First, let me take a selfie!

[WoodyO]

Yeah, no shit. Maybe it's no so great after all.

 

[miplank]

how large is your penis?


if it's large it doesn't matter what your ass is like.

 

[WoodyO]

IDK. Where should I measure from?

 

[caligirl85]

It is a selfie thread... Post up dat ass

 

[miplank]

well you can go from the butthole to the tip online

 

[WoodyO]

In that case it's like 18 inches

 

[WoodyO]

I started at the top of my butt crack

 

[miplank]

lmfao!

 

[caligirl85]

That's like world record size

 

[WoodyO]

My assistant told me she measures guys penises by whether it chokes her or not. Her last POF date couldn't touch her tonsils.