**Fact** You can predict the texture of a girls Vadge by looking at the plumpness of a womans lips.

[pintoca]

Re: **Fact** You can predict the texture of a girls Vadge by looking at the plumpnes

i have found through extensive field experience that the sizes of peoples bodyparts are usually quite independent of each other

wait till you take a petite, sweet looking 18yo girl home, who is too shy to swear and thinks the word "bullshit" is a swear word...

...and find that youre looking at a skin colored bacon double cheeseburger deluxe from hell

youre like...HOW THE HELL DOES THAT HAPPEN?!?!

cute little face....giant fucking vagina...cute little face...giant fucking vagina

...then your head explodes like the blondes on austin powers #1

(im totally lying about this story, i just wanted to make horrible pictures in peoples heads LOL)

I have that SHoney's Grizzly Burger pictured in my head right about now...

 

[GoldenDelicious]

for all you sex tourists, this is an aussie burger

http://www.modestbike.com/mboi/kennyburger.jpg

 

[Smurfy]

I think I need a few moments....


'cuse me

lol I was just thinking the same thing.

 

[Smurfy]

agree to disagree

I like to feel like i'm breaking a girl open every time I stick my cock in. Plus it gives a better grip around your shaft. Girls with a floppy pussy feels like your fucking a watermelon with a 4 inch wide hole.

lolo hotdog down hallway???? haahahah



floppy pussy = gross

 

[stilleto]

Re: **Fact** You can predict the texture of a girls Vadge by looking at the plumpnes

10 bux says Angelina Jolie has got one floppy snatch

i KNOW this isn't true.

and if you saw my mouth, or bought me a cup of coffee, you'd know it too.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Re: **Fact** You can predict the texture of a girls Vadge by looking at the plumpnes

i KNOW this isn't true.

and if you saw my mouth, or bought me a cup of coffee, you'd know it too.

ok, starbucks at 12:00 pm or whenever you want

 

[blueta2]

This thread makes me happy I'm too old to date the youth of today ;-)

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

Re: **Fact** You can predict the texture of a girls Vadge by looking at the plumpnes

i KNOW this isn't true.

and if you saw my mouth, or bought me a cup of coffee, you'd know it too.

what does seeing your mouth, or buying you a cup of coffee (not that this would be a bad thing), have to do with angelina jolie having a floppy woo, not that I think she does, cause she's a perfect 11/10 imo.

 

[pintoca]

Re: **Fact** You can predict the texture of a girls Vadge by looking at the plumpnes

ok, starbucks at 12:00 pm or whenever you want

careful bro, she always goes for the super largo el gigante grande frosted mocha loca chino caramel swirl doohickeyrino

double

 

[pintoca]

Re: **Fact** You can predict the texture of a girls Vadge by looking at the plumpnes

i KNOW this isn't true.

and if you saw my mouth, or bought me a cup of coffee, you'd know it too.

you should PM me those Angelitang pics you have...

and how is one supposed to understand your post? one could take 1 + 1, get 3 and then arrive at the wrong conclusion