First dates

[smurf2]

First date with hubby he arrived 1h late cuz he fell asleep, I was.about to leave, I wasnt mad cuz I knew, he had 2 full time jobs at the time.

Second date we went on was an outdoor bar, a roach landed in the ice bucket and he kinda flicked it into the air and it landed right in my cleavage I had to flash everyone to get it out, then scratched my breasts raw

Third date we crashed against a glass window moving truck that skipped a stop sign I was wearing a short skirt, knee high boots and a low cut shirt, the hot airbags burned my boobs and thighs... Husband then called "his lawyer" who turned out to be his dad nice first impression... Burned and slutty

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holy fuck nice life

 

[youpissmeoff]

We didn't have sex. We stopped at one point and had a picnic and we were sitting right next to each other. I don't know how it happened. What are the odds.

I am still going with the original theory.

 

[lartinos]

Lartinos, you don't strike me as the type of guy that would get wasted on a first date lol.

I have changed in the last 3-4 years, you are right.
If I was single now things would be different I think a little bit.

 

[just...v]

I have changed in the last 3-4 years, you are right.
If I was single now things would be different I think a little bit.

Are you getting married or are you already married? And what was your first date like with her? (I can't remember how to spell her name and I don't want to butcher it)

 

[just...v]

The first date with my wife, was a test to see whether she REALLY liked me, LOL. I invited her to be up & ready at 6:00AM, to drive 150 miles in a non-air conditioned 4x4 in rush hour traffic to Huntington Beach, CA, to hear the monthly test of the Federal Thunderbolt sirens. We stopped for a bagel at a deli on the way there, because we were a few minutes early!

I'm not kidding.

Charles

Haha she is definitely a keeper then. Aren't you the guy that has this thing for air horns and sirens? I thought I read a post once where you said you use your air horn on the fourth of July or something?

 

[EarthRider]

my first date with wife was awesome, and we kissed

I think we ate somewhere in Milwaukee and went to some art place after. she had me all nervous but we had fun. still having a blast 6.5 years later. Fuck i love my wife

 

[sterolizer]

Nice awful first date lives

 

[zwhit]

my first date with wife was awesome, and we kissed

I think we ate somewhere in Milwaukee and went to some art place after. she had me all nervous but we had fun. still having a blast 6.5 years later. Fuck i love my wife

she's cheating on you

 

[AFeedz]

I am still going with the original theory.

That's fine. That's everybody else who I tell the story to's theory also.

 

[EarthRider]

she's cheating on you

I'll ask her