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How can a girl not know what these terms means? ANYBODY know a girl like this?

jh1

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Pearl Necklace, Chocolate Starfish, etc


Sure they are more obscure than say BL*W J*B.... but still...


Anybody know a girl like that?


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I'm with nathan on this one.

I take it she simply isn't very quick witted.

Even if i had never heard of those i could figure em out
 
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Lol
 
GoldenDelicious said:
yep

a few, actually
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Cool. Hook me up... I want to corupt them.

Nathan said:
She's probably a visual learner. You should show her.
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Already did.

(Dumbass)


BobJan said:
I take it she simply isn't very quick witted.

Even if i had never heard of those i could figure em out
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Actually she is. She gets mad at me and thinks I make them up... and calls me a perv. So I have to prove it to her by having others confirm it. Then she gets upset because she is the only one that doesn't know. LOL


SublimeZero said:
i dont know.
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You don't know what there snappy? You don't know what they mean?


SoreAss said:
I only go out with slutty chicks, so they usually teach me the new terms.
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Ask your girl to teach you what a dirty sanchez is. You mexican freak.


StringBeanDick said:
She must be 12.
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19 Asskite.
 
I've added a number of new terms to my vocabulary from this place, that's for sure. Not everyone is a perv like you guys.. :)

Infact about 2 weeks ago, I'm sitting on the couch at my cousins place, and out of the blue she turns to me and goes.. "Hey, Seashell, what is teabagging?" :eek2: :eek2: After ejecting my diet coke into my lap, thanks to the laughing/choking, she harassed me for a good 10 minutes because I didn't want to tell her.
 
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The Ejaculator said:
Pearl Necklace, Chocolate Starfish, etc.
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I would have thought I hit the jackpot.... jewerly and chocolate! ;)

LOL

I agree with Seashell I have added a number of new terms to my vocabulary from here. :worried:
 
Seashell said:
I've added a number of new terms to my vocabulary from this place, that's for sure. Not everyone is a perv like you guys.. :)

Infact about 2 weeks ago, I'm sitting on the couch at my cousins place, and out of the blue she turns to me and goes.. "Hey, Seashell, what is teabagging?" :eek2: :eek2: After ejecting my diet coke into my lap, thanks to the laughing/choking, she harassed me for a good 10 minutes because I didn't want to tell her.
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If i didn't love you, i'd offer to show you a demonstration; but because i do i'll be nice. :heart:
 
Seashell said:
I've added a number of new terms to my vocabulary from this place, that's for sure. Not everyone is a perv like you guys.. :)

Infact about 2 weeks ago, I'm sitting on the couch at my cousins place, and out of the blue she turns to me and goes.. "Hey, Seashell, what is teabagging?" :eek2: :eek2: After ejecting my diet coke into my lap, thanks to the laughing/choking, she harassed me for a good 10 minutes because I didn't want to tell her.
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I had never heard of a chocolate starfish until reading it hear and while I'm thinking about it (while I can imagine) teabagging is new to me as well.

Do people really use these things in conversation?

You know what they say - those that talk - don't and those that don't talk - do.
 
velvett said:
I had never heard of a chocolate starfish until reading it hear and while I'm thinking about it (while I can imagine) teabagging is new to me as well.

Do people really use these things in conversation?

You know what they say - those that talk - don't and those that don't talk - do.
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So you teabag and dirty sanchez?

Kick ass... wanna meet up?
 
I learned a lot of tems from here I don't know what teabagging is though. I didn't know what tossing the salad was tell a few months ago.
 
I've known what salad tossing is since like forever...


teabagging is when some dude passes out at a party and another dude takes out his balls and lays them over his eyes, while another guy takes a pic.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
I learned a lot of tems from here I don't know what teabagging is though. I didn't know what tossing the salad was tell a few months ago.
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I feel ya tuts... I would have been so shamed if I had been asked that months ago I'd have said, "I always toss salad who the fuck doesn't toss salad" :worried:
 
Robert Jan said:
teabagging is when some dude passes out at a party and another dude takes out his balls and lays them over his eyes, while another guy takes a pic.
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:lmao: that is just wrong!
 
velvett said:
I had never heard of a chocolate starfish until reading it hear and while I'm thinking about it (while I can imagine) teabagging is new to me as well.

Do people really use these things in conversation?

You know what they say - those that talk - don't and those that don't talk - do.
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I'm sooo with you on this one Velvett & Shelly!! Besides, it's it like calling your private a "sissy" for girls & "hoo-hoo" for boys (got that from the movie Boys on the Side) - why can't you just SAY WHAT YOU MEAN!?! There's no need for sugar-coating anything!
 
Robert Jan said:
I've known what salad tossing is since like forever...


teabagging is when some dude passes out at a party and another dude takes out his balls and lays them over his eyes, while another guy takes a pic.
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Heres what we say tea bagging is, a chick will be laying down, or with her head back and you drop your sack in and out of her mouth.
 
My husband didn't know tea-bagging or choc. starfish -- I had to tell him....

