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just...v

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Tell me about a really good first date or a really bad one.

I also wonder if you married people haw any good first date stories to share about your spouses.
 
Gor really drunk while on a date with this sexy italian girl a few years back, she got pretty pissed :)
 
This is not exactly what I meant...


I'm not asking what you thinks makes a good first date. I'm asking you to tell me about one you actually had.
 
I've had lots of amazing first dates. It goes down hil from there. I've only had maybe 1 really bad first date.

I had an awesome/terrible second date though once. Date itself was awesome. Finding 16 ticks on my body afterwards while he had none, terrible.

Ewwwwwwwww.
 
AFeedz said:
I've had lots of amazing first dates. It goes down hil from there. I've only had maybe 1 really bad first date.

I had an awesome/terrible second date though once. Date itself was awesome. Finding 16 ticks on my body afterwards while he had none, terrible.

Ewwwwwwwww.
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When having sex outdoors, make sure you are on top. Noob
 
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I had a few really bad first dates.

One guy decided to try to choke me with his tongue in the middle of a movie right out of no where. One minute I was watching the flick the next minute he kissed me. It was so random and weird.
 
first "date" with my husband...was...odd

some blonde starting hitting on him in front of me.... he started to reciprocate ...
I just ignored it....started talkin to some random dude
we were supposed to be hanging out at a bar he'd never been to as "just friends" to be fair

he asked me what I thought of something...I didn't catch it and said "what?" he grabbed my hand and shoved it down his pants

troo story
 
what a stud...

thats' a way to cut through the bull crap, you didn't think he was interested, so he made it clear.. happy day
 
just...v said:
I had a few really bad first dates.

One guy decided to try to choke me with his tongue in the middle of a movie right out of no where. One minute I was watching the flick the next minute he kissed me. It was so random and weird.
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But, but, that's FAIRY TALE SHIT, YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCH!!!!!!:mad:
 
First date with hubby he arrived 1h late cuz he fell asleep, I was.about to leave, I wasnt mad cuz I knew, he had 2 full time jobs at the time.

Second date we went on was an outdoor bar, a roach landed in the ice bucket and he kinda flicked it into the air and it landed right in my cleavage :worried: I had to flash everyone to get it out, then scratched my breasts raw :(

Third date we crashed against a glass window moving truck that skipped a stop sign :worried: I was wearing a short skirt, knee high boots and a low cut shirt, the hot airbags burned my boobs and thighs... Husband then called "his lawyer" who turned out to be his dad :worried: nice first impression... Burned and slutty

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The first date with my wife, was a test to see whether she REALLY liked me, LOL. I invited her to be up & ready at 6:00AM, to drive 150 miles in a non-air conditioned 4x4 in rush hour traffic to Huntington Beach, CA, to hear the monthly test of the Federal Thunderbolt sirens. We stopped for a bagel at a deli on the way there, because we were a few minutes early!

I'm not kidding.

Charles
 
nangiggles said:
First date with hubby he arrived 1h late cuz he fell asleep, I was.about to leave, I wasnt mad cuz I knew, he had 2 full time jobs at the time.

Second date we went on was an outdoor bar, a roach landed in the ice bucket and he kinda flicked it into the air and it landed right in my cleavage :worried: I had to flash everyone to get it out, then scratched my breasts raw :(

Third date we crashed against a glass window moving truck that skipped a stop sign :worried: I was wearing a short skirt, knee high boots and a low cut shirt, the hot airbags burned my boobs and thighs... Husband then called "his lawyer" who turned out to be his dad :worried: nice first impression... Burned and slutty

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holy fuck nice life
 
just...v said:
Lartinos, you don't strike me as the type of guy that would get wasted on a first date lol.
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I have changed in the last 3-4 years, you are right.
If I was single now things would be different I think a little bit.
 
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lartinos said:
I have changed in the last 3-4 years, you are right.
If I was single now things would be different I think a little bit.
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Are you getting married or are you already married? And what was your first date like with her? (I can't remember how to spell her name and I don't want to butcher it)
 
kx250rider said:
The first date with my wife, was a test to see whether she REALLY liked me, LOL. I invited her to be up & ready at 6:00AM, to drive 150 miles in a non-air conditioned 4x4 in rush hour traffic to Huntington Beach, CA, to hear the monthly test of the Federal Thunderbolt sirens. We stopped for a bagel at a deli on the way there, because we were a few minutes early!

I'm not kidding.

