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Fart during Sex
- Thread starter IncredibleHoss
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I had a fart in my econ class today and the girl next to me just goes. do u smell ass.
and i go yeah who did that come from
lol
and i go yeah who did that come from
lol
redsamurai
Banned
you "when" as in "past tense"...........geee, wonder why there big guy!! Best story I"ve heard in a minute though..........I laughed out loud pretty hard there. You must have blew some straight raw sewer gas up in there for her to throw up. I can't imagine she was too happy...
blake6463
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God all these stories remind me of my bro and his Fraternity brothers.
--I GOT ONE-!!!
I used to train in brazilian ju-jutzu, this was when i was 9 yrs old. It was right when i started in the whole training system too. Good ol mom just had to make sour-crout and pork that afternoon. It was the very 1st day in the very 1st training week, so by now we all kinda knew each other, and all really intimidated by our instructers very strick personality, were not relly used to him just yet. And 9 yrs of age to top it.
So were all sitting in order on the mats looking all militant in our firmly pressed white gee's with Mr. Commando standing tall in the front of class, hands on hips. Were starting our long intense stretching ruitine now. At this time im like woops, shoulda took the restroom break he insisted to take before class,so im thinkin "i can soo hold this, ive held wayyy worse!" When we get to the hammstring stretch i start feeling like i have to take a shit. And were using doubles on these types of stretches, so im abviously paired up with my wonderfull twin brother Ryan. Were all sitting on our butts with legs out to each side, and your partner has to push on your back so you can really extend your arms to touch your toes. So Im siting down, and its cold in this fucking gym anyway, so im starting to get warmed up but shivering still, mom said "dont wear anything under the gee's"(real smart mom)
When you stretch everyone goes at the same time while Mr. Commando counts to 20 sec. So we begin the stretch leaning forward, im thinking i can barely even touch my knees for gods sake, and all this strain is gonna cause me too blow. Ryan keeps pushing and pushing on my back, were only at 10 sec, so i wisper pshh "stop it Ryan, easy" Hes like "no just do it" So he gets me all the way down to hold. Its soo quite you could hear a pin drop, and i go. I can feel it like rip thru my lil whitey tightees and lift my whole 60ibs off the matt just alittle. Im thinking OMFG, and turn beat red, couse i know everyone and their parents just heard that shit. No one said a thing, i just got a grim look from Mr. Commando! And the sounds of the parents trying to hold their laughs in, they were like 15 feet away. My brother was soo embarrised at me, hes the seriouse one, im the opposite totally.
Never done it during sex tho...hmmmm
--I GOT ONE-!!!
I used to train in brazilian ju-jutzu, this was when i was 9 yrs old. It was right when i started in the whole training system too. Good ol mom just had to make sour-crout and pork that afternoon. It was the very 1st day in the very 1st training week, so by now we all kinda knew each other, and all really intimidated by our instructers very strick personality, were not relly used to him just yet. And 9 yrs of age to top it.
So were all sitting in order on the mats looking all militant in our firmly pressed white gee's with Mr. Commando standing tall in the front of class, hands on hips. Were starting our long intense stretching ruitine now. At this time im like woops, shoulda took the restroom break he insisted to take before class,so im thinkin "i can soo hold this, ive held wayyy worse!" When we get to the hammstring stretch i start feeling like i have to take a shit. And were using doubles on these types of stretches, so im abviously paired up with my wonderfull twin brother Ryan. Were all sitting on our butts with legs out to each side, and your partner has to push on your back so you can really extend your arms to touch your toes. So Im siting down, and its cold in this fucking gym anyway, so im starting to get warmed up but shivering still, mom said "dont wear anything under the gee's"(real smart mom)
When you stretch everyone goes at the same time while Mr. Commando counts to 20 sec. So we begin the stretch leaning forward, im thinking i can barely even touch my knees for gods sake, and all this strain is gonna cause me too blow. Ryan keeps pushing and pushing on my back, were only at 10 sec, so i wisper pshh "stop it Ryan, easy" Hes like "no just do it" So he gets me all the way down to hold. Its soo quite you could hear a pin drop, and i go. I can feel it like rip thru my lil whitey tightees and lift my whole 60ibs off the matt just alittle. Im thinking OMFG, and turn beat red, couse i know everyone and their parents just heard that shit. No one said a thing, i just got a grim look from Mr. Commando! And the sounds of the parents trying to hold their laughs in, they were like 15 feet away. My brother was soo embarrised at me, hes the seriouse one, im the opposite totally.
Never done it during sex tho...hmmmm
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