Still don't know what tossing the salad means....
 
jenscats5 said:
My husband didn't know tea-bagging or choc. starfish -- I had to tell him....

Still don't know what tossing the salad means....
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licking of said starfish.
btw, i've been the picture taker of a teabagging... the guy it was done to is a police leutenant though.
 
I don't know salad tossing, or watersports, or sanches.. :confused: But I think I prefer it that way, teabagging is nasty and I wish no one had told me.. who does that?! lol..
 
i always (always...lol i mean when i started chatting with filthy people on the internet ;) ) thought teabagging was where a guy was just nailing a girl really hard, and his balls were swinging and slapping against her...like a teabag

anyway i just put myself off...good thing i drink coffee lol ;)
 
Seashell said:
I don't know salad tossing, or watersports, or sanches.. :confused: But I think I prefer it that way, teabagging is nasty and I wish no one had told me.. who does that?! lol..
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lol...watersports.
 
Seashell said:
I don't know salad tossing, or watersports, or sanches.. :confused:l
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Sorry girl if I know you should salad tossing is licking of the butt hole, sanches I believe has to do with poo poo and I dunno water sports either me thinks a gold shower but who knows. Ask Project for any clarification on these type of terms he is a total perv.
 
Yes, alas, one of my friends is like that. She has no clue what most of those terms mean. Yes, she has had sex before... but she doesn't act like she ever enjoyed it. That poor girl.
 
some of you girls are in for a spare-changing

When a man is fucking a woman and he pulls out and nuts on her and grabs some spare change, tosses it on her, preferably in the cum, and gets out of there real quick without saying a word
 
This place smells like someone has been chewing*

*When you manage to fart and then refill your ass with air continuously
 
Any of you guys ever done an AIDS-rodeo*?

*While fucking your girlfriend doggie style, you put one hand on her shoulder and the other in the air. You say: "I cheated and I got AIDS." Then you keep it in as long as possible
 
Dirty Sanchez ---> Finger in asshole, deep, try and take a little scoop o' poop. Then smear this finger over her upper lip, creating a moustache

Salad Tossing ----> aka Rimjob/ rimming. Basically having your asshole licked. Traditionally done with jelly or syrup
 
Robert Jan said:
Dirty Sanchez ---> Finger in asshole, deep, try and take a little scoop o' poop. Then smear this finger over her upper lip, creating a moustache

Salad Tossing ----> aka Rimjob/ rimming. Basically having your asshole licked. Traditionally done with jelly or syrup
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LOL, RJ...
these last few were hysterical.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Sorry girl if I know you should salad tossing is licking of the butt hole, sanches I believe has to do with poo poo and I dunno water sports either me thinks a gold shower but who knows. Ask Project for any clarification on these type of terms he is a total perv.
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Yep, I'm here to help.

I can't help it if you're not properly trained.
 
Last year I was on a sailing trip with school....a classmate of mine was talking about "zwaffelen" I didn't know what he was talking about so he explained it to me...here it is for you....zwaffelen is when you take your semi hard cock and hit someone in the face with it while they are asleep. That night he was going to zwaffel some of my classmates...they left me alone because I'm the biggest guy in my class, another reason to start working out I say :) ...o yeah almost forgot.. I thought it was kinda gay to do it to other guys..
 
Robert Jan said:
Any of you guys ever done an AIDS-rodeo*?

*While fucking your girlfriend doggie style, you put one hand on her shoulder and the other in the air. You say: "I cheated and I got AIDS." Then you keep it in as long as possible
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:FRlol: :FRlol: BWAAHAHHAAAAAHAHAAAA!!!! :FRlol: :FRlol:

That is FRIGGIN hilarious!!! Now I'll go and clean up the Mountain Dew that I just shot out of my nose!!! :spit: :laugh2:
 
Here are a few definitions:

toss salad
The licking or eating in and around the ass.
Baby, that ass is so fine that I'm gonna toss your salad. I bet I'll cum just from licking inside of your sweet ass.

Dirty Sanchez
When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a moustache.
After having anal sex, the man gave the woman a dirty sanchez.

teabagging
To have a man insert his scrotum into another person's mouth in the fashion of a teabag into a mug with an up/down (in/out) motion.
Man: Let's teabag!
Your Daughter: Okay!

chocolate starfish
the ass hole, allso known as;

1. rusty bullett hole
2. rusty sherifs badge
3. anus
4. shit pipe
5. crap pipe
6. shit / crap factory
let me stimuilate your chocolate starfish with my tounge.

pearl necklace
the glorious culmination of tit-fucking, in which you blow your nuts out all over a girl's tits, shoulders, neck, and, with any luck, chin. one of the highest expressions of love and affection bestowable upon a woman by a man.
Dashing Gent: Hey, I bet you'd look good in a "pearl necklace."
Big-Titted Dreamboat: Why, yes, I supposed you're right. Why don't you come on over to my place and baste my torpedo tits and elegant neck with your steaming hot man goo?

Hope this helps.
 
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