Help Ulcaster get laid thread.

[Lao Tzu]

Hey jerseyart, im a virgin too. help me out.

Problems -

I find asking women out demeaning.

Thats about it. Help me dr laura.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

You can't be our lead singer if you have a speech impediment. I'm going to have to put you on drums, fxygel can be our singer.

I was wondering when you'd show up...
The next virgin bashing thread is your's bitch J/K

 

[Lao Tzu]

I was wondering when you'd show up...
The next virgin bashing thread is your's bitch J/K

I'll set a backfire

Think of me as one of those vietnam soldiers who pushes a friend out of the way of a grenade.

 

[jerseyart]

No. I sorta forgot how to talk. I never do it anymore.

Too stubborn.

LOL Fucker

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

LOL Fucker

I'm not kidding....

 

[Lao Tzu]

I'm not kidding....

i've got the same thing. its not nearly as bad as it was 3-4 years ago, back then i had trouble completing a sentence. Now i just stumble and mix up words a couple of times a conversation.

 

[SoKlueles]

so, let me analyze this, you dont talk, you dont like to be touchy feely and you are shy................why? what brought this on?

 

[Mr. dB]

Aversion to, or even revulsion by intimate personal contact is no laughing matter. That's something I have to deal with as well, and as a result I tend to go through extended "dry spells." It really takes a lot, to get used to people being physically "familiar." Shit, I'll just about jump out of my skin if someone comes up and pats my back or puts their hand on my shoulder.

 

[SoKlueles]

I like to be touched, but not by just anyone....but by the right person, heck yeah

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

so, let me analyze this,

Go ahead. I think I'm gonnna put this screen name to sleep.

you dont talk,

Only when I have to, which can be as little as once a year. I have to
sign for vacation days in person. That spawns a conversation that I dread.
Personal questions are like slaps in the face to me.
It's not to bad on the Internet though. Here, I can be someone else in seconds.

you dont like to be touchy feely

I detest physical contact. Even someone bumping into me makes me want to throw them out a window, but most keep thier distance, so it's never a problem

and you are shy

An understatement, but yes.

................why? what brought this on?

Not sure, I got used to being alone. It stuck.