Charles
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Haha she is definitely a keeper then. Aren't you the guy that has this thing for air horns and sirens? I thought I read a post once where you said you use your air horn on the fourth of July or something?
 
my first date with wife was awesome, and we kissed ;)

I think we ate somewhere in Milwaukee and went to some art place after. she had me all nervous but we had fun. still having a blast 6.5 years later. Fuck i love my wife
 
I was picking up a chair at pier 21 and asked out the cute blonde helping me. We went out after she got off and I learned that her father was some famous bank robber that hides away in Hawaii known as 'the baseball cap bandit'. She was a fucking head case and a half...shitty at giving head too.
 
he is going to wack you for fucking with his daughter, nice knowing you bro
 
nangiggles said:
First date with hubby he arrived 1h late cuz he fell asleep, I was.about to leave, I wasnt mad cuz I knew, he had 2 full time jobs at the time.

Second date we went on was an outdoor bar, a roach landed in the ice bucket and he kinda flicked it into the air and it landed right in my cleavage :worried: I had to flash everyone to get it out, then scratched my breasts raw :(

Third date we crashed against a glass window moving truck that skipped a stop sign :worried: I was wearing a short skirt, knee high boots and a low cut shirt, the hot airbags burned my boobs and thighs... Husband then called "his lawyer" who turned out to be his dad :worried: nice first impression... Burned and slutty

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Lol, wow nan.
 
Just nervous not scared of rejection just social thing and never done it. have a lot of friends who are girls and tell me girl likes me is flirting but don't see it really. Apparently lotta girls like me.. just whole social thing.
I'm 22 had 2 girlfriends both been 2 yr relationships. Senior yr high school had about 5 girls say point blank wanted me cus wasn't following through but had gf.

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training700 said:
Just nervous not scared of rejection just social thing and never done it. have a lot of friends who are girls and tell me girl likes me is flirting but don't see it really. Apparently lotta girls like me.. just whole social thing.
I'm 22 had 2 girlfriends both been 2 yr relationships. Senior yr high school had about 5 girls say point blank wanted me cus wasn't following through but had gf.

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This did knot get me hard as fuck
 
training700 said:
Just nervous not scared of rejection just social thing and never done it. have a lot of friends who are girls and tell me girl likes me is flirting but don't see it really. Apparently lotta girls like me.. just whole social thing.
I'm 22 had 2 girlfriends both been 2 yr relationships. Senior yr high school had about 5 girls say point blank wanted me cus wasn't following through but had gf.

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Hmm....

I know a guy like this. Hes hot as fyck but doesn't handle rejection well.

You need to get a thicker skin and stop worrying what people think so much, darlin. Women can sense insecurity and will treat you crappy for it. I bet you're a cutie and have nothing to worry about.
 
training700 said:
Just nervous not scared of rejection just social thing and never done it. have a lot of friends who are girls and tell me girl likes me is flirting but don't see it really. Apparently lotta girls like me.. just whole social thing.
I'm 22 had 2 girlfriends both been 2 yr relationships. Senior yr high school had about 5 girls say point blank wanted me cus wasn't following through but had gf.

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Well.. try to better figure out what exactly makes you so nervous and go from there. You will probably see that it is something you are over thinking if anything. If girls already like you, it makes it that much easier and you should really just trust yourself. Can't hurt to try right?
Either way good luck..
 
just...v said:
Hmm....

I know a guy like this. Hes hot as fyck but doesn't handle rejection well.

You need to get a thicker skin and stop worrying what people think so much, darlin. Women can sense insecurity and will treat you crappy for it. I bet you're a cutie and have nothing to worry about.
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Ya, many woman will feed off your energy like an animal does :)
Whether good or bad..
 
Lol thanks guys yeah not sure I do GREAT other than asking like have had it where even her friends are trying make me cus girl likes me.. I do okay though lol it doesn't really affect or bother me. I'm apparently attractive girls always surprised am this way

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training700 said:
Lol thanks guys yeah not sure I do GREAT other than asking like have had it where even her friends are trying make me cus girl likes me.. I do okay though lol it doesn't really affect or bother me. I'm apparently attractive girls always surprised am this way

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At your age all you have to do is ask them if they have a major in school, they will talk about themself for so long you'll see how easy it is to ask the right question. And yes woman are animals :)
 
training700 said:
Lol thanks guys yeah not sure I do GREAT other than asking like have had it where even her friends are trying make me cus girl likes me.. I do okay though lol it doesn't really affect or bother me. I'm apparently attractive girls always surprised am this way

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bullshit the confidence and eventually you will really be confident and it will all just flow, the only way to get better at talking with women is to do it. I was the same as you when I was younger. after college I got tired of never getting laid and just put myself out there, crashed and burned many times but also had alot of good times,met cool people and learned how to enjoy life.
 
