Ever spotted someone on bench with horrible breath?

[supersizeme]

Good lord I had to do this yesterday. Cool guy but damn his dragon was kicking. At the end of each rep he would strongly exhale straight up into my face and jesus christ in a handbasket i swear i almost fell backwards a few times. One of my gym's rules is no gum chewing while lifting so I'm thinking about petitioning for mint flavored water to come out of the water fountain. So after his second set I decided the best way to avoid the breath while spotting was to lean in close to the bench and block the stank by resting my fat balls on his forehead. i no longer had to spot him after doing that.

 

[freak daddy]

LMAO! I used to work out with this guy who drank coffee non stop. That would gross me the hell out.

 

[Crazier]

LMFAO!!!
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[Gilbyag]

ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[WODIN]

Dragon breath is a terrible thing to face....the ball move was a calcualated risk sense you've been working out at that Richard Simmons Spa.....

 

[frorider6]

Good lord I had to do this yesterday. Cool guy but damn his dragon was kicking. At the end of each rep he would strongly exhale straight up into my face and jesus christ in a handbasket i swear i almost fell backwards a few times. One of my gym's rules is no gum chewing while lifting so I'm thinking about petitioning for mint flavored water to come out of the water fountain. So after his second set I decided the best way to avoid the breath while spotting was to lean in close to the bench and block the stank by resting my fat balls on his forehead. i no longer had to spot him after doing that.

You work out? Oh wait, you must just be the designated spotter. I bet they all love you after that ball move.

 

[MommaKin]

At my old gym there were a few guys I trusted to spot me when I needed it, which was usually doing bench or dumbbell presses.....this one guy was great, he helped me out quite abit, always friendly, wasn't a pervert...anyhow, when he used to spot me doing those exercises, his body order was atrocious......god damn.....it did help me push the weight up faster though so I could get the hell outta there....

 

[gymtime]

SS, seems you and I should get a beer sometime. Just had the same thing happen, only it was the spotter who was the fucking dragon. Try getting a snootful of assbreath while trying to squeeze out the last couple reps of your last set. Doesn't do much for your concentration.

 

[The Shadow]

When that happens, I go to the locker room after the first set and take my boxer briefs off and go back out. Then I will put one leg over the support rack so he gets a full view of me dangly bits.

 

[supersizeme]

SS, seems you and I should get a beer sometime. Just had the same thing happen, only it was the spotter who was the fucking dragon. Try getting a snootful of assbreath while trying to squeeze out the last couple reps of your last set. Doesn't do much for your concentration.

sure gt...i don't get to The Desert too much but i'm sure that when i do, i'll probably want a beer. bad breath is truly one of the nastier things in this world. i would honestly rather have someone put their butt right in my face and cut ass than have a stank mouth breathing on me. but shit i can imagine the difficulty of trying to bench when you have ass dragon coming at your face.


*handing out gum to all of elite fitness*