Help!!! She Farted In My Face!

[brooksy1000]

Thats bloody funny. I remember my mate once tried to wake his girlfriend up by farting on her face but accidently followed through and a lump of shit landed on her face, hahahaha. She didnt say much, just went and cleaned up,

 

[MuSuLPhReAk]

 

[mikelong23]

the smell is gone, its just in your head, shave it off though if it bothers you, either fart in her face repeadtly or get rid of that

 

[pajaro loco]

MAYBE SHE ATE TACOS WITH LOTS OF CHILI.

 

[WIDELAT]

NOW IS THIS THE SAME GIRL YOU FISTED?
IF NOT YOU HAVE THE MOST JACKED UP SEX LIFE EVER.
IF IT WAS HOW DID SHE FART FROM A RIM JOB AND NOT WHEN YOU SHOVED YOUR WHOLE HAND UP THERE AND APPLUADED HER.
I DON'T EVEN THINK YOU GET LAID BRO YOUR PROBABLY SOME LITTLE SIXTH GRADER WHO THINKS THIS SHIT IS FUNNYTO POST LITTLE FAR FETCHED COCK WEED.

 

[HamHock]

Stay the fuck away from that chicks ass bra! You were asking for it with that perverted shit.

My idea of foreplay is to tell a bitch, "oh quit yer damn whining, this will only take a minute!" and I never have chicks shitting on my head.

 

[queeny239]

AT LEAST SHE DIDNT TAKE A SHIT ON YOUR FACE OR PISS ON YOU!

 

[Jax]

guys, he's kidding, this whole story is bs...funny as hell though

 

[TxRugby_8]

YOU'ER LUCKY SHE DIDN'T FART IN YOUR MOUTH, THAT WOULD'VE BEEN SOME SICKER SHIT. YOU NEED TO PLUG THAT BUTT. HAHAHA. I CAN'T TYPE THIS SHIT IS SO FUNNY!!

 

[c-sharp minor]

This has gotta be one of the funniest threads I have ever read. ROTFLMFAO!!!!