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How do you get a stipper's number?

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So I go to my first strip club the other night and I see the most hottest girl frankly I have ever seen. I get a lap dance from her, and start spitting my game. Things are going real smooth, but then when I ask her for her number she's like "I don't have a phone"

Immediately I call her out and I'm like "why don't you just tell me you think I'm ugly instead of feeding me that no phone line" (I say this in a kind of sly joking way) She's like "no your really cute, come see me again next time your here)

Heres why I'm pissed. First of all I have absolutely no problems getting girls, I'm male model for a living....I was dressed well, looking good, at the strip club. I'm just mad cuz I got denied, by a girl who should have been EASY.

Heres what I'm thinking about doing. Because of the quality of hottness this girl was, I'm thinking about hitting the club again in a few weeks and given it another whirl. Working her again and gettin her number. I'm not planning on trying to date this girl or anything, I just want to score her number so I feel like I "succeeded"

Normally I'd say fuck it, move on to the next victim and go on. But I have seen a slew of ridicuolsly hot girls, and this girl is the best bar none.

Any of you have experience getting strippers numbers? How do you play it? What you do?
 
Yeah but I got it because I met her outside the club and told her I wasn't interested in seeing her strip(at the club) when I found out what she did and took her out for a real nice and expensive evening was the best military leave (3 weeks) I ever spent. After your first approach don't think it will work, call it set and match and move on.
 
bro i have dated several strippers, either they dig you or they don't. it is a bad generalization to think that strippers are easy. for alot of the girls it is how they earn a living and that is it. for some it is to support there broke ass man or school. for some it is drugs. i play in a band so this appeals to alot of strippers, they dig the long hair and the muscles, so striking up conversation is easy and our hours (nightlifestyle) are the same. i don't pay for dances, which i suggest you do not, and always go with a group of fellows. if you go alone or with hardly anyone you look desperate. i am in good with the management at a couple of clubs so i am able to hang in their office and talk to the girls when they come in to take a break. i usually just keep to myself and they come to me asking questions. but mainly, don't pay em and don't chase em. if they are interested they will let you know.
 
Well, i would probably sit in ur lap and rub myself all over you if u were stuffing 20s in my g string too...
She is probably a single mother, just trying to make it on her own with a small child....and her ex is trying to take the child from her and she has to strip for some old fart with a toupee to keep her child...
or have u not seen strip tease?
 
That girl makes her living teasing guys just enough to keep the money. What did you expect her to do? Just because you bought a lap dance doesn't mean you're not a homocidal axe-wielding maniac like the rest of us. How many times a day do you think she gets asked for her number?
 
strip gals have a excellent ability to make you feel wanted, you cannot fall for this shit, it is meant for money only...
 
I use to get their numbers, take them home all the time. But its not worth their fucked up personalities. Do yourself a favor and leave strippers at the strip bar. :rolleyes:
 
made the mistake of entering the client end of an agreementt THE LAP dance you Never give a girl money you want to pick up end of story

PS most strippers date ugly dudes or wealthy dudes look rarely have shit to do with it
 
SoKlueles said:
Well, i would probably sit in ur lap and rub myself all over you if u were stuffing 20s in my g string too...
She is probably a single mother, just trying to make it on her own with a small child....and her ex is trying to take the child from her and she has to strip for some old fart with a toupee to keep her child...
or have u not seen strip tease?
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You mean they aren't all crackwhores who will fuck anything because that guy gave her the time of day?

You didn't actually buy a lap dance from this girl and think she would date you... did you?

DOH!

PS - from what I have been told 20$ ain't hardly what they are stuffing anywhere... try more like dollah bills. And they do not keep all the money for dances in addition to having to tip out many of the club's workers.
 
yawn sorry, i dont frequent strip clubs often so I dont really know how much they stuff in her g string, nor do i really care. Damn, I was making a joke
:)
 
You give the girl money, you just got yourself categorized. You may be the greatest guy she's met all day, but once you feed her primary purpose for being there, you are a customer.

Have fun, first and foremost, and get some attraction going. If she brings up a dance, and you have the intention of trying to nail this girl, then you are more than likely out of luck unless you can swing that to your advantage. Time to move on the next one.
 
Dial_tone said:
That girl makes her living teasing guys just enough to keep the money. What did you expect her to do? Just because you bought a lap dance doesn't mean you're not a homocidal axe-wielding maniac like the rest of us. How many times a day do you think she gets asked for her number?
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parkerjones said:
So I go to my first strip club the other night and I see the most hottest girl frankly I have ever seen. I get a lap dance from her, and start spitting my game. Things are going real smooth, but then when I ask her for her number she's like "I don't have a phone"

Immediately I call her out and I'm like "why don't you just tell me you think I'm ugly instead of feeding me that no phone line" (I say this in a kind of sly joking way) She's like "no your really cute, come see me again next time your here)

Heres why I'm pissed. First of all I have absolutely no problems getting girls, I'm male model for a living....I was dressed well, looking good, at the strip club. I'm just mad cuz I got denied, by a girl who should have been EASY.

