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got pwned by annoying 18 year old snatch on Saturday night

SoreArms

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My (younger) brother had some friends over on Saturday night to drink and hang out. One of his friends showed up with these two 18 year old chicks (my bro and his friends are 22 so it's OK), they were cute but not hot, and to me they looked like little girls so I wasn't that interested.

As the night went on, most of the guys sat at the litchen table playing card games, and my bros friend, the two chicks and I were in the living room watching a movie, drinking and conversating. After a while I wanted to smoke a bowl so I asked if anybody would like some and walked toward my room. One of the chicks (whom had been paying a lot of attention to my converstaion, asking questions, etc...) followed me to my room. I packed a bowl in the bong and handed it to her, she said she didn't want to smoke, she just wanted to hang out and check out my room. So the perverted devil on my left ear then started telling me that this chick must want to hook up, what else would she be doing in my room then.

So as I smoked a few bowls, we talked, she loooked at my CD's and DVD's asking questions, making comments, etc... After a while I sat down on my bed, she stood on one side of it, looking at me as if waiting for me to make a move, so I walked over and went in for a kiss. She moved her head back a little, I kept moving forward and then she took step back and said "I don't want to kiss you, I don't even know you"

I was like WTF, totally mixed signals. She said she felt embarrases and I said that i should be the one to feel embarrased and we both giggled a little and tried to play it cool, but it was ackward.

So then we both walked out of my room, she went back to the living room and I went to the kitchen and started playing some dominos. After a while, the guy that brought the chicks asked me if they could smoke weed in my room and I told him to go ahead. Later into the night, all of people had left, the guy and the chicks were still in my room hanging out, so I went in there too. It was apparent to me that The dude and one of the chicks wanted to be alone, but the other chick (the one I tried to make out with) was being a 3rd wheel. So I did my dutie as a wing man and distracted the chick in my room, trying to conversate and entertain so I could let my bros homie handle his biz (in the living room). The problem was that she had now gotten high, was totally paranoid of me and annoying as fuck. For about 2 hours all I heard was "I feel so uncomfortable here" "I want to leave" "I don't like this music" "The lights are bugging me" "I should really be going home soon" etc..... I wanted so bad to tell this little bitch to just get the fuck out but I had to do my dutie as a soldier so I just kept saying shit like "it's OK, just lay down and relax a bit" "jsut ride the high out, it'll be OK" I even changed the music a few times and turned the lights off a few times becasue she would then freak out from the room being dark. They finally left at around 4:00 AM

So it was a bad night for me, not becasue I got shot down, but becasue I got shot down by a chick in whom I would have not had any interest in if it wasn't for the mixed signals she was sending. Baby sitting her also sucked major dick. Over all, the last couple of weeks have sucked for me in terms of poonage, but I gotta get back on the saddle and keep on trying though or the slump will continue.

WOuld you bros have done the same as far as baby sitting the chick after the failed hook up? I don't think I would have minded that part if she wasn't acting so annoying.
 
that's shitty.

if it was me, I woulda basically kept her out of the living room, but done my own thing... not been too friendly, but been friendly enough to keep her from salting my bro's game out in the living room. I can't stand chicks like her.

You shoulda just whipped it out right there in front of her, and said "is this awkward?"
 
lmfao @ about 20 different parts of this story.

1. not being interested in little girls - lmao :geigh:

2. you getting pwned by said little girl - lmao

3. little girl getting all paranoid when smoking - lmao

4. "the lights are bugging me" - lmao

5. dominos - lmfao
 
when reading this I felt the overwhelming urge to yell out "DOMINO MUTHAFUCKA!!"
 
not that I am not interested in 18 year old chicks, but they weren't dressed like hot little whores, and they were just good looking anough to be cute so I wasn't interested as far as wanting to make the effort. I only tried once it seemed to me like it was being placed in my hands for the pillaging.
 
SoreArms said:
not that I am not interested in 18 year old chicks, but they weren't dressed like hot little whores, and they were just good looking anough to be cute so I wasn't interested as far as wanting to make the effort. I only tried once it seemed to me like it was being placed in my hands for the pillaging.


look, a chick volunteers to come back to your room, alone - 9 times out of 10 it's automatic poonage.
 
That sounded like a pretty shitty night... eventhough I probably wouldve gotten hostile to the fact that she turned into the typical annoying 18yr old high girl, you did the right thing by babysitting her
 
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