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How many of you have an STD

do you have an STD

  • I have 1 STD

    Votes: 25 73.5%

  • I have 2 STD

    Votes: 4 11.8%

  • I have 3 or more

    Votes: 5 14.7%
  • Total voters
    34
yomama

yomama

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Dont have to say what it is, just state if you have one. Just curious, I know I dont have one, and I would kill if I got one.
 
Kroliczek said:
LMAO! Who the hell is going to admit it if they do????

Oh and I don't have one.
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You dont have to write anything, just click and that's it, and nobody will know. How smart are you?!
 
I have a few:

* Amebiasis
* Bacterial Vaginosis
* Campylobacter Fetus
* Candidiasis
* Chancroid
* Chlamydia
* Condyloma Acuminata
* Cytomegalovirus
* Enteric Infections
* Genital Mycoplasmas
* Genital Warts (HPV)
* Giardiasis
* Gonorrhea
* Granuloma Inguinale
* Hepatitis
* Herpes
* HIV Disease
* Lymphogranuloma Venereum
* Molluscum Contagiosum
* Pediculosis Pubis
* Pubic Lice (Crabs)
* Salmonella
* Scabies
* Shingellosis
* Syphilis
* Trichomoniasis
* Yeast Infection
* Vaginitis
 
Robert Jan said:
lifes an STD
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jan when he came up with that one
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I'd be willing to add one to my list if it were to come from her
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gonna take a whole week of after school tutoring
 
never had one.
 
giantdouche said:
I have a few:

* Amebiasis
* Bacterial Vaginosis
* Campylobacter Fetus
* Candidiasis
* Chancroid
* Chlamydia
* Condyloma Acuminata
* Cytomegalovirus
* Enteric Infections
* Genital Mycoplasmas
* Genital Warts (HPV)
* Giardiasis
* Gonorrhea
* Granuloma Inguinale
* Hepatitis
* Herpes
* HIV Disease
* Jerkbox Pubis Crabs
* Lymphogranuloma Venereum
* Molluscum Contagiosum
* Pediculosis Pubis
* Pubic Lice (Crabs)
* Salmonella
* Scabies
* Shingellosis
* Syphilis
* Trichomoniasis
* Yeast Infection
* Vaginitis
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and here's a quick lesson for those of you who may need to reexamine your niavete
first the good news
off the top of my dick head I'd say about a third of this list aren't STD's,but rather more correctly classified as sexually associated health developements
(e.g. vaginitis,yeast infection)
now the bad news
about half of these are largely symptom-free so if you have enough savvy to get laid with some frequency you're kidding yourself if you think you're STD free
exceptions to the above are
A) those who marry their high school sweetheart
B) those who marry the "special" one as a freshman in college
C) those who marry the "special" one as a sophomore in college
disqualified if your partner doesn't meet an equal or better criteria than yourself
(e.g. as a virtual virginal freshman "hottie" you hook up with and marry a senior football jock)
 
4everhung said:
and here's a quick lesson for those of you who may need to reexamine your niavete
first the good news
off the top of my dick head I'd say about a third of this list aren't STD's,but rather more correctly classified as sexually associated health developements
(e.g. vaginitis,yeast infection)
now the bad news
about half of these are largely symptom-free so if you have enough savvy to get laid with some frequency you're kidding yourself if you think you're STD free
exceptions to the above are
A) those who marry their high school sweetheart
B) those who marry the "special" one as a freshman in college
C) those who marry the "special" one as a sophomore in college
disqualified if your partner doesn't meet an equal or better criteria than yourself
(e.g. as a virtual virginal freshman "hottie" you hook up with and marry a senior football jock)
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Heh, I married a virgin, well... she was until I poped her cherry on christmas eve, and then a few years later we got married. I was only 20. Since then, I've fucked another pussy and I regret it, it was too young.
 
yomama said:
Heh, I married a virgin, well... she was until I poped her cherry on christmas eve, and then a few years later we got married. I was only 20. Since then, I've fucked another pussy and I regret it, it was too young.
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well this is a confessional tread
give me tree hail mary's and one our father
 
heh,my GF scanned the list and asked wtf is "jerkbox pubis crabs"?
you'll aren't paying attention
 
I have never had an STD. My boyfriend thought he had an STD a few months back. I completely freaked out. Turned out he was allergic to Lubriderm 24-Hour Complete Moisturing lotion. LOL!
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
I have never had an STD. My boyfriend thought he had an STD a few months back. I completely freaked out. Turned out he was allergic to Lubriderm 24-Hour Complete Moisturing lotion. LOL!
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this detailed alibi underscores her concern
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
I have never had an STD. My boyfriend thought he had an STD a few months back. I completely freaked out. Turned out he was allergic to Lubriderm 24-Hour Complete Moisturing lotion. LOL!
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lmao!

i've never had an STD before and hope to never get one.
 
Friend of who was 17 at the time screwed the school whore(28 different people before him) and ended up with a ring around his dick. It went away after awhile, could it have been a STD?
 
Right now my best friend is dieing of aids, so is a gay man that is a friend of my family. My mothers best friend died of pneumonia because of aids when i was 13! Shit is nothing to joke about. Something like 60% of college aged woman have hpv
 
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Jade19 said:
Right now my best friend is dieing of aids, so is a gay man that is a friend of my family. My mothers best friend died of pneumonia because of aids when i was 13! Shit is nothing to joke about. Something like 60% of college aged woman have hpv
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Human Papiloma Virus? That is genital warts right?
Im in college and this is something I guess I should be more concerned about.
 
skrill said:
Human Papiloma Virus? That is genital warts right?
Im in college and this is something I guess I should be more concerned about.
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Yep HPV causes genital warts... I think there are different strains of HPV though, and some cause warts but not all of them. Others are not harmful to men but can increase risk of cervical cancer for women. Someone correct me if I"m wrong.
 
jaded said:
Yep HPV causes genital warts... I think there are different strains of HPV though, and some cause warts but not all of them. Others are not harmful to men but can increase risk of cervical cancer for women. Someone correct me if I"m wrong.
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There are many different strains, they dont even have an exact count over 50 i know for sure. Not only can it be on your genitals but you can also get them in your mouth and throat from oral sex! Women generally do not show signs, or at least that they can see. Men are more likely to get the warts visibly, women can have it and not even know. Abnormal paps might be a sign of hpv. They're tyring to come out with a vaccine for the shit!!!
 
Ring around the dick? lol. thats not an std, just means the girl wasn't lubed up enough. kinda like "rug burn" from the dry skin rubbing together friction. Happens at the base of dick, where the woman's outside pussy lips are still dry.
Happened to a "friend" huh?
Yeah, it happened to me and the first thing I thought was, "Damn, I better go tell all my friends about this!"
 
n0th1ng said:
Ive only been with one woman.. If I do have any I haven't seen the signs yet.
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I had two STD's in 2004 that never really had symptoms (until the girls I were sleeping with told me they had symptoms)...and it turned out BOTH of those times that I had them too :(

Then again I have had STD's that had ALOT of symptoms and even sent me RUSHING to the ER once before in pain :eek2:...So sometimes it goes either way :o
 
Dude this is really a true and yes a friend of mine has HPV this guy was sooooo depressed I told him it was not big deal that he would live etc.... well he fucks any women that walks he doesnt care as long he gets laid. Personally I have been with the same chick for 4 weeks till she dumb me for internet cheating lol I fucked up so now I guess have to find new muff but I wouldnt go sleeping around with chicks here in Miami right after a club this bitches are dirty!!! so kinda looking for a wifey!!!
 
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