Geez guys! I was just wondering for cryin' out loud! How am I, a chick, supposed to know if you piss and shit the same time like we do! I'm in the bathroom when Pauly pisses, but not when he shits!
I thought maybe you would (naturally) stand to piss first, then sit to take a shit.
If my cock is home at the time and not making a cameo appearance in a feature film or doing a Discovery channel documentary such as the 10 Largest Man-made Objects , I generally send mine up to the grocery store to fetch more TP and some magazines.