It's called snooping. Women are reeeeal good at it.
Lol, so are men.
It's called snooping. Women are reeeeal good at it.
Lol, so are men.
Nef does has perfect form, doesn't she?
not as good as women. It's just not in our nature as a rule the way it is in womens' nature.
Uhhhh no. snooped, spied, stalked, controlled, both genders bust boundaries. Men snoop phones and computers
just as much and are just as good at it as women. That's a bullshit generalization. GTFO of here with our nature lmfao![]()
I couldn't imagine trying to hide that stuff from the wife. It is such a mess and she is a clean freak - absolutely no way. In addition, it is not cheap. Hey "Honey any idea where that $5k when we had in savings"?
my wife asks me who the hell annie f. is every year
But we're not friends.
I should re-add you. You're ok.![]()
I inject my wife
Uhhhh no. snooped, spied, stalked, controlled, both genders bust boundaries. Men snoop phones and computers
just as much and are just as good at it as women. That's a bullshit generalization. GTFO of here with our nature lmfao![]()
Lol we leave our phones laying around, joint bank accounts, synced emails (for convenience will bills and shit) computers open etc
If you gotta hide shit to marry someone, don't get married
/agree.
I keep all my contacts, calender, to-dos, emails, etc. all synced to an Exchange server. Then I keep a PC on the kitchen counter with all that pulled-up. Then I keep a Firefox instance with my Facebook page and EF page on the same machine.
Hell, if I even put a number into my phone it would be almost instantly replicated across about five machines. I don't think I'd be very good at being scandalous.
Which purse does your wife keep your balls in?
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How much did she find
Have you tried giving her a titty twister and forcing an apology out of her?
Oh hey honey, I'm going to start doing something illegal.
Kthanxbye!
Maybe he didn't want her to know so she would have plausible deniability in case he was busted and LE had to ask her if she knew and willingly participated in any way? This way he was protecting her.
You owe me now bro.
Tell her u have aids and the steroids are there to assist you with the muscle catabolism ..
She's probably out getting Eiffel-towered by a couple dudes with bigger dicks right now.
So your not there then woody?
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Nah, bro. My dick can't reach GA from CA.
So I guess Canada is out then? It's cold here...shrinkage would be a factor
Nah, bro. My dick can't reach GA from CA.
She's probably out getting Eiffel-towered by a couple dudes with bigger dicks right now.
which purse does your wife keep your balls in?
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Just wait until she finds your gay porn stash.
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I learned my lesson from this so im making sure i keep that with my gear locked up in a safe.
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*you're
You havent learned dick if you still feel the need to keep secrets from your wife
I don't intentionally keep secrets from my wife but I don't feel the need to tell her every thing I do, especially if it doesn't have an impact on my family.
and no, I'm not going to be arrested or die from my minimal gear usage (for the naysayers)
Are you a fucking Persian bro?
I don't intentionally keep secrets from my wife but I don't feel the need to tell her every thing I do, especially if it doesn't have an impact on my family.
and no, I'm not going to be arrested or die from my minimal gear usage (for the naysayers)
Any drug habit is not something to hide from a spouse and expect to keep a healthy marriage long term. Besides i thought you explained to her and shes cool with it now? confused
How is making a choice not to tell her not "intentionally" keeping secrets? That sounds like exactly what I'd call intentionally keeping secrets.
Either way she aplogized and thats it thats what wife is supposed to do...she supposed to support her man even though she dont think its a good idea. And going off on a psycho rant and almost biting off my dik is something that i dont accept and she knew and apologized like the good wife she is.
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by telling her in advance, he's essentially asking for permission. and I don't see the need to ask for permission from my wife to do anything that doesn't effect my family. my wife is cool with it but what if she wasn't? am I supposed to just say "ok, I won't do it"? my usage doesn't affect my family.
I told my wife about gear after she found out about it and explained everything and luckily she was cool about it. basically, if it doesn't effect our relationship and family, don't be all in my shit. a little privacy is a good thing.
I'm not talking about that dude anymore. I'm talking about you.
It's not asking permission, it's being honest, as opposed to willfully deceitful. If she wasn't ok with it, your next steps would have been on you. Either don't do it, or do it anyway (hopefully after educating her and alleviated any misconceptions).
But I'm coming from a different place on this than most. I've had some really really horrific experiences with ongoing secrets within a family, and I can almost always tell when someone is being sneaky about something. Being secretive with me is one of the worst things a partner can do to me and my emotional well being. Little secrets, no biggie. But this kind of thing is a big secret - not because of the illegality or the health, but because it is ongoing. Specifically, with me, for someone to keep this a secret, they would have to be selfish as hell (because presumably they would know how destructive secrets are for me), and lack trust in my ability to be reasonable. They would be choosing the easy route to avoid a potentially uncomfortable conversation, knowing that choice would likely cause me hurt down the line.
But, that's just my perspective, my experiences.
hold up just a damn second!!
but seriously, I see where you're coming from. I just don't see gear being a big deal, for myself anyway. and people tend to overreact, like this guy's wife, when it's brought up. I don't expect my wife to tell me what she's doing at any given time, unless I ask. I give her the same respect.
Too late, shes already proven to be psychotic
Comes with her being female. It just is.
Except the part when she almost bit your dick off in a fit of rage lol
How old is she?
Are you a fucking Persian bro?
How is making a choice not to tell her not "intentionally" keeping secrets? That sounds like exactly what I'd call intentionally keeping secrets.
She is 29
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Did you try to bite her clit off as payback?
Its crossed my mind
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How would you ever feel safe to lay back and enjoy a bj again?!?
Lolol bj ruinned
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Im scarred for life...it will take many bjs to get me to that comfortable feeling again...want to help me on my road to recovery?How would you ever feel safe to lay back and enjoy a bj again?!?
Lolol bj flashbacks/PTSD
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lol would be a good one for a therapist!
Hard to treat since he'll need to slowly reintroduce back into bjs that last a while, pretty hard to do (pun intended) on a fast eyaculator
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Hard to treat since he'll need to slowly reintroduce back into bjs that last a while, pretty hard to do (pun intended) on a fast ejaculator
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Don't even bother babe, he's a little dense.
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