Have you ever stolen anything anytime in your life?

[heatherrae]

I can't be bothered to take the necessary time to type up the list of shit I have pilfered.

 

[AAP]

It's true.

We would have to narrow it down to certain categories.

What is the most expensive thing I have stolen?
What is the most regretful thing I have stolen?
What is the biggest thing I have stolen?
What is my favorite thing that I have stolen?
What is the latest thing I have stolen?
What is the shinest thing I have stolen?
What am I going to steal next?

It would be easier to make a list of things I haven't stolen. Yet.

 

[heatherrae]

It's true.

We would have to narrow it down to certain categories.

What is the most expensive thing I have stolen?
What is the most regretful thing I have stolen?
What is the biggest thing I have stolen?
What is my favorite thing that I have stolen?
What is the latest thing I have stolen?
What is the shinest thing I have stolen?
What am I going to steal next?

It would be easier to make a list of things I haven't stolen. Yet.

I had a ferret named francois, once, who was like that. He was a little clepto.

 

[mobro]

yep. lots of stuff when i was younger, not any more though. i had to take a polygraph for a job once. nothing like seeing everything you have ever doen wrong written down on a piece of paper and put in a file. we just did it for the challenge. but the polygraph opened my eyes.
plus i just grew up

 

[jerkbox]

It's true.

We would have to narrow it down to certain categories.

What is the most expensive thing I have stolen?
What is the most regretful thing I have stolen?
What is the biggest thing I have stolen?
What is my favorite thing that I have stolen?
What is the latest thing I have stolen?
What is the shinest thing I have stolen?
What am I going to steal next?

It would be easier to make a list of things I haven't stolen. Yet.

ever been caught stealing?

 

[AAP]

Sad thing is I don't steal shit I need or use, I just steal it because it's there.

Before moving to FTL, I enlisted a pretty drunk (read : retarded) buddy to help me steal a bright red British telephone booth. We just carried that shit down the street in broad daylight to the truck like we were on Official business and getting paid to remove it.

That thing became my indoor liquor cabinet. Then when I moved here, I turned it into an outdoor urinal because the stupid queens at my naked party kept asking to come in and use the bathroom. (hell no)

Shit got busted to hell and back in 03 when that hurricane passed over.

 

[heatherrae]

Sad thing is I don't steal shit I need or use, I just steal it because it's there.

Before moving to FTL, I enlisted a pretty drunk (read : retarded) buddy to help me steal a bright red British telephone booth. We just carried that shit down the street in broad daylight to the truck like we were on Official business and getting paid to remove it.

That thing became my indoor liquor cabinet. Then when I moved here, I turned it into an outdoor urinal because the stupid queens at my naked party kept asking to come in and use the bathroom. (hell no)

Shit got busted to hell and back in 03 when that hurricane passed over.

Too bad it got busted up. That would have been really cool to have.

 

[gonelifting]

Too bad it got busted up. That would have been really cool to have.

Trust me, the ones he invites are trashy. You DON'T want to have them. If you've heard the stories, you'd agree.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Some ears of corn and candy.

I love candy corn!

 

[AAP]

ever been caught stealing?

Never.