Has anybody here ever caught their parents having sex?

[Smokescreen]

I have! Too many times! And its disturbing and traumatizing!!! And this was when I was just a little boy. But now last hurricane that we had here in South Florida, I didn't have power for a few days. But my parents did. So I spent the weekend at their house. And what did these two 52 year people do? FUCK THEIR BRAINS OUT REALLY LOUD!!! And saying nasty filthy shit to each other while I'm in the next room! Arrrrggghhhh!!! Just the thought is disturbing. Their not ugly people at all. Their good looking. But still! Its mom and dad! Shit!!!

 

[Raina]

I'd have to opt for suicide if I ran into that situation more than once. Thankfully it's never happened.

 

[Raptorex]

Carth,

That is hilarious, however at the same time it is great to know people can still enjoy each other sexually for a long time...

 

[Smokescreen]

Carth,

That is hilarious, however at the same time it is great to know people can still enjoy each other sexually for a long time...

I don't know. Maybe its the fact that we are latinos? Or we just have good libido? That is why I get so angry when I take a drug that slightly lowers my libido. I feel like killing everybody! I feel like a piece of me was taken away!

 

[rnch]

every sunday afternoon, after they dragged the kids to church; my parents worshipped at a different alter.

we (the kids) learned early on to clear out of the house on sunday afternoons.


isn't that why God (and movie theatres) made sunday matinees??

 

[Raptorex]

I don't know. Maybe its the fact that we are latinos? Or we just have good libido? That is why I get so angry when I take a drug that slightly lowers my libido. I feel like killing everybody! I feel like a piece of me was taken away!

I think we are on the same thing? AG guys (liquisteride?) by any chance...very effective but bye bye libido (also hard for an Italian like myself).

 

[stilleto]

i never caught my parents, but they've caught me a few times.

it wasn't pretty.

 

[rnch]

Carth,

That is hilarious, however at the same time it is great to know people can still enjoy each other sexually for a long time...

yeh, it is, isn't it! when we are in our 50's....WE all should be so lucky!

 

[Smokescreen]

i never caught my parents, but they've caught me a few times.

it wasn't pretty.

I was never caught because I always told my parents that a girl was going to come over so that I can have sex with her. And so they would leave the house for a couple of hours. But first they would go out and come back within 15 minutes and drop a box of condoms and tell me that you better use this or I'll kill you!!! Nice parents huh?

 

[Smokescreen]

yeh, it is, isn't it! when we are in our 50's....WE all should be so lucky!

I guess they still do it because they still look good! They eat good and workout. Come on now! You really want to fuck the same old hag over and over again? Especially if she doesn't look as good as she did years ago? My mom for her age looks good and damn young! Same for my dad.