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Don't get me wrong, I love my husband, LOOOOOVE him. But for some reason his dick's been on a rampage for the past 24 hours, which is cute when you're 20 something and have all the energy and time in the world and plenty of time to do something about it, and verges on annoying when he's 57 and you're 46 and life is getting in the way.
I have my period and cramps, I'm trying to scramble around and get shit done for my stepdaughter (paperwork for state and federal assistance), due to both of our work schedules I've been operating on less than 5 hours of sleep (some twat is on vacation so I'm doing double duty and have been completely, utterly fucking snowed under with work for four days). I'm working on major, major fucking deadlines both life and work wise. The absolute, mutherfucking LAST thing I really give a shit about is sex. I had to schedule taking a shower the other day! All I want to say is "honey, your hard-on is nice, but will you please fucking stop showing it to me, I just don't give a good god damn right now, that doesn't mean I won't later. But the simple fact of the matter is, your wishing that I would play with your penis is just one more fucking demand on my time and energy and I'm, literally, ready to cry right now. Please leave me alone and stop mentioning how every time you see/hug/kiss me you get hard and that it woke you up a few times last night."
I wouldn't dream of taking him off TRT but Jesus weeping Christ, how the hell do you say that to someone you love, nicely? Seriously. You tell a man you don't want his hard-on, he gets his feelings hurt.
I have my period and cramps, I'm trying to scramble around and get shit done for my stepdaughter (paperwork for state and federal assistance), due to both of our work schedules I've been operating on less than 5 hours of sleep (some twat is on vacation so I'm doing double duty and have been completely, utterly fucking snowed under with work for four days). I'm working on major, major fucking deadlines both life and work wise. The absolute, mutherfucking LAST thing I really give a shit about is sex. I had to schedule taking a shower the other day! All I want to say is "honey, your hard-on is nice, but will you please fucking stop showing it to me, I just don't give a good god damn right now, that doesn't mean I won't later. But the simple fact of the matter is, your wishing that I would play with your penis is just one more fucking demand on my time and energy and I'm, literally, ready to cry right now. Please leave me alone and stop mentioning how every time you see/hug/kiss me you get hard and that it woke you up a few times last night."
I wouldn't dream of taking him off TRT but Jesus weeping Christ, how the hell do you say that to someone you love, nicely? Seriously. You tell a man you don't want his hard-on, he gets his feelings hurt.
