How many of you have an STD

[Spartacus]

lifes an STD

jan when he came up with that one

 

[Spartacus]

I'd be willing to add one to my list if it were to come from her

caption reads
after school lesson for the day
y=mx+b
"the slope of a curve"

 

[Spartacus]

the next lesson is the
pythagorean theorem
that's a hard one
gonna take a whole week of after school tutoring

 

[*MissFit*]

I haven't had one.. thank god

 

[Carmen]

never had one.

 

[Spartacus]

hell I've had two in a year
and that's not even a good year

 

[Spartacus]

I have a few:

* Amebiasis
* Bacterial Vaginosis
* Campylobacter Fetus
* Candidiasis
* Chancroid
* Chlamydia
* Condyloma Acuminata
* Cytomegalovirus
* Enteric Infections
* Genital Mycoplasmas
* Genital Warts (HPV)
* Giardiasis
* Gonorrhea
* Granuloma Inguinale
* Hepatitis
* Herpes
* HIV Disease
* Jerkbox Pubis Crabs
* Lymphogranuloma Venereum
* Molluscum Contagiosum
* Pediculosis Pubis
* Pubic Lice (Crabs)
* Salmonella
* Scabies
* Shingellosis
* Syphilis
* Trichomoniasis
* Yeast Infection
* Vaginitis

and here's a quick lesson for those of you who may need to reexamine your niavete
first the good news
off the top of my dick head I'd say about a third of this list aren't STD's,but rather more correctly classified as sexually associated health developements
(e.g. vaginitis,yeast infection)
now the bad news
about half of these are largely symptom-free so if you have enough savvy to get laid with some frequency you're kidding yourself if you think you're STD free
exceptions to the above are
A) those who marry their high school sweetheart
B) those who marry the "special" one as a freshman in college
C) those who marry the "special" one as a sophomore in college
disqualified if your partner doesn't meet an equal or better criteria than yourself
(e.g. as a virtual virginal freshman "hottie" you hook up with and marry a senior football jock)

 

[yomama]

and here's a quick lesson for those of you who may need to reexamine your niavete
first the good news
off the top of my dick head I'd say about a third of this list aren't STD's,but rather more correctly classified as sexually associated health developements
(e.g. vaginitis,yeast infection)
now the bad news
about half of these are largely symptom-free so if you have enough savvy to get laid with some frequency you're kidding yourself if you think you're STD free
exceptions to the above are
A) those who marry their high school sweetheart
B) those who marry the "special" one as a freshman in college
C) those who marry the "special" one as a sophomore in college
disqualified if your partner doesn't meet an equal or better criteria than yourself
(e.g. as a virtual virginal freshman "hottie" you hook up with and marry a senior football jock)

Heh, I married a virgin, well... she was until I poped her cherry on christmas eve, and then a few years later we got married. I was only 20. Since then, I've fucked another pussy and I regret it, it was too young.

 

[Spartacus]

Heh, I married a virgin, well... she was until I poped her cherry on christmas eve, and then a few years later we got married. I was only 20. Since then, I've fucked another pussy and I regret it, it was too young.

well this is a confessional tread
give me tree hail mary's and one our father

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

never will