Heres what I'm thinking about doing. Because of the quality of hottness this girl was, I'm thinking about hitting the club again in a few weeks and given it another whirl. Working her again and gettin her number. I'm not planning on trying to date this girl or anything, I just want to score her number so I feel like I "succeeded"

Normally I'd say fuck it, move on to the next victim and go on. But I have seen a slew of ridicuolsly hot girls, and this girl is the best bar none.

Any of you have experience getting strippers numbers? How do you play it? What you do?
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Seems like she was the one "spitting her game".
 
Any man who gives money to a woman is PATHETIC!

these whores have no respect for themselves and certainly no respect for a desperate man who has to give money to see tits and arse.

They laugh all the way to the bank Hahahahahaha

I never walked into a strip joint and never will

i tip waitresses big money because they desearve it for working a
respectable job.
 
Parker, next time go in there and treat her like the whore she is. Strippers have guys kissing their ass every day. I'm mean dont go out of your way to be mean, just act like shes no big thing. She will wonder why your attitude has changed and be interested why. Now shes not only looking at your wallet, but shes wondering whats going on inside your head. Thats the first step in landing a stripper.
 
parker, you screwed it up already. sorry mate. like a couple of the guys have said, you acted like a john and a john you will always be.

to be honest, the only way you are going to get with this girl is to see her outside the club somewhere, and try having a chat/doing your thing, and somehow break down that BIG FUCKING MASSIVE WALL you erected when you paid her to rub her body on you

cheers
 
SoKlueles said:
yawn sorry, i dont frequent strip clubs often so I dont really know how much they stuff in her g string, nor do i really care. Damn, I was making a joke
:)
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So Klueless I was not sassing you.... I was picking up where you left of, Sugarplumb. ;)

Just letting you know that everyone has this perception that all dancers in all areas make tons of cash... that just isn't so.

Not all dancers/strippers/whatever are crackheads and sluts. Just as not all librarians are quiet mice. Are the probably more people with messed up values in one profession than the other? Without a doubt. But that doesn't mean that there aren't those involved in such a line of work who do not realize that it is just a job... Just as there are many people in "legitimate" or "more societally acceptable" lines of work who are totally morally bankrupt.
 
Yea, I would have much rather talked to this girl than having to have to pay her for her "time"

But she was really fucking busy, and was always giving guys dances, so I didn't think I'd be able to get a chance to talk to her. Plus my bro's were leaving so I had to act fast

I would have much rather have her come up to me, but it just didn't work out that way. And with out sounding to cocky, I've been told that I intimidate some girls. So I was thinking that maybe that could of been why I wasn't approached.

meh who am I kidding, they want your money rich, poor, fat, old, skinny it doesn't matter
 
Werd said:
So Klueless I was not sassing you.... I was picking up where you left of, Sugarplumb. ;)

Just letting you know that everyone has this perception that all dancers in all areas make tons of cash... that just isn't so.

Not all dancers/strippers/whatever are crackheads and sluts. Just as not all librarians are quiet mice. Are the probably more people with messed up values in one profession than the other? Without a doubt. But that doesn't mean that there aren't those involved in such a line of work who do not realize that it is just a job... Just as there are many people in "legitimate" or "more societally acceptable" lines of work who are totally morally bankrupt.
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;)
 
LOL @ come see me next time.

translation - I want you to give me more of your money. 99% of the time strippers just see dollar signs when the see men in the audience. It doesn't matter who the mean are or what they look like. C'mon 100's of men are trying to get at them when they go to work every week. They just turn that shit out.
 
Why would you bother with her number in the first place? Ask watch she's doing after work, go have breakfast with her, do whatever, nail her and then move on, take a pic of her, but leave it at that.
 
Bro she's not there to meet guys. It's her job. She was simply doing her job nothing more or less. Of course she has a phone, she just didn't want to be bothered. She told you that you were cute and to come back to see her at the club. In other words she want's more of your money. You don't go to a strip club looking for a date (or just another 'victim' as you put it.), just some fun.
 
These chics get hit on for a living! Plus, (in some clubs) they can get fired for giving digits out...

The best plan... bring a lot of cash and a even MORE coke. It just may bouce your way!
 
Most of the strippers I know love pussy, and there are three types of people in this world, those that have pussy and those that want pussy and strippers that are both.
 
LOL. This is hilarious.

You want her number? Here's how you do it: you have COKE, dumbshits. If you have coke, you have strippers. End of story. "Theride" is correct.

My ex's ex dated strippers. An older dude with nothing much goin for him. He had coke. So, he had strippers. My former lifting partner "dated" strippers, from Camelot here in DC, which is one of the better joints with the hotter chicks. Once he got coke, they were all over him. Sometimes, they'd call and invite him over where there were 5 of them and shit. Every night he was holding, he had strippers. I treat these bitches with total disdain. I have no time for the type of crap they bring.

