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Good thing I'm in Offseason!!! I just pigged out!!

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My mother is visiting from New York. She just flew in today so I went to pick her up at LAX. On the way home I kept smelling a mix of Italian Subs and chocolate. Come to find out she brought me 4 oven baked Italian Subs and about a pound of chocolate covered raisins. I used to eat that shit all the time when I was back home. I coudn't resist, I eat 2 of the subs and half the damn bag of chocolate covered raisins. I feel like I'm going to pop. I know this is off topic but have any of you ever been in this kinda situation? When I found out she brought all this food I felt like I do after my competitions. Any of you got any stories?
 
I hear ya, man. There are certain favorite 'comfort foods' that we loved while growing up that will bring about a shark-like 'feeding frenzy' every time. For me, if I go to visit my grandmother, I'll blow a diet in a heartbeat if she's got perogies on the go. Let me tell ya about these things: they're basically pork dumplings, that have been finished off in a pan with cubes of bacon and some onions. As if that wasn't bad enough, they're served smothered in sour cream. Just walking into the room when these things are present will cause you to gain a pound and your cholesterol to shoot up 10% That being said, I can't help but down them until I'm ready to burst. Good thing grandma doesn't make them too often!
 
no stories right now but I too just ate a sub, I'm going to Krispy Kreme on the way home from the gym too--fuck it, I'm going to start eating everything until 16 weeks out, I still have a while-I've been up to 310 and I want to try it again
 
hitmansb said:
I hear ya, man. There are certain favorite 'comfort foods' that we loved while growing up that will bring about a shark-like 'feeding frenzy' every time. For me, if I go to visit my grandmother, I'll blow a diet in a heartbeat if she's got perogies on the go. Let me tell ya about these things: they're basically pork dumplings, that have been finished off in a pan with cubes of bacon and some onions. As if that wasn't bad enough, they're served smothered in sour cream. Just walking into the room when these things are present will cause you to gain a pound and your cholesterol to shoot up 10% That being said, I can't help but down them until I'm ready to burst. Good thing grandma doesn't make them too often!
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i think i might have to take a trip to your grandma's someday!:D
 
g-dogg said:
no stories right now but I too just ate a sub, I'm going to Krispy Kreme on the way home from the gym too--fuck it, I'm going to start eating everything until 16 weeks out, I still have a while-I've been up to 310 and I want to try it again
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is paul eating that shit to bro?
 
THE BOUNCER said:
i think i might have to take a trip to your grandma's someday!:D
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bouncer, i know you dont like to share your "success secrets", but whats your diet like in the offseason?
 
Oh, by the way, they're almost always served with a bowl of borscht on the side. Of course, it isn't plain-old bland borscht...my grandmother simmers hers slowly with a smoked pork hock in the pot, so there's plenty of delicious fatty goodness in there!
 
He visited Lee 2 weeks ago and ate KFC and shit(Lee is dieting for the O and NEVER cheats) but Paul's got a guest posing next month in Seattle so he's cleaned it up a bit, he would have eaten the sandwich but prolly not the Krispys
 
serge said:


bouncer, i know you dont like to share your "success secrets", but whats your diet like in the offseason?
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it depends bro. if im only going to do 1 show that year I like to get up to about 300-310. i will basiclly eat 6-7 clean meals a day and then whatever I want in between. sometimes i will have my breakfast and about an hour later i will have a homemade pizza or 2. sometimes i just get a craving for shit and i will eat it all day.
 
This is every day for me! Well, when bulking at least. The best story I have, is when I went to an all you can eat buffet with some family. I didn't think I was that hungry, or I would even eat that much. Next thing you know, I had eaten about 4 plates of chicken and mashers, 3 bowls of hot wings, 5 glasses of milk, 2 slices of cheese cake, 1 slice of pumpkin pie, 2 bowls of ice cream, and I know I had a lot of green beans and a salad in there too. Well, needless to say I was there for at least an hour and a half. I was so stuffed that I felt sick. I had to go home and take a large dump, then took a 2 hour nap. I don't think I have ever eaten that much. It must have been about 12 chicken breast. Just thinking about it makes me hungry, although I felt so sick afterwards, I wouldn't do it again.
 
