Has anybody here ever caught their parents having sex?

[rnch]

I guess they still do it because they still look good! They eat good and workout. Come on now! You really want to fuck the same old hag over and over again? Especially if she doesn't look as good as she did years ago? My mom for her age looks good and damn young! Same for my dad.

that's why home depot makes light dimmers, carth.

at that age, it's as much mental appeal as it is physical.

judging by your avitar, carth, you have inherited their good youthfull doner DNA.

 

[Longhorn85]

No, but my kids have heard Mrs Longhorn and I, I'm sure. Never saw us though.

 

[stilleto]

I was never caught because I always told my parents that a girl was going to come over so that I can have sex with her. And so they would leave the house for a couple of hours. But first they would go out and come back within 15 minutes and drop a box of condoms and tell me that you better use this or I'll kill you!!! Nice parents huh?

lol.. yes.
I was caught a few times when I thought they weren't going to be home.

 

[Smokescreen]

No, but my kids have heard Mrs Longhorn and I, I'm sure. Never saw us though.

LMFAO! Bro! My woman is soooo fucking loud when we have sex! Damn! I know the girls can here us. She is sooo loud! And when has an orgasm, no lie! She sounds like a wolf howling at the moon!

Last time that happened one of my girls knocked on the door and we immediately stopped! It was sooo funny. And she's like..." mommy want are you doing? I'm like NOTHING GO BACK TO BED, I'M GIVING YOUR MOM A MASSAGE!

 

[pintoca]

we need curling's daughters in this thread PRONTO!!!

 

[eh!]

lol.. yes.
I was caught a few times when I thought they weren't going to be home.

Me too, i remember the first time i was caught my mom walked in the room with a coffee for me not knowing i had a girl over. she just looked at us and said " i will just leave this on the dresser for you" and left the house for a couple hours.

 

[stilleto]

Me too, i remember the first time i was caught my mom walked in the room with a coffee for me not knowing i had a girl over. she just looked at us and said " i will just leave this on the dresser for you" and left the house for a couple hours.

i don't want to think about, let alone tell the story about my parents walking in on me.

 

[Smokescreen]

Me too, i remember the first time i was caught my mom walked in the room with a coffee for me not knowing i had a girl over. she just looked at us and said " i will just leave this on the dresser for you" and left the house for a couple hours.

that aint shit! My cousin told me that his girl and him were naked. She was on her knees rubbing her cooch and her tit and he was cumming all over her. Then his mom opens the door and sees the whole thing! He said my Aunt just slammed the door and started yelling out fuckign slut in my house blah blah blah!!!! LOL!!!!

 

[pintoca]

that aint shit! My cousin told me that his girl and him were naked. She was on her knees rubbing her cooch and her tit and he was cumming all over her. Then his mom opens the door and sees the whole thing! He said my Aunt just slammed the door and started yelling out fuckign slut in my house blah blah blah!!!! LOL!!!!

that is a good conversation topic during the Thanksgiving dinner

 

[Firehawk536]

For me,
The first time I walk into my parents room I was a little over a year old. My older brother (6yrs older) took me by the hand and shut the bedroom door. That is my earliest memory of my life. I later asked my father about it (before he died of cancer) he got a good laugh and said that when I walked in I asked "Daddy why are you hurting Mommy."
Of course I didn't know that she was (pardon the puke) enjoying it. But, he got a good laugh when I mentioned it. This was 3wks before he died and we were getting all of the bad and good things out in the open.

Also, I was 16yrs old and I heard my mom and step-father and 9 months later, my youngest brother was born. I still have nightmares of her moaning and the pillow over my head.

I wonder why I have some issues. But, at least I know where I get my Goud aulful (not) libido. Even my fiance and also my ex-wife have told me to leave them alone "horn-daug". Well, I have an exscuse. I get it from both of my parents. HEHEHEHEHEHE