First, let me take a selfie!

[miplank]

lol

 

[WoodyO]

I know a chick, who is one of these rockabilly girls. Her FB is public, so she has tons of followers who send her nude pics.

She got pissed and started sharing them publicly. One of the dudes was holding a big ol' shampoo bottle next to his hard on. They were the same size.

I said she should have messaged him for some anal.

 

[caligirl85]

Wtf is a rockabilly chick? Was it a travel size shampoo bottle?? lol

 

[caligirl85]

My assistant told me she measures guys penises by whether it chokes her or not. Her last POF date couldn't touch her tonsils.

Makes ya wanna give her a juicy tongue filled kiss doesn't it?

 

[WoodyO]

Wtf is a rockabilly chick? Was it a travel size shampoo bottle?? lol

Like suicide girls... Mix of 50's Betty Page pin-up models with modern day tattooed hipsters.

And, hell no - it was a full size Suave bottle. Like 14 inches.

 

[WoodyO]

Makes ya wanna give her a juicy tongue filled kiss doesn't it?

I just vomited in my mouth thanks to you

 

[caligirl85]

And she wanted anal? And a wheelchair?

 

[miplank]

I just vomited in my mouth thanks to you

cuz you've kissed her?

 

[caligirl85]

I just vomited in my mouth thanks to you

You're welcome!

I'm killing myself over here Lololololol

 

[caligirl85]

cuz you've kissed her?

Pwnt!