First, let me take a selfie!

[WoodyO]

 

[PICK3]

I'm gonna start whoring myself on the internet instead of getting thrown out of a random bar in the hotel parking lot at 9:15 on a wednesday night for drinking too many shots with guys from work

this did knot happen

 

[bigbassturd]

this did knot happen

this happened

16 shots is apparently the cut off

I have never been cut off before

 

[PICK3]

this happened

16 shots is apparently the cut off

I have never been cut off before

shots of wut?

If you say jager I call B.S.

 

[bigbassturd]

First crown, then jose, then vodka with some type of pickle juice bullshit, then something called fire balls or fire bombs, then it gets hazy after that but pretty sure it was just crown with beer backs until we got tossed

 

[dabuffguy]

Bunch drunk-azz losers up in this bish.

 

[WoodyO]

A pussy juice cocktail would sure hit the spot right about now.

 

[-SD-]

A pussy juice cocktail would sure hit the spot right about now.

so howd that jerkin off go earler today rob? you kill two birds?

 

[WoodyO]

so howd that jerkin off go earler today rob? you kill two birds?

Newp, I haven't had 1 second of peace today. People have been walking in and out of my office about every 2 seconds.

I even went into the bathroom and my goddamn assistant started yelling through the door at me and was waiting outside when I came out.

 

[PICK3]

Newp, I haven't had 1 second of peace today. People have been walking in and out of my office about every 2 seconds.

I even went into the bathroom and my goddamn assistant started yelling through the door at me and was waiting outside when I came out.

that woodn't have stopped me from rubbing one out