Help Ulcaster get laid thread.

[jerseyart]

The young bor needs advice. He is in serious danger of becoming the worlds oldest living virgin.

Please help a bor down on his luck with any advice/sluts phone numbers you can offer.

 

[Lao Tzu]

8675309

 

[jerseyart]

Not funny myanmars

The boy needs help, and all you can offer is bad 80's seconds. F' you also because now I can't stop singing it.

Ulcaster, if I were you, I'd ask Robert Jan for his sis' phone number. I hear she is not only good in bed, but has cause for low self esteem. It's worth a shot, plus you may have an in with the brother. It's easy to get Robert to like you, just pretend to hate everything

 

[awittyusername]

How old is he? What is his job, looks, past info???

Give us something to work with

 

[SoreArms]

start with the fat ones broly

 

[jerseyart]

I don't know. The pics in his avatar don't look promising for any of those criteria

Ulcaster, true story. When I was in college a friend of mine had some David Lee Roth concert ticks that nobody wanted for obvious reasons. But he had them, figured WTF, and dragged me along with him. The fucking place was packed with chicks, and we were each blown twice right in the arena seats.

Dude, if David Lee Roth does a comeback tour, make certain to but tickets. The chicks will no doubt be older now, but wtf

 

[jjunior]

how old is he?

 

[Gambino]

plus, rj's sis is a freaky dutch chic, those people have loose morals for sure...you will definetly score after the first latte...

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

...Not funny

 

[MrMuscle]

ah, the torch is passed on. Good luck, at least i wont be ragged on anymore.