Dammit, this thread has got me SO HUNGRY right now!!! After thinking about all the goodies, I have no interest in making myself a regular healthy meal anymore. I think I might just call out for sweet and sour pork and some spring rolls. BOUNCER, this is all your fault....
 
hitmansb said:
Dammit, this thread has got me SO HUNGRY right now!!! After thinking about all the goodies, I have no interest in making myself a regular healthy meal anymore. I think I might just call out for sweet and sour pork and some spring rolls. BOUNCER, this is all your fault....
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I'm starved too but you CANNOT forget the dessert bro, doughnuts sound really fucking good, mmmm with a big glass of milk
 
I tend to crave high-fat foods more than desserts....UNLESS of course I'm around week 4 of a keto diet. Then, when I snap, I tend to shovel a half-dozen donuts into my face within a couple of minutes.
 
g-dogg said:
I'm starved too but you CANNOT forget the dessert bro, doughnuts sound really fucking good, mmmm with a big glass of milk
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im not really a desert person, i would rather eat cheese burgers than a doughnut.
 
what the fuck, i knew i shouldn't have read this post!!! now i'm ready to eat every fast food that i pass on the way home from work, and stop at the store for Entintmen's CHocolate cover doughtnuts and a quart of milk, dam u Bouncer!!!

Hitman, please don't describe any more food your grandmother makes, perogies in bacon and onion with sour cream, oh my god...it's over!!!
 
Ahh, so many pigout stories, so little time. My best advice after a pigout, sleep it off, that's the only cure. Friends always make fun of me, after I gorge, I swell up so much sometimes I can't close my hands all the way, lol, I get all puffy. I love the food, but hate the feeling I get afterwards.
 
Just called Greek on Wheels....ordered the 2 beef gyros special (my usual order when I decide to get food from there). But, remembering the pig-out theme in this thread, I ordered a pork souvlaki in a pita as well. :D
 
just eat one more of the subs. my mom was complaining because she thought they would last me all week! i only have one more and am planing on eating that in about 1 1/2 hours. i will finish the chocolate covered raisins tonight before bed!:D
 
I know how yall feel bros, sunday night I was in bed and talking to my wife and all the sudden
cinnamon toast ran across my mind and I told my wife and then i could see donuts blueberry filled oh and chocolate too mmmmm and told my wife you know i havent eaten sweets in a loooonnnnng time . The next morning my wife brings my little boy to school and comes back I was sleeeping in she turns on the light and had 3 filled donuts choc , blueberry, cherry and a big glass of milk well I managed to eat one the guilt was too bad and I ate that one for her.:p
She said you dont have a life and i tell her you want to bring me down so you can laugh when i look like a hog.
 
g-dogg said:
BOUNCER-list a sample day of offseason eating for me-also, whatcha taken?
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like, i said earlier bro, i eat 7 clean meals and whatever i want in between. this is what i did the other day, this is a little extreme but i do this about once every week. note, i don't hit the gym the days i do this because all i feel like doing is laying around.

7am: 10 egg whites plus 2 whole eggs
*****8oz bowl of oatmeal with a tbsp of nat peanut butter

8:30am: 2 homemade turkey burgers with sour cream and bacon
*******2 potato rolls

10am: 2 T-bone steaks and a large potato

11:30am: homemade pizza with everything on it
********pint of Ben&Jerry's ice creme

1pm: protein shake

2:30: protein shake

4pm: 10 egg whites plus 2 whole eggs
*****8oz bowl of oatmeal with a tbsp of nat peanut butter

6pm: 2 T-bone steaks and a large potato

8pm: protein shake and bowl of ice creme

10pm: 2 chicken breast

11pm: cottage cheese mixed with peaches

i usually spend the next day shitting!:D
 
Well, about 2 months ago...I'm coming home from the gym drinking my weight gainer shake (about 2000 cals 75 protein 365 carbs 5 fat)...So I finish that about half way home...I get there and my girlfriend (who was only here for the week) made this huge turkey dinner, and it was ready to eat now, and she had plans for us to go out for the night. So I had to eat it right then...

We finished off 3/4 of the turkey, a big bowl of mashed potatoes and gravy, another big bowl of stuffing, cranberry sauce and most of a pumpkin pie. By this time I was about to explode. So I go shower and we go out for the night and get fucked up...I drank probably 12-15 beers...on the way home we picked up 2 pepperoni pizzas...figuring we'd eat some tonight and my family could have the rest. Well we finished off one of them and a couple slices out of the second one. It's about 4-5 in the morning by this point...so we go to bed and mess around for a while, you know...to work up an appetite:p Then when we got done we layed around for an hour or so...then it was breakfast time...Left over turkey sndwiches for breakfast...mmmmmmmm

Damn we eat alot...and neither of us can gain any weight. Good for her, not so much for me...
 
lol....some good stories.

when me and my bud were on cycle we would smoke a joint on the way from the gym to the local chinese buffet. once we were good and hungry we would hit the buffet hard. i could put down a pound of crab legs and then top it off with a serving of every "meat heavy" entre they had. we would eat so much of their crab and other expensive dishes that they would get pissed off and stare at us and shit. they try to get you to leave by putting the reciept on the table but we would just move it aside and go up for another serving hehe.
 
