LOL. This is hilarious.
You want her number? Here's how you do it: you have COKE, dumbshits. If you have coke, you have strippers. End of story. "Theride" is correct.
My ex's ex dated strippers. An older dude with nothing much goin for him. He had coke. So, he had strippers. My former lifting partner "dated" strippers, from Camelot here in DC, which is one of the better joints with the hotter chicks. Once he got coke, they were all over him. Sometimes, they'd call and invite him over where there were 5 of them and shit. Every night he was holding, he had strippers. I treat these bitches with total disdain. I have no time for the type of crap they bring.
COKE is your answer. Go get an 8-ball or two, hold a half oz or something, and, yeah, they'll burn through it at as much as 3g a nite per ho, but you'll have strippers. As many as you want. Or, to put it realistically, as many as you can AFFORD. When strippers go on break, they take a bump. When they get off shift on their way to the sushi bar, they take a bump. At night, they can roll through an 8 on their own. And, when you're out of coke and/or money, they're out of time for you.
See, strippers are a cash business. That's what they do and that's what they're about. You are pathetic asking for her number, to be honest with you. The last guy probably invited her to Paris for the weekend. There are serious ballers who play for strippers, guys who have big boats, planes, who are independently rich. Go stand outside an upscale nightclub and see who gets out of the big limos. Strippers with some baller dude. And, bet your ass that inside the limo is a ziploc full of...drumroll...COKE.
Money and coke are your answer. If you don't have that much money, then coke is your answer. Remember that strippers are mercenaries, nothing less, nothing more.
Technical advice I would have for you is to go during the daytime hours when not much is happening. This is what the strippers at Camelot told me. We'd be in there when the sun was still up and you can talk to these hoes and stuff. I pay them no heed because I don't pay for sex and strippers are ALL glorified hookers; it's only a matter of the price. And, yeah, I heard it all, "no they're not." Bullshit. They ALL are hookers. And, yeah, I had the same argument with a baller Afghan buddy of mine who went to Miami with a mountain of cash and rolling off his ass and met strippers down there and rendezvoused with them in Vegas a few weeks later. I told him, they are ALL hookers, man, a cash business. He didn't believe me. Got there and he's picking up every tab and they're demanding his credit card to go shopping for themselves. So, he gets pissed off at their materialism and throws them out of his room. But, that's the way they work and rich dudes who have more money than can be spent go with it because these girls are sex machines who are up for just about anything.
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