HELP!!! I can't stay away from sweats

[Bobber]

Ok....having gone from a 29"waist up to a 33.5 and now back to a 32, I really don't see any room for me to be eating sweats but I just can't stop. It's like if I can't drink beer I have to replace it with sweats. I have been baking Toll House cookies like they are going out of style. I foresee a Spring break of poochy perportions...

 

[Testosterone boy]

sweets bro.........I was wondering how anyone would eat their sweats.

 

[gymrat]

Bobber, don't worry, I don't know if there are any calories in your sweats. But they are very high in sodium.

 

[Bobber]

Ok ass pirates.....SWEETS.

 

[gymrat]

Ok ass pirates.....SWEETS.

Just dont' have them in the house.

 

[HANSEL]

Go flex your abs in the mirror and think about it for a minute before you start binging.

 

[Bobber]

Tried that....but I find my self drawn to the grocery store more and more since they aare not kept in stock in the Bobber household anymore. Toll House cookies = Crack.........I just can't stay away.

 

[louden_swain]

Damn,

Cookies sound good!! Right now, I am scarfing down pizza!! Here is what I say. . . .

You are training for strength and mass right? I take it you are not training for a show.

Eat up!!

As long as you are not ruining your other meals.

However, be sure to brush your teeth to prevent cavities.

 

[Bobber]

Louden......I am turning into a poochy fat ass.

 

[Nathan]

Oh man. I'm so much leaner than you are. While I'm at it, I'll just casually mention that I'm also far better looking. And, as if all that weren't enough to win me the Miss America crown, I can also play the kazoo.

 

[vinylgroover]

Keep eating sweets and concentrate on making your lats wider

 

[Testosterone boy]

Oh man. I'm so much leaner than you are. While I'm at it, I'll just casually mention that I'm also far better looking. And, as if all that weren't enough to win me the Miss America crown, I can also play the kazoo.

But of course....look at the experience. You have been playing your roomates kazoo 3 times a day for a long time.

 

[Bobber]

Vinyl - What good are wide lats if your stomach is fat?

Nathan you wish you were prettier than me <snap>

 

[vinylgroover]

Vinyl - What good are wide lats if your stomach is fat?

Nathan you wish you were prettier than me <snap>

Bro, the day chicks start worrying about whether a guy has a 32 inch waist or a 29 inch waist is the day we all have to turn gay. It won't happen.

 

[Nathan]

Bro, the day chicks start worrying about whether a guy has a 32 inch waist or a 29 inch waist is the day we all have to turn gay. It won't happen.

I dunno, 32 is kind of fat. Honestly, though, I think it has to do with confidence. I know I feel by far most confident with a 28" waist. Also, you do look better.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Bro, the day chicks start worrying about whether a guy has a 32 inch waist or a 29 inch waist is the day we all have to turn gay. It won't happen.

Can a guy make himself turn gay? I would assume that one is either gay or het or bi and doesn't really have a choice.

 

[louden_swain]

Bobber,

I will give you some serious advice.

As you already know, all you have to do is monitor your diet. You mentioned that you like sushi. . .stick with this. For breakfast stick with:

4 eggs
2 slice of toast or
1 cup of oatmeal
1 banana
1 cup orange juice
1 multi-mineral vitamin

For a snack eat a myoplex bar.

Lunch can be sushi.

Dinner can be chicken, potatoes, and a salad.

Find foods that cooperate with you. You can still gain muscle on a lower calorie diet.

Eat a variety of foods and find stuff you like

As for the beer. . . .be careful. It is OK to have a beer every now and then, but don't let it become a habit. You do not want to travel the road to alcoholism. Also, beer is loaded with calories.

drink a lot of water.

As for training, get back into the gym at least 3 to 4 days per week at 1 hour training sessions.

Stay away from psycho women!!! They will mess with your head and sidetrack you from your dedicated training and eating habits.

Really a 32 inch waist is not that bad! With hard work and good eating habits, achieving a 29 inch waist is certainly in the realm of possibility. I wish you luck!

And most of all. . . . hit the books!!! Get those grades up!! This should be a good semester for you.

 

[Nathan]

Bobber,

I will give you some serious advice.

As you already know, all you have to do is monitor your diet. You mentioned that you like sushi. . .stick with this. For breakfast stick with:

4 eggs
2 slice of toast or
1 cup of oatmeal
1 banana
1 cup orange juice
1 multi-mineral vitamin

For a snack eat a myoplex bar.

Lunch can be sushi.

Dinner can be chicken, potatoes, and a salad.

Find foods that cooperate with you. You can still gain muscle on a lower calorie diet.

Eat a variety of foods and find stuff you like

As for the beer. . . .be careful. It is OK to have a beer every now and then, but don't let it become a habit. You do not want to travel the road to alcoholism. Also, beer is loaded with calories.

drink a lot of water.

As for training, get back into the gym at least 3 to 4 days per week at 1 hour training sessions.

Stay away from psycho women!!! They will mess with your head and sidetrack you from your dedicated training and eating habits.

Really a 32 inch waist is not that bad! With hard work and good eating habits, achieving a 29 inch waist is certainly in the realm of possibility. I wish you luck!

And most of all. . . . hit the books!!! Get those grades up!! This should be a good semester for you.

And you can bet your ass that poindexter here is gonna narc on you if you don't take his advice.

 

[AustinTX]

Tried that....but I find my self drawn to the grocery store more and more since they aare not kept in stock in the Bobber household anymore. Toll House cookies = Crack.........I just can't stay away.

LOL, I thought this was going to be an "I live in Austin and wear sweats to the gym, work, and church" thread. Can't remember if you're here or in SA or wherever... Then Nathan would have to read you for your fasion sense instead of *gasp* > 28 inch waist

Those sour gummy worms are my downfall; at least they're fat free and almost pure dextrose for a post-workout treat

 

[louden_swain]

And you can bet your ass that poindexter here is gonna narc on you if you don't take his advice.

What does this mean?

 

[Nathan]

What does this mean?

Oh, I think you know poindexter.































I'm just joking. You did nothing wrong sweetie.

 

[Bobber]

Louden - My diet is pretty damn close to being ready for my upcomming cycle other than this sweet tooth. And the training...balls to the wall. Thans for the motivation though.