That reminds me of a funny story..
A friend of mine moved his cousin here from Italy to work in the family pizza joint...
He has been living with the family for months...
His parents walk in on his cousin and his sister
banging on the couch like a bronco bull...
Parents don't speak hardly any English,
"What are you doin' to my abeautiful daughter?"
Just think what happened to the cousin...
He went home in a jiffy...