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If i must share our date, this is how it went
He came to my house in his 1984 Pinto(brown at that) and admittedly he looked quite handsome(for someone that came out of a revenge of the nerds movie) He had on a powder blue suit and he had his hair nicely slicked back, his black rimmed glasses made his eyes shine so much....and his hair..was so smooth and slick from whatever type of motor oil he used to slick it down. and he was so hot!!!
He had to open the door from his side because my door wouldnt open, and we were off to the movies
He wanted to see Finding Nemo(it was last summer) but it was sold out so we went to see The matrix....the man held onto my arm and was so scared thru the scene on the highway....it was so cute(not)
well then we went back to his place.....his mom had fixed us some cookies and milk (im assuming she knew what sort of sex machine he was and was fixing us a snack to revive us afterwards) and after we went to his room
he tried kissing me.....but ....well lets just say i dont kiss on the first date.....and i let him feel my boobies because I actually think those were the first boobies he has ever felt ....i think he came right then....but i dont have PHYSICAL proof...well then later after we made out some....it came time to do the deed and I pulled his pants down....and as i stood there in shock, with my mouth hung to the floor, he asked whats the problem
and i said....
omg
u are hung like a
LIGHT SWITCH!!!!!
so i left
He came to my house in his 1984 Pinto(brown at that) and admittedly he looked quite handsome(for someone that came out of a revenge of the nerds movie) He had on a powder blue suit and he had his hair nicely slicked back, his black rimmed glasses made his eyes shine so much....and his hair..was so smooth and slick from whatever type of motor oil he used to slick it down. and he was so hot!!!
He had to open the door from his side because my door wouldnt open, and we were off to the movies
He wanted to see Finding Nemo(it was last summer) but it was sold out so we went to see The matrix....the man held onto my arm and was so scared thru the scene on the highway....it was so cute(not)
well then we went back to his place.....his mom had fixed us some cookies and milk (im assuming she knew what sort of sex machine he was and was fixing us a snack to revive us afterwards) and after we went to his room
he tried kissing me.....but ....well lets just say i dont kiss on the first date.....and i let him feel my boobies because I actually think those were the first boobies he has ever felt ....i think he came right then....but i dont have PHYSICAL proof...well then later after we made out some....it came time to do the deed and I pulled his pants down....and as i stood there in shock, with my mouth hung to the floor, he asked whats the problem
and i said....
omg
u are hung like a
LIGHT SWITCH!!!!!
so i left
