Help!!/porn All Over My Computer!

[~HOUNDOG~]

Hey guys,my girlfriend said she was coming over to use my computer for internet for a report etc etc and I have been looking at porn for a long time and how do I get it to permanently go away?
More in-depth deletion then just cache and temp files,I need this shit gone ASAP or I am gone,what do i do?

helllllllp!

 

[smallmovesal]

why would she care if you look at porn?

 

[Weapon X]

You must dip your hard drive in a bathtub of water with two Tablespoons of Sea Salt in it.

 

[~HOUNDOG~]

because she is a devout mormone or some shit.
plus I dont look at your average soft-core type stuff.
help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I will mail a fat ass doobie to the persone who helps me!

 

[Weapon X]

because she is a devout mormone or some shit.
plus I dont look at your average soft-core type stuff.
help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I will mail a fat ass doobie to the persone who helps me!

What else do you lie to her about?

 

[smallmovesal]

my ex used to show me the porn he downloaded... i didn't care. it wasn't soft core either...

 

[smallmovesal]

wow how did a mormon snag a fantastic fella like you?

you like her "shit" faith? you like to describe the smell of other women's "cunts"?

you're a real catch.

 

[~HOUNDOG~]

hahahahahaahahahahhahahhaahhahahah I keep her happy,I give her the ol butt blaster every night.
I pretend she is you sal when I fuck her in the ass.
I blow a nice wad thinking of your tight butthole.
stupid bitch.

 

[Weapon X]

For that comeback, Houndog; two thumbs up!! UP YOUR ASS!!!

 

[smallmovesal]

i'm still amazed she ended up dating a piece of shit like you...