How Do You Get Your Dog Laid?

[H_T_]

mine won't stop humping his dog bed. i think he watches me & the gf do the hibbity-dibbity, cuz errytime i even get close to her, he bites his pillow and starts slamming away....

 

[patsfan1379]

bring him to jh1's - he's used to being the bitch.

 

[jnevin]

Get him fixed.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

or pay for stud fees.

 

[H_T_]

Get him fixed.

that's the grim reality, but i really would like to see him get laid.....before Evansteve.

 

[ortiz34]

mine won't stop humping his dog bed. i think he watches me & the gf do the hibbity-dibbity, cuz errytime i even get close to her, he bites his pillow and starts slamming away....

How does a post whore like yourself have time for real life wimmen?
Pics of said GF or STFU

 

[H_T_]

How does a post whore like yourself have time for real life wimmen?
Pics of said GF or STFU

i thought you were going to bust on Biteme.

 

[jnevin]

that's the grim reality, but i really would like to see him get laid.....before Evansteve.

I had to with mine. It broke my heart, but a 100 lb dobie with that lustfull look in his eye when the neice walks in the door is a motivator.

 

[H_T_]

I had to with mine. It broke my heart, but a 100 lb dobie with that lustfull look in his eye when the neice walks in the door is a motivator.

yeah. man..... he sure does loves his balls....

 

[jnevin]

yeah. man..... he sure does loves his balls....

Poor kid. He had quite a pair too. It kind of makes them look tougher.

 

[H_T_]

Poor kid. He had quite a pair too. It kind of makes them look tougher.

nothing says badass more than a big set of pendulous balls...

 

[the_clockwork]

fuck let it ufck your g/f

 

[patsfan1379]

lol

 

[H_T_]

fuck let it ufck your g/f

no. let him fuck YOUR gf.

 

[patsfan1379]

 

[the_clockwork]

I don't have a g/f so that's okay.. send him over

 

[jnevin]

Has your peanut butter goatee you've been sporting stopped working?

 

[vixensghost]

You need to troll the same streets you picked up your g/f at and find another stray for the poor creature.

 

[reno240]

Give him to a couple of Greek guys - they'll do anything.

 

[H_T_]

You need to troll the same streets you picked up your g/f at and find another stray for the poor creature.

speaking of trolls....

 

[vixensghost]

speaking of trolls....

My hump hurts by that comment....

 

[H_T_]

My hump hurts by that comment....

if i toss fitty cents at you, will you go back under the bridge?

 

[reno240]

if i toss fitty cents at you, will you go back under the bridge?

Ever been out some where and some dumbass is looking at you for no reason. Maybe he's drunk and wants to fight for no reason, maybe he thinks your hot.... Well whatever the reason I used to quickly turn to said asshat and say, "What? Are you gonna propose?" Not anymore - now, I am going to steal this.... Thank you HT.

 

[vixensghost]

if i toss fitty cents at you, will you go back under the bridge?

Nope, you gotta say the magic password.

 

[H_T_]

Nope, you gotta say the magic password.

Bitchbegone?

 

[H_T_]

Give him to a couple of Greek guys - they'll do anything.

lmfao. yeah, those sweaty Greeks will do anything....

 

[vixensghost]

Bitchbegone?

*Yawn*....I was hoping for a comment with more edge.

 

[H_T_]

*Yawn*....I was hoping for a comment with more edge.

hard targets get an edge....

 

[vixensghost]

hard targets get an edge....

Excuse me..I'm a VERY hard troll/target. Not too many trolls are in this great of shape!

 

[H_T_]

Excuse me..I'm a VERY hard troll/target. Not too many trolls are in this great of shape!

idk. Frisky wore out that old "post pics of yon past" tactic....

 

[vixensghost]

idk. Frisky wore out that old "post pics of yon past" tactic....

Sorry, have no idea about Frisky comment. Guess you had to be there.