Help Ulcaster get laid thread.

[Tweakle]

If you're lucking out all the time then you're probably setting your standards way too high, all guys want to bone the hotties but we can't all be BBF :lol: that's why God created fat chicks.

The hooker thing's not a bad idea if you're going thru a drought, there's some cuties out there who'll do anything for $150 & who knows you might even get a # or at least a freebie off them. Not that you want it but you gotta start somewhere.

online dating might seem like a good idea if you dont know any women in your area but the reality is even the ugly ones get hit on several times a day so they're pickier than the average bar slut.

good luck, keep us posted.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

So what caused you to become so isolated, especially if you used to have friends? When did this problem of yours seem to start?

I use the term "freinds" losely...
I liked them, but we kept it real light.
They moved away or died. Drunk driver for one and a lumberjacking accident
for the other. I give off a curse....
They were all life long friends (but not close), met from pre-school to 2nd grade.
I lost them, I didn't find myself in a situation conducive to make new ones. Stories over....

 

[awittyusername]

Liar!!! j/k You may or may not like me but I do adore you.....

I do?

If you say so....

I go out and have fun, but where I go, there's no humans for miles.

Germs don't bother me. It's a space issue. I like it too much.

I don't see that....

That's not an option for me. Getting me to talk on a personal level, in person, is like trying to strap a big dude into an electric chair. I squirm out everytime.

I guess the question is ..Are you happy this way? If you are great. If not get some help and try breaking out. People seem to like you here. They could do the same if you over come the space issue. That is ...if you want to.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

It sounds like you've just been through a lot of shit, are very depressed because of it, and don't want to be helped. Is it true that you don't want to be close to anyone because you think they'll end up getting hurt or worse? Do you have bad feelings towards your parents at all for the way you feel now?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

ALT F4
I don't speak with them anymore.....

 

[awittyusername]

Counselling can do wonders bro.

 

[SoKlueles]

you make me sad Uc i wanna hug u but im afraid youll box me in the nose......

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

you make me sad Uc i wanna hug u but im afraid youll box me in the nose......

I've hugged people before. Anways, I could use one after this thread.

Counselling can do wonders bro.

It'd be torture. I don't think I could stand it.

 

[SoKlueles]

well cmere big boy and ill hug u a big one

 

[awittyusername]

It'd be torture. I don't think I could stand it.

Yes, it is torture. But, trust me it can make you feel great in the long run.