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Guys: When you take a shit...........

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..........do you rest your cock on top between your thighs, or do you let it hang underneath between your thighs?
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Gotta let it hang. I mean, how do you think we can pee if it's not hanging down? :)

I assume women piss and shit at the same time.

I'll skip breakfast.:mix:
 
AziaReign said:
..........do you rest your cock on top between your thighs, or do you let it hang underneath between your thighs?
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haha it hangs, unless u got a small dick and it rest up above.

:confused: :confused:
 
AziaReign said:
..........do you rest your cock on top between your thighs, or do you let it hang underneath between your thighs?
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OK, that settles it. You really are disturbed, Sweetheart. :evil:
 
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gorilla_boy said:


OK, that settles it. You really are disturbed, Sweetheart. :evil:
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:FRlol: Well, I was sitting on the toilet, and the question crossed my mind. So what if I ask whatever my little brain is pondering? Keeps me from questioning myself!
 
Hang... rest it on my leg??? so I can pee all over my leg and the floor? LOL... wow...

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I have to curl mine up around my calf and then let it hang in. But yeah hanging it the only way to go.
 
Before reading this thread.....I thought every possible questions had already been asked!

I let it hang but I put scuba gear on it so it can breathe under water.
 
Well, you started Azia... can girl's shit and piss at the same time?

I don't think I can. But, I'll make sure the next time one brews.

I've got some skank protein farts erupting right now... ;)
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Geez guys! I was just wondering for cryin' out loud! How am I, a chick, supposed to know if you piss and shit the same time like we do! I'm in the bathroom when Pauly pisses, but not when he shits!

I thought maybe you would (naturally) stand to piss first, then sit to take a shit.
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If my cock is home at the time and not making a cameo appearance in a feature film or doing a Discovery channel documentary such as the 10 Largest Man-made Objects , I generally send mine up to the grocery store to fetch more TP and some magazines.
 
Wiping your ass

What about wiping your ass? Do you stand? Do you lean to the right? Lean to the left? hand between legs?

Also if you get shit on your hand do you automatically sniff your hand?

I'd like to know.
 
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TheGame2001 said:
What about wiping your ass? Do you stand? Do you lean to the right? Lean to the left? hand between legs?

Also if you get shit on your hand do you automatically sniff your hand?

I'd like to know.
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The Wipe: Right

The Sniff: never miss on the wipe.
 
Tee hee hee!! I'm just picturing boys on the toilet!! I've seen my ex on the toilet, it's kinda funny to see a man sitting there on the throne!!
 
A man is quite comfortable and content while on his throne, especially if there are cool mags to read. I will run around the house with a turd hanging out of my ass looking for something good to read.

As far as the dick, it must be tucked between the thighs to piss. The only exception is if you plan on jacking off while you're in there. Then after pissing you may want to rest it on your thigh for easy access.

The funniest thing to my wife is when the dick is tucked between the thighs and then I get an erection. Makes it hard to stand up, my wife calls it the "can opener."
 
well I would let it hang but my byrd would be flushed down with my turds so I have another bucket beside me to pee in..LOL
 
It hangs between my legs. But I hold it up to make sure it doesn't dip in the water. I truly appreciate toilets that are made tall enough so that i can relax and read without having to hold myself.
 
ttlpkg said:
A man is quite comfortable and content while on his throne, especially if there are cool mags to read. I will run around the house with a turd hanging out of my ass looking for something good to read.
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hell fuck YEAH! even if I get disappointed by a shotgun blast shit, I stay on the can just so I can finished reading what I brought in the shitter...

:fro:
 
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hell fuck YEAH! even if I get disappointed by a shotgun blast shit, I stay on the can just so I can finished reading what I brought in the shitter...

:fro:
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Amen Bro! As a matter-of-fact, I am going to go look for a nice muscle mag right now. I had a good run this morning, and now just having finished my oatmeal and morning coffee, I am ready for a SUPER SHIAT!!!:toilet:
 
This thread is killing me! :FRlol:

Azia -- did you ask pauly this question? What did he answer?

ttlpkg -- you are giving me interesting insight into the mind of the recently new father.... I know what the girls go thru w/ pregnancy & a new baby by talking w/ my friends who have had kids, and most recently my brother and sister-in-law.... but I never really knew the sorts of things the father felt & talked about. I'm very happy to know you are having healthy bowel movements! :)
 
Sassy69 said:
This thread is killing me! :FRlol:

Azia -- did you ask pauly this question? What did he answer?

ttlpkg -- you are giving me interesting insight into the mind of the recently new father.... I know what the girls go thru w/ pregnancy & a new baby by talking w/ my friends who have had kids, and most recently my brother and sister-in-law.... but I never really knew the sorts of things the father felt & talked about. I'm very happy to know you are having healthy bowel movements! :)
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Uh, oh, now I'm embarrassed.:worried:

But it is indeed one of life's simple pleasures. Is it that way for women too?
 
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