Help Ulcaster get laid thread.

[jerseyart]

.Not funny

We know bro. But with the help of all the other bors and borettes, I'm pretty confident that together we could help you get to at least second base, maybe even third, with a chick.

She won't be what most people would consider "nice looking", she may even be a few steps below what they would call fugly. But a tit is a tit, and that is our objective at the moment.

Reach for the tit ulcaster, reach for the tit young bor

 

[SoKlueles]

your a virgin???

 

[Lao Tzu]

We know bro. But with the help of all the other bors and borettes, I'm pretty confident that together we could help you get to at least second base, maybe even third, with a chick.

She won't be what most people would consider "nice looking", she may even be a few steps below what they would call fugly. But a tit is a tit, and that is our objective at the moment.

What is with you guys and this mentality that everyone has to get laid ASAP and as often as possible? Is ulcaster a virgin or something? if he is, so what? He is not a leper.

 

[jerseyart]

your a virgin???

It would be a nice thing of you to do to change that predicament for him

 

[SoKlueles]

It would be a nice thing of you to do to change that predicament for him

I will do what i can, cmere big boy

 

[IwouldSlamU]

how old is this virgin

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I think the situation is more grim then you fathom.
I don't even like shaking hands.......with my own mother.
I'm very distant @ almost 26 y/o
If this thread is not in jest, then I truly appreciate your concern, although
in vein, it's nice If this thread's purpose is to humiliate me, then I hope you burn alive!

 

[jerseyart]

I will do what i can, cmere big boy

You know, I don't want to die a virgin either

 

[SoKlueles]

I think the situation is more grim then you fathom.
I don't even like shaking hands.......with my own mother.
I'm very distant @ almost 26 y/o
If this thread is not in jest, then I truly appreciate your concern, although
in vein, it's nice If this thread's purpose is to humiliate me, then I hope you burn alive!

im showing my nice side and im here to help you out......what can i do?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

im showing my nice side and im here to help you out......what can i do?

My post was @ Jersey...
Hello BTW