Give me the best text response to bag this hottie.

[bigman44]

bro alot of times when girls gave boyfriends and give there number out there tring to get laid to sonnn.. u gotta think do u cheat on your girl yes well i do if i got the chance everyone needs to switch things up u kno get new ass every now and then for all your not married ya kno

 

[Stock69]

You should have sealed the deal the first night you met her. But since you didnt, you should respond that you also have some one else that you are seeing, and you thought she would be cool to hang out with, so would she like to go have a drink after work?

 

[bluetwistedsteel67]

I would text her back that her boyfriend's a lucky guy and I'd move on. You don't need the drama of trying to fuck around with another guys women, especially when there are sooo many women out there that are available. She'll remember that you didn't try to fuck up her relationship and that you respected the fact that she had a boyfriend and in a couple months when she's single and runs into you she'll be much more interested. But I also agree with the poster that said you blew it by not banging her that first night.

 

[WhatOkay]

you started it off completely wrong, say we are going to hang out tonight instead of can you hang out with me? gives her too easy of choice to say no or come up with excuse (which she did right away). she started off giving you chance and now testing your skills because you gave her chance to shut u down.

say,
"i kind of remember what you look like but i recall we had a interesting conversation, let's hang out to do this and that and continue where we left off." thats it.

 

[BIGBUCK$]

talk about getting blown off lololol

 

[Tryn2]

Well, you fucked up, to serious/corny texts from the get go... She aint dating noone, just not interested. everyone gets their messages, ask for our help before you fuck it up next time...

Bro, you gotta be smooth, it aint a fuckin job interview...

 

[pappad]

Say: whoa, hangout doesn't mean hit the sheets! I'm not looking to mess up anything you've got going unless it looks like it's worth it!

Hit me back when you're ready!

 

[billfred]

Cool - 3some?

 

[BeaR]

Met a girl friday at a party/bar thing. Talked briefly. Seemed to get along. Called her on Tuesday. Voicemail. No response.

Figured I'd text to her today, last resort.

Here is how the conversation went, on chat:

Me: 'Hey - it's matt. Give me a call back'

Her: 'About? didnt figure youd remember me...'

Me: 'Left you a voice message a few days ago. Want to see if you can hang out'

Her: 'Hmm... In what context? I feel obligated to mention that im dating someone...'

WHAT DO I SAY NEXT TO SEAL THE DEAL? She's really quiet hot.

Ok man, this is what's up

1.Ignore the fact that she told you about her dude-reason is women love having fun but hate the guilt that comes with it,so since she told you she is possibly involved and you still pursuit, she can feel like technically she isnt doing anything wrong

2.Go Alpha, meaning tell her that you are gonna hang out NEVER ask, women are naturally submissive and respond wih more arousal to an assertive man

3. Plat it cool-dont press the issue, this doesnt contradict number 2, this means tell her the deal and leave it alone and let her come to you

so my message to her would be something like this "we just need to chill soon" then ask her what time she is comin over, do ask her what time she is free, put it in her mind that she has no choice but to come,

and this better not be my girl youre goin after

 

[axismundi]

I couldn't help noticing that you're mind-blowingly hot.

I suggest we drink before we go out drinking.

Hey, wanted to touch base in case you get rich.

Let's party like rock stars that only play video games !

If you ever disappeared while hiking, I'd remain with the search
party until it started raining.

If you showed up on a free porn site I would definitely click
through.

Thought you should know I totally blasted my pecs today.

My plan is to travel the world in a Panda suit.

I'm glad we stay mildly interested in each other's lives.

I've been telling my mom about you, and she said I should call.

We're total fucking bad asses.

Let's have a frank discussion about our favorite sexual positions.

I've put more thought into my [Halloween] costume than into my
career.

This is the one holiday where our full-blown alcoholism could
possibly go undetected.

I can't believe how much I'm not sick of you.

(If they can't do something) Your busy day is interfering with my
slacking off.

(In response to what I'm doing) I'm practicing the shocker. (Go
with the flow after this).

I'm concerned your hotness may eventually make me insecure.

Someday I want to adopt an Asian baby with you.

Big dinners make me drowsy, so let's do the sex part first.

I'd appreciate it if you started treating me like a sex object.

Let's go to a crowded party or bar to socialize exclusively with
ourselves.

Please make yourself available to talk when I have nothing to do
while driving.

I'd take you to coffee but your Starbucks drink order embarrasses
me.

Let's invite ugly friends out tonight to highlight our hotness.

I'm too horny to be in public.

Let's pretend to get together soon !

I really can't say enough good things about your blowjobs.

Fucking you really turns me on.

Sometimes I get sad about how uncool you've become.

Someday we should go into rehab together.

I'm ready to change my Facebook relationship status if you are.

I caught you staring at my package.

I love it when you tell a story 368 times.

I insist that everyone start calling me by my porn name.