COKE is your answer. Go get an 8-ball or two, hold a half oz or something, and, yeah, they'll burn through it at as much as 3g a nite per ho, but you'll have strippers. As many as you want. Or, to put it realistically, as many as you can AFFORD. When strippers go on break, they take a bump. When they get off shift on their way to the sushi bar, they take a bump. At night, they can roll through an 8 on their own. And, when you're out of coke and/or money, they're out of time for you.

See, strippers are a cash business. That's what they do and that's what they're about. You are pathetic asking for her number, to be honest with you. The last guy probably invited her to Paris for the weekend. There are serious ballers who play for strippers, guys who have big boats, planes, who are independently rich. Go stand outside an upscale nightclub and see who gets out of the big limos. Strippers with some baller dude. And, bet your ass that inside the limo is a ziploc full of...drumroll...COKE.

Money and coke are your answer. If you don't have that much money, then coke is your answer. Remember that strippers are mercenaries, nothing less, nothing more.

Technical advice I would have for you is to go during the daytime hours when not much is happening. This is what the strippers at Camelot told me. We'd be in there when the sun was still up and you can talk to these hoes and stuff. I pay them no heed because I don't pay for sex and strippers are ALL glorified hookers; it's only a matter of the price. And, yeah, I heard it all, "no they're not." Bullshit. They ALL are hookers. And, yeah, I had the same argument with a baller Afghan buddy of mine who went to Miami with a mountain of cash and rolling off his ass and met strippers down there and rendezvoused with them in Vegas a few weeks later. I told him, they are ALL hookers, man, a cash business. He didn't believe me. Got there and he's picking up every tab and they're demanding his credit card to go shopping for themselves. So, he gets pissed off at their materialism and throws them out of his room. But, that's the way they work and rich dudes who have more money than can be spent go with it because these girls are sex machines who are up for just about anything.
 
Dude not all are victims but not all are, bitches eaither their people who do what they do for different reasons. Some , a couple I know just for survival, something I can understand.
 
Dude,
You must be young. Let me tell you man. Strippers are in business. It is all $$$. She may have liked you but you lost points with her already. Never buy a dance from a girl you like. Never ask them out the first time you meet them.
Oh and just cuz you think you are cute doesn't mean a girl will lift her skirt for you. How "hot" you or I or anyone else really is is irrelavent. If you got to persue a chick that is hot then do it man. Cause she may be worth it. Young guys seem to bounce from ez girl to ez girl. Be a man and deal with the challenge. It is usually worth it.
Jake
 
Bro I work at a strip club, these girls are hit on all the time. Not a night goes by that at least 4-5 guys will ask one single girl for her digits. The act gets old for them, and they are people too.....like Mr. Heavyduty said, they either dig you or they dont.....
 
I don't know why anyone would want to get messed up with a stripper in the first place. If you are independently wealthy, you can afford them. If not, steer clear. They will DIGEST you. Not "eat you up and spit you out," but digest your ass, as in consume you and leave only a pile of shit where you once stood.

If you cannot afford to blow at least $500-$1000 a night when you're partying, you can't really afford these girls.
 
parkerjones said:
Heres why I'm pissed. First of all I have absolutely no problems getting girls, I'm male model for a living....I was dressed well, looking good, at the strip club. I'm just mad cuz I got denied, by a girl who should have been EASY.

Heres what I'm thinking about doing. Because of the quality of hottness this girl was, I'm thinking about hitting the club again in a few weeks and given it another whirl. Working her again and gettin her number. I'm not planning on trying to date this girl or anything, I just want to score her number so I feel like I "succeeded"

Normally I'd say fuck it, move on to the next victim and go on. But I have seen a slew of ridicuolsly hot girls, and this girl is the best bar none.

Any of you have experience getting strippers numbers? How do you play it? What you do?
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I run an adult entertainment club and can tell you what your problem is. Your an asshole. Your one of the guys that most dancers hate, you come in the club thinking the wrong things. One you think your better looking than them(dancers hate that), two you think that because they dance in whatever form of nakedness this particular club is that they are easy, and you seem pretty arrogant and dancers dont do well with people with big egos as they have huge ones themselves.
 
I agree with most everyones comments here about the $$. The only good way to get the number is when THEY OFFER it or give it. I was lucky one night and two gave me their numbers, I guess they liked my personality or something...called one a few days later, sounded like I was bothering her so just let her go.

The other one that I really clicked with, who kept insisting I take her # down, called her back , we left a messages with each other, and she has never called back, thinking of going back and just not kissing her ass and see what happens. I think she dug me because she even tongued me in the open room, and we made out for like a whole song, but anyways, dont get your hopes high just because you get there #.

THe main thing I know now, is get while its there like after they get off or something, if it doesnt happen that night/day it most likely wont.
 
thank you for saying it!!!!
when they think they are the sexy ones they usually arent and we are praised by numerous people all the time on our looks and there are some of us who can or have modeled just make more at the moment dancing or stripping !! I have dancer friends and know how they are both on the job and off of it
 
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