First dates

[AFeedz]

When having sex outdoors, make sure you are on top. Noob

We didn't have sex. We stopped at one point and had a picnic and we were sitting right next to each other. I don't know how it happened. What are the odds.

 

[shirlene29]

first "date" with my husband...was...odd

some blonde starting hitting on him in front of me.... he started to reciprocate ...
I just ignored it....started talkin to some random dude
we were supposed to be hanging out at a bar he'd never been to as "just friends" to be fair

he asked me what I thought of something...I didn't catch it and said "what?" he grabbed my hand and shoved it down his pants

troo story

 

[SpyWizard]

what a stud...

thats' a way to cut through the bull crap, you didn't think he was interested, so he made it clear.. happy day

 

[smurf2]

Getting laid = good

Getting just kiss on cheek = bad

Getting laid usually never equates to getting married.

Chris flew from vegas to WI to see me. We had sex on the first date. Then i married him

 

[canadianhitman]

he asked me what I thought of something...I didn't catch it and said "what?" he grabbed my hand and shoved it down his pants

troo story

What a killer move...props to your husband! LOL

 

[uamaverick]

I had a few really bad first dates.

One guy decided to try to choke me with his tongue in the middle of a movie right out of no where. One minute I was watching the flick the next minute he kissed me. It was so random and weird.

But, but, that's FAIRY TALE SHIT, YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCH!!!!!!

 

[nangiggles]

First date with hubby he arrived 1h late cuz he fell asleep, I was.about to leave, I wasnt mad cuz I knew, he had 2 full time jobs at the time.

Second date we went on was an outdoor bar, a roach landed in the ice bucket and he kinda flicked it into the air and it landed right in my cleavage I had to flash everyone to get it out, then scratched my breasts raw

Third date we crashed against a glass window moving truck that skipped a stop sign I was wearing a short skirt, knee high boots and a low cut shirt, the hot airbags burned my boobs and thighs... Husband then called "his lawyer" who turned out to be his dad nice first impression... Burned and slutty

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[kx250rider]

The first date with my wife, was a test to see whether she REALLY liked me, LOL. I invited her to be up & ready at 6:00AM, to drive 150 miles in a non-air conditioned 4x4 in rush hour traffic to Huntington Beach, CA, to hear the monthly test of the Federal Thunderbolt sirens. We stopped for a bagel at a deli on the way there, because we were a few minutes early!

I'm not kidding.

Charles

 

[just...v]

But, but, that's FAIRY TALE SHIT, YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCH!!!!!!

I know right?!


I pushed him off and walked out. When he followed me I told him I was gonna zap his nutz with my taser.

 

[zwhit]

I never dated. Just trolled parties/bars for drunk chicks