weekend. You should have seen the pizza guys face when I answered the door nakid with candle wax all over my chest and the two ladies screaming in the background.

 

[b fold the truth]

What part of Florida should I plan my trip for again?

B True

 

[Puddles]

What part of Florida should I plan my trip for again?

B True

Ummm....

b fold the truth - Location: KY ...unless I am invited elsewhere.


B Fold...we need to get you out of the KY Jelly tube first, then we can talk! It shouldn't be hard...you'd be all slippery covered in KY.

Wait a minute...it should be hard!

 

[b fold the truth]

B True

 

[Kali]

Whew...I don't know what to do with myself with all these hot women on this thread!!!

Oh... pick me, pick me!! I know what to do with you

 

[Night Fly]

Oh... pick me, pick me!! I know what to do with you

Hmmm....



Now what on earth WOULD you do with me???

 

[Kali]

what on earth would I not?

 

[bbforlife]

not enough