Good thing I'm in Offseason!!! I just pigged out!!

[THE BOUNCER]

My mother is visiting from New York. She just flew in today so I went to pick her up at LAX. On the way home I kept smelling a mix of Italian Subs and chocolate. Come to find out she brought me 4 oven baked Italian Subs and about a pound of chocolate covered raisins. I used to eat that shit all the time when I was back home. I coudn't resist, I eat 2 of the subs and half the damn bag of chocolate covered raisins. I feel like I'm going to pop. I know this is off topic but have any of you ever been in this kinda situation? When I found out she brought all this food I felt like I do after my competitions. Any of you got any stories?

 

[THE BOUNCER]

any stories fellas

 

[hitmansb]

I hear ya, man. There are certain favorite 'comfort foods' that we loved while growing up that will bring about a shark-like 'feeding frenzy' every time. For me, if I go to visit my grandmother, I'll blow a diet in a heartbeat if she's got perogies on the go. Let me tell ya about these things: they're basically pork dumplings, that have been finished off in a pan with cubes of bacon and some onions. As if that wasn't bad enough, they're served smothered in sour cream. Just walking into the room when these things are present will cause you to gain a pound and your cholesterol to shoot up 10% That being said, I can't help but down them until I'm ready to burst. Good thing grandma doesn't make them too often!

 

[g-dogg]

no stories right now but I too just ate a sub, I'm going to Krispy Kreme on the way home from the gym too--fuck it, I'm going to start eating everything until 16 weeks out, I still have a while-I've been up to 310 and I want to try it again

 

[serge]

any stories fellas

feel the sugar rush??? why dont you reach for some rocky roads ice cream to make all that shit go down easier

 

[THE BOUNCER]

I hear ya, man. There are certain favorite 'comfort foods' that we loved while growing up that will bring about a shark-like 'feeding frenzy' every time. For me, if I go to visit my grandmother, I'll blow a diet in a heartbeat if she's got perogies on the go. Let me tell ya about these things: they're basically pork dumplings, that have been finished off in a pan with cubes of bacon and some onions. As if that wasn't bad enough, they're served smothered in sour cream. Just walking into the room when these things are present will cause you to gain a pound and your cholesterol to shoot up 10% That being said, I can't help but down them until I'm ready to burst. Good thing grandma doesn't make them too often!

i think i might have to take a trip to your grandma's someday!

 

[THE BOUNCER]

no stories right now but I too just ate a sub, I'm going to Krispy Kreme on the way home from the gym too--fuck it, I'm going to start eating everything until 16 weeks out, I still have a while-I've been up to 310 and I want to try it again

is paul eating that shit to bro?

 

[serge]

i think i might have to take a trip to your grandma's someday!

bouncer, i know you dont like to share your "success secrets", but whats your diet like in the offseason?

 

[hitmansb]

Oh, by the way, they're almost always served with a bowl of borscht on the side. Of course, it isn't plain-old bland borscht...my grandmother simmers hers slowly with a smoked pork hock in the pot, so there's plenty of delicious fatty goodness in there!

 

[g-dogg]

He visited Lee 2 weeks ago and ate KFC and shit(Lee is dieting for the O and NEVER cheats) but Paul's got a guest posing next month in Seattle so he's cleaned it up a bit, he would have eaten the sandwich but prolly not the Krispys