I can talk to them fine, like really well and hit it off etc. just never actually ask them out or anything lol Couple girls I'm friends with wanna be my wing girls LOL and help me.. my ex wanted to do that to for me... hahha so seems like do ok just the actual asking thing. Probably will eventually if get desperate.
 
the worst blowjob i ever had was still better than the best day i ever had at work...i'm old...i'm allowed to go off topic whenever i choose...duh rules.
 
Pretty much every first date I've ever had has been bad.

The ones where I get laid on the first date are the worst.
 
just...v said:
Haha she is definitely a keeper then. Aren't you the guy that has this thing for air horns and sirens? I thought I read a post once where you said you use your air horn on the fourth of July or something?
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That's me... I collect and restore air raid sirens from the Cold War. New Year's Eve around here is something to hear!!!!

Charles
 
i went on a blind date years ago...turns out she was a troglodyte and i needed to escape quick.
we sat down and ordered food - i went to the bathroom and squeezed my ass out thru the window.

went to ring my buddy to have a laugh about it and tell him he was a prick for setting me up with the fugly chick ...
then realised i left my cell phone on the table of the restaurant ...i had to walk back in the front door and apologise :(
 
Lumberg said:
Pretty much every first date I've ever had has been bad.

The ones where I get laid on the first date are the worst.
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wtf??

just skip the date then and go straight to getting laid.
 
C0LUMB0 said:
i went on a blind date years ago...turns out she was a troglodyte and i needed to escape quick.
we sat down and ordered food - i went to the bathroom and squeezed my ass out thru the window.

went to ring my buddy to have a laugh about it and tell him he was a prick for setting me up with the fugly chick ...
then realised i left my cell phone on the table of the restaurant ...i had to walk back in the front door and apologise :(
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shoulda ran back in and said some guys were after you in the bathroom and you need to leave now!
 
ceo said:
wtf??

just skip the date then and go straight to getting laid.
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That's never worked for me. How does that work other than when you pay for it?

Oh wait yeah that has gone down before. Actually that one went pretty well. The problem is opportunities like that aren't like, really common.
 
ceo said:
shoulda ran back in and said some guys were after you in the bathroom and you need to leave now!
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or said you had to go out the window because you couldn't find the door out of the bathroom

any self respecting woman would have left anyway because you're either a moron or a dickhead :)
 
Lumberg said:
The problem is opportunities like that aren't like, really common.
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Really? Used to happen to me all the time.

I never paid either. :)
 
shirlene29 said:
or said you had to go out the window because you couldn't find the door out of the bathroom

any self respecting woman would have left anyway because you're either a moron or a dickhead :)
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Run back in, grab your phone and yell, "Get to the chopper!" as you run out.
 
shirlene29 said:
or said you had to go out the window because you couldn't find the door out of the bathroom

any self respecting woman would have left anyway because you're either a moron or a dickhead :)
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lol they don't want one of those!

she just needs to be hot Shirley
 
if i took cindy on a first date i'd take her to the olive garden!!!
 
lmao, ledhead you're psycho bro, wtf a warning

are you thinking cindy is like your property bro, stfu
 
i just got back to church and need to add this. i'm a lover not a fighter
 
just...v said:
Are you getting married or are you already married? And what was your first date like with her? (I can't remember how to spell her name and I don't want to butcher it)
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I didn't see your poast sorry.
I am engaged. I was her manager at the time at the clothing store. I knew her for a few months before I asked her out on the sales floor one day.
It was August and I was invited to a boat party leaving from lower manhattan.
I misunderstood my friend and thought the party was at 10am and not pm. We took the LIRR and got there at 10am and no one was there.
I felt like such a retard and felt like I needed to make up for it.
My friend must have laughed when I asked where he was and he said he was at work.
It was a miami like day in terms of weather that day. By 11 am it was hot and i had nothing to do. I hadn't been to washington square park in a long time so I decided we should check it out. It was pretty cool there and had some interesting gross
bumbs there too. We left there and hit this restaurant called L'Esquina and then hit a really cool bar. After a few drinks I told her to call out from her job the that night as I had off anyway so we could go to the boat party at night. We decided to get a Hotel so we stayed at the W hotel and had a lot of fun at the boat party until 3 or 4 I think and then we went back to the hotel. It was a great time.
 
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