I think you and I enjoy the same things bro....<wink wink>, I can always count on you to back me up here at the "sheets"!!
Only difference is you have a significant other that's probably freakier than you are.......I on the other hand have to coax it out of my partner by doing hand stands or other assorted stupid human tricks!!! Your a lucky bastard you know that!! I've been dating the same woman for 3 years, and although she's been coming around "a little" lately, it's still like pulling fucking teeth dammit!!!
Throwing TOUNGE DARTS at my gf's ass has turned her into a dirty girl LOL. If I hit that ass anymore they'll have to call me the ASS-ASIN. One shot one kill If you aren't putting a lick on that pucker starfish somelse will. I'll have to video are next session and call it. STARFISH TROOPERS- Never leave your lover's behind