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First dates

I was picking up a chair at pier 21 and asked out the cute blonde helping me. We went out after she got off and I learned that her father was some famous bank robber that hides away in Hawaii known as 'the baseball cap bandit'. She was a fucking head case and a half...shitty at giving head too.
 
he is going to wack you for fucking with his daughter, nice knowing you bro
 
First date with hubby he arrived 1h late cuz he fell asleep, I was.about to leave, I wasnt mad cuz I knew, he had 2 full time jobs at the time.

Second date we went on was an outdoor bar, a roach landed in the ice bucket and he kinda flicked it into the air and it landed right in my cleavage :worried: I had to flash everyone to get it out, then scratched my breasts raw :(

Third date we crashed against a glass window moving truck that skipped a stop sign :worried: I was wearing a short skirt, knee high boots and a low cut shirt, the hot airbags burned my boobs and thighs... Husband then called "his lawyer" who turned out to be his dad :worried: nice first impression... Burned and slutty

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Lol, wow nan.
 
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