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fistfullofsteel said:she sounds like a real slob therefore you shouldn't have touched her in the 1st place even with a 10 feet pole. she probably is a head case and has some issues. Get the best damn lawyer you can get.
Just use the one the court will appoint you. Don't shave for a few weeks before the trial and always refer to her as "The Broad" or "that woman".
Get the book Prison Sex for Dummies and have The Broad smuggle cartons of cigs to you each week to use as currency to buy your own bitch.