Help!!! She Farted In My Face!

[Saltee]

Thats too damn funny!!LOL

 

[gotmilk]

Oh quit your bitching. It could have been worse.

What if she turned to you and said "only 68 more to go!"

FARTTTT...."67!"

FARTTT..."66!"

Good thing it was just a fart and not one of those times when you fart so hard you actually break the seal and poo yourself. A controlled dump. Like those times when you just get your underwear down in time to sit on the toilet seat as it rushes out of your ass and makes a giant "ploop" sound.

 

[Binky]

Like those times when you just get your underwear down in time to sit on the toilet seat as it rushes out of your ass and makes a giant "ploop" sound.

Ahhh! very descriptive....you get an 'A' for effort.

 

[Gear Monster !]

OH, god this is funny......

everyone else already said it all....i'm outta here.