Good thing I'm in Offseason!!! I just pigged out!!

[serge]

my last show i was 241

310 in offseason, wow

 

[Bulldog_10]

Well, about 2 months ago...I'm coming home from the gym drinking my weight gainer shake (about 2000 cals 75 protein 365 carbs 5 fat)...So I finish that about half way home...I get there and my girlfriend (who was only here for the week) made this huge turkey dinner, and it was ready to eat now, and she had plans for us to go out for the night. So I had to eat it right then...

We finished off 3/4 of the turkey, a big bowl of mashed potatoes and gravy, another big bowl of stuffing, cranberry sauce and most of a pumpkin pie. By this time I was about to explode. So I go shower and we go out for the night and get fucked up...I drank probably 12-15 beers...on the way home we picked up 2 pepperoni pizzas...figuring we'd eat some tonight and my family could have the rest. Well we finished off one of them and a couple slices out of the second one. It's about 4-5 in the morning by this point...so we go to bed and mess around for a while, you know...to work up an appetite Then when we got done we layed around for an hour or so...then it was breakfast time...Left over turkey sndwiches for breakfast...mmmmmmmm

Damn we eat alot...and neither of us can gain any weight. Good for her, not so much for me...

 

[THE BOUNCER]

so we go to bed and mess around for a while, you know...to work up an appetite

man, i didn't know you were into poop sex!

 

[Bulldog_10]

man, i didn't know you were into poop sex!

come on bouncer...how could YOU not know that? You knew last night big boy

 

[THE BOUNCER]

come on bouncer...how could YOU not know that? You knew last night big boy

 

[g-dogg]

come on bouncer...how could YOU not know that? You knew last night big boy

He was at my house motherfucker-hahahahha

 

[THE BOUNCER]

He was at my house motherfucker-hahahahha

me you and paul! me> you> paul>

 

[Bulldog_10]

me you and paul! me> you> paul>

Just for the record...I was just kidding...I don't know what these guys did last night! Well, I get the gist...

 

[Hustler_dt]

lol....some good stories.

when me and my bud were on cycle we would smoke a joint on the way from the gym to the local chinese buffet. once we were good and hungry we would hit the buffet hard. i could put down a pound of crab legs and then top it off with a serving of every "meat heavy" entre they had. we would eat so much of their crab and other expensive dishes that they would get pissed off and stare at us and shit. they try to get you to leave by putting the reciept on the table but we would just move it aside and go up for another serving hehe.

 

[THE BOUNCER]

lol....some good stories.

when me and my bud were on cycle we would smoke a joint on the way from the gym to the local chinese buffet. once we were good and hungry we would hit the buffet hard. i could put down a pound of crab legs and then top it off with a serving of every "meat heavy" entre they had. we would eat so much of their crab and other expensive dishes that they would get pissed off and stare at us and shit. they try to get you to leave by putting the reciept on the table but we would just move it aside and go up for another serving hehe.

ya, once i caught one of those little bastards trying to add that msg shit to my water after i had just eat like 7 plates. i told him that i would poor my own!