Had sex two hours ago with.....

[Mysterio]

So Mysterio how are you going to talk your way outta this when they wake up from the GHB?

You killed this thread Paulos!

 

[Star]

takes more than 2 hours w/ my wife. 1 minute to screw and 1 hour 59 minutes to crawl back out after i fall in.

I don't know if this statement makes her look big or you look small..........Either way u r still a minute man.

 

[bighead]

The beauty of the older woman is that more often than not they're just looking for an uncomplicated fuck and they usually do really know how to fuck.



Wait a min.....did I just read two women........whoa I said it once and I'll say it again,you da man mysterio.

 

[Mysterio]

The beauty of the older woman is that more often than not they're just looking for an uncomplicated fuck and they usually do really know how to fuck.



Wait a min.....did I just read two women........whoa I said it once and I'll say it again,you da man mysterio.

Nah, I was just in the right place at the right time. I needed it though because Latinsteel(My penis name) was getting lonely.

 

[AAP]

You named your penis????

 

[Mysterio]

You named your penis????

No a girl gave me that name back in the day!

 

[Lumberg]

has anyone ever sexed up a meteor shower.. yes no sir?

Has anyone ever sexed up a hot pocket? yes no sir?

no but I heard a lukearm pizzone feels nice.

JC

 

[VicTusDeuS]

i hear old ladies got some roast beef between their legs

 

[dragonmona]

i hear old ladies got some roast beef between their legs

LOL

The old women on this board eat so much chicken it might be feathers. Very soft.

 

[Wynn]

WTF?

No a girl gave me that name back in the day!

What do you mean 'back in the day'? You're 21! I've gotta ask then, how many years have you been active with the opposite sex?