If I ever run for president, my association with you is going to
haunt me.

Just an FYI that my Facebook friend tally has recently skyrocketed.

Just wanted you to know that I'm new to the neighborhood and am
required by law to tell you that.

Really great meeting you, but I'm currently not in the market for
new friends.

I'd like your permission to slightly exaggerate our friendship.

Just saying hi and wondering if the morning-after pill worked.

Let me know when you're available so I can make sure I'm busy.

Welcome back if you were on vacation.

When you're with me, your beverages are roofie-free.

Your username is making me hesitant to flirt with you.

I want you to uproot your life and move to my hometown so we can
casually date.

I've almost figured out our relationship.

I'm glad you recognize how terrible your life is without me.

I bet my weekend can kick your weekend's ass.

I'd bang you if you weren't such a nice girl ...

Ha-ha, I've got you by the balls now !

I hope you're smiling.

What sort of trouble are you causing ?

Guess what ! (If lame response) Bad girl. I said guess. Try again.

Thinking of you (and taking cold showers).

You're boring. Better start being entertaining before I leave you.
;P

I just don't think we should do this anymore ... sometimes you make
me feel like I am just a piece of meat.

Let's fly to Las Vegas, get married, argue about our third kid's
name, develop a gambling problem, divorce, and grow old lonely and
depressed

Hey ! I really miss you and want to see you badly BUT this dumbass
security guard won't let me into the zoo. Can you escape ?

Hey you cheeky-slag, orgy starts at 8:00, but be there early so I
can get you while you're still fresh ... fine, well can I at least
get seconds ?

Today is HOLY SHIT YOU'RE HOT DAY, send this to someone you know
who is HOT ... just not to me, I've been getting this fucking text
all day ;p

Exciting, you are going to make a great soccer mom some day ! I
will keep an eye out for used mini vans and do some research on
anti-depressants for you !

Hey, I was just thinking about you, wish you were here (so you
could cook me something and do my dishes / so you could fetch me a
drink and give me a foot massage / so you could clean my house and
do my laundry).

So bottom line, you kinda impressed me tonight ... and I don't get
impressed very often. Keep up the good work

Yeah it's big ... sorry, wrong [girl's name].

I forgot, are we fighting ? And most importantly, am I winning ?

One hundred percent of homosexuals check their text messages with
their thumb. Too late to switch fingers now !

Stop thinking about me !

I think of you every time I browse my phone on the toilet.

You're only as old as you feel while getting wildly fucked.

It's been too long since we threw up on each other.

Let's confirm that we're getting pants-shitting drunk tonight.

Wanting to make gentle yet impassioned love to [Tom Brady] doesn't
make you gay.

If I was your co-worker I'd sexually harass you.

If we were in prison together I'd totally help you not get raped.

Don't forget that blowjobs are like flowers for men.

OMG, Becky, look at her butt !

You're going to be a great MILF.

Let's do the whitest thing imaginable.

SURPRISE !

Knock knock ...

How's my favorite little brat doing ?

Ciao bella ! / Mi amore ! / Ma cherie amour !

I just made you open your phone for no reason ... looks like I got
you in check =]

What sort of trouble are you causing ?

I am luring women to my house with candy ... do you prefer Skittles
or M&Ms ? (MY ADDITION: Bring preferred candy to next meeting.
Funny. Also, after reading posts they always pick Skittles ... I'm
going to actually try and bring a fun pack of Skittles when I'm out
and use this as a funny opener. If they say Skittles, I'll take out
the pack, pop one in my mouth and say, "Want a Skittle ?")

I know my math ... u + i = 69

Girls are gross ...

I hope you are smiling. If not, just think of me !

Aliens are coming to abduct all the sexy people off the planet and
force them to breed. You should be safe, I just wanted to text to
say goodbye.

Out of all the (first name) (last name)s I know ... I think you're
my favorite.

You just popped into my head, so hi ... now please stay out of there

Hey I hope you got home safe [name].

I don't know who your boyfriend is ... but he's not spanking you
enough !

I don't think you're ready for this jelly.

Awww, you're so sweet. You're making me get diabetes.

I was thinking of you ...

Something about you seems to always make me smile.

Feel better so I can guiltlessly / mercilessly make fun of you
again.

I'm glad you recognize how bad your life would be without me.

(On the stress of relationships) Life would be easier if we were
gay.

If you really loved me you would say it on my Facebook Wall.

(After waiting a while when they message) I just finished balancing
my chi, what are you up to ?

I get it ... you're just a simple woman who wants her salad tossed.

I couldn't get through [day of the week]s without knowing you're
equally miserable.

I'd like to offer moral support, but I have questionable morals.

It's never too early to start a mid-life crisis.

Do something special for yourself and then feel guilty about it.

(Bowling, etc.) Sure ... I genuinely enjoy any activity in which
you bend over.