Have you ever stolen anything anytime in your life?

[the_clockwork]

I never have

 

[PICK3]

hymens

 

[-SD-]

once i stole a mans wedding ring that he left on the workout floor and i found it, so i kept it. I was 19 and working at the fitness center he was at and found the ring while doing a walkthrough. He even came up to the trainers desk to ask if anyone found it and at that instant I said "no". Dont know what came over me to say that but it was a bad time in my life and yadayada so i said fuck it and kept it.
Heres where it gets fucking hilarious. After a couple weeks I get the balls to take it to a jewelry store to try and sell it (turns out its worth about $5,000). Just so happens I walk into the store where the damn ring was made, and the owner, who I was talking to, made it himself LOL. My story to him was I found it on the street, and since he knew the owner go ahead and keep it and I will walk. But then he asked for my name and number so that the couple could "thank me" (yea right). So then I looked up at all the security cameras and figured I was fucked anyway so gave him my name and number. Sure enough the ring owner calls and he is fucking pissed since that ring was made from diamonds from his grandma or something. Anyway, he doesnt press charges, but he could have. Instead we make an agreement: I do his lawn for 6 months!!! LOL.

 

[LuluDeren]

Some ears of corn and candy.

 

[gonelifting]

once i stole a mans wedding ring that he left on the workout floor and i found it, so i kept it. I was 19 and working at the fitness center he was at and found the ring while doing a walkthrough. He even came up to the trainers desk to ask if anyone found it and at that instant I said "no". Dont know what came over me to say that but it was a bad time in my life and yadayada so i said fuck it and kept it.
Heres where it gets fucking hilarious. After a couple weeks I get the balls to take it to a jewelry store to try and sell it (turns out its worth about $5,000). Just so happens I walk into the store where the damn ring was made, and the owner, who I was talking to, made it himself LOL. My story to him was I found it on the street, and since he knew the owner go ahead and keep it and I will walk. But then he asked for my name and number so that the couple could "thank me" (yea right). So then I looked up at all the security cameras and figured I was fucked anyway so gave him my name and number. Sure enough the ring owner calls and he is fucking pissed since that ring was made from diamonds from his grandma or something. Anyway, he doesnt press charges, but he could have. Instead we make an agreement: I do his lawn for 6 months!!! LOL.

HOLY SHIT!!!

 

[jestro]

Heres where it gets fucking hilarious. After a couple weeks I get the balls to take it to a jewelry store to try and sell it (turns out its worth about $5,000). Just so happens I walk into the store where the damn ring was made, and the owner, who I was talking to, made it himself LOL. My story to him was I found it on the street, and since he knew the owner go ahead and keep it and I will walk. But then he asked for my name and number so that the couple could "thank me" (yea right). So then I looked up at all the security cameras and figured I was fucked anyway so gave him my name and number. Sure enough the ring owner calls and he is fucking pissed since that ring was made from diamonds from his grandma or something. Anyway, he doesnt press charges, but he could have. Instead we make an agreement: I do his lawn for 6 months!!! LOL.

Are you sure that wasn't just a episode of sienfeld?
Some serious LOLs in that one.

 

[blueta2]

I stole a candy bar when I was 10 and many mens hearts....but other than that, nope, never!

 

[gonelifting]

Are you sure that wasn't just a episode of sienfeld?
Some serious LOLs in that one.

That guy should say that to anyone walking into his jewelry store asking for a price of a "found" item. lol He could keep the ring when the guy leaves it for the "real owner" wink wink..


I used to steal things for fun. They were worthless items really, just to see if I could do it. Mostly when I was drinking with my buddies out somewhere at 2 AM. I'm sure people have heard the (strip club) bar stool theft by now (6 of them) lol

 

[jestro]

When I was a teen, we used to go on beer runs.

7-11 late at night, walk up to a stack of half racks, one in each hand, walk out.
Once some good samaritain redneck chased us in his truck, but we never got caught.

 

[AAP]

I can't be bothered to take the necessary time to type up the list of shit I have pilfered.