Hustler_dt said:
lol....some good stories.

when me and my bud were on cycle we would smoke a joint on the way from the gym to the local chinese buffet. once we were good and hungry we would hit the buffet hard. i could put down a pound of crab legs and then top it off with a serving of every "meat heavy" entre they had. we would eat so much of their crab and other expensive dishes that they would get pissed off and stare at us and shit. they try to get you to leave by putting the reciept on the table but we would just move it aside and go up for another serving hehe.
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ya, once i caught one of those little bastards trying to add that msg shit to my water after i had just eat like 7 plates. i told him that i would poor my own!
 
Do pretty much all of you guys eat whatever you want and as much as you possibly can (after getting in your protein of course) in the offseason to put on size? That's what I usually do. Hey G-dogg, is that what Paul does in the offseason and most of the other pros? I eat as clean as possible but I just start to get sick of eating and the easiest way to get down calories are through shakes and junk food. - cbeaks
 
I am so starving just reading this. You guys have got to quit, altough I like hearing about what everyone eats, I wish we had like an Elite Clean Eating Cookbook. I get tired of trying to think of new things I can eat.
 
I have an addiction to ice cream (doesn't that sound faggy), or pizza. About every 2 weeks I pickup a half gallon of mint chip, or cookie dough ice cream, damn I love that stuff.

Pizza, is fucking unbeatable. I've had it every day for a solid week before, it starts getting old then, otherwise, I love that crap.

WEIGHT GAINER SUPREME

Oh damn, and huge ass burritos, I LOVE mexican food.
 
Thanks a lot Bouncer, after reading this thread about 6 hours ago I said fuck it and went and ate 3/4 of a half gallon of rocky road ice cream, 8 healthy choice ice cream sandwiches, and a bowl of wheaties so that I could feel like a champ. I was supposed to go do my back tonight at the gym but whenever I do this I say fuck no I aint going to the gym because I feel like a fat fuck. So I just slept for a few hours and than went outside and ran and walked for about an hour and a half to feel better. Yesterday I weighed 260 lbs at 6'1'' and 20 years old and whenever I have a cheat day I go up about 3 or 4 lbs the next day. Doing this seems to help me get my weight going up as long as I limit it to about once every 2 weeks. Ok I have to go shit now.
 
I will have a story soon. I just picked up a book of coupons for Pizza hut- about 40 buy one-get one free. Offseason will be cheesy.
 
THE BOUNCER said:
like, i said earlier bro, i eat 7 clean meals and whatever i want in between. this is what i did the other day, this is a little extreme but i do this about once every week. note, i don't hit the gym the days i do this because all i feel like doing is laying around.

7am: 10 egg whites plus 2 whole eggs
*****8oz bowl of oatmeal with a tbsp of nat peanut butter

8:30am: 2 homemade turkey burgers with sour cream and bacon
*******2 potato rolls

10am: 2 T-bone steaks and a large potato

11:30am: homemade pizza with everything on it
********pint of Ben&Jerry's ice creme

1pm: protein shake

2:30: protein shake

4pm: 10 egg whites plus 2 whole eggs
*****8oz bowl of oatmeal with a tbsp of nat peanut butter

6pm: 2 T-bone steaks and a large potato

8pm: protein shake and bowl of ice creme

10pm: 2 chicken breast

11pm: cottage cheese mixed with peaches

i usually spend the next day shitting!:D
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im pretty sure i would seriously have a heart failure or something if i tried to eat this much. Id puke for sure though
 
Hey bro, if you go to the diet section and find a thread that says "Do not click if dieting" you will see my binging extremes:)

Feels good eh, i can never keep it up for too long though, it seems i get sick of junk food faster than clean food; I guess this is a good thing though.....

Good luck bro.
 
This is a old thread....But man was THE BOUNCER telling some lies over here back in the day...he is just a 200 pd gym ratt from jersey :evil:
 
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