Ever hurt yourself during sex?

[Becoming]

One time was nailing this chick on the carpet.....

I was on top and had my hand under her body between her and the carpet- got so wrapped up in what I was doing (and going at it so viciously) that I got such a bad rug burn on the back of my hand that like 90% of my skin was gone and I was bleeding all over the place....

Luckily no scars....

Anyone else forget WTF you were doing and end up injured?

PS - THIS IS A THREAD ABOUT INJURIES AND SHOULD NOT BE MOVED TO BETWEEN THE SHEETS

 

[CipherLock]

Yeah, this one time

 

[jh1]

No, But I know I have hurt others. Not saying I am big, but you hit it long enough and they will walk funny for sure...

 

[Mr. Black]

Had a girl riding me on top once and she got a little too excited and came up to high, my cock slipped out of her pussy and she came barrelling back down and just about broke my dink.

 

[biteme]

THis is probably too personal, but what the hey. We all know each other in cyberspace now. I heard my dick make a loud popping noise once when me gf was riding me. I thought it broke. Scared the shit out of me. No carpet burns on hands, but plenty of friction burns on the penis.

 

[OptimusCrime]

Cipher - YOu are a DumbasS for trying to mess up a perfectly good thread....

This one time me and a buddy picked up a couple chicks at a bar and took them out to our plane.... They were all over the jock and getting wet for some aviation action, so we took them up in the plane.... He was in back with one of the chicks and I had the other, this hot little blonde by the way, up in front with me....

All was going according to plan as the blonde went down on me (and she had some good technique by the way, not like the broads around this joint) All of a sudden, we hit a low pressure pocket and the plane dropped like a rock.... I tried to pull up (the chick is still blowing me by the way!) ....when we hit some high tension powerlines......The lines rip through the plane and decapitate me and the two passengers in the back, the plane smashes into the ground and the shock of the impact causes that sweet little blonde to bite my dick off.....

When the paramedics came they found me and the other 2 passengers with no heads.... the little blond kept her head but choked to death on my cock!

Talk about a good ass time!

(this is based on a true story told to me btw)

 

[jerkbox]

Had a girl riding me on top once and she got a little too excited and came up to high, my cock slipped out of her pussy and she came barrelling back down and just about broke my dink.

i've heard of that happening to dudes....like so bad they had to go to the ER though.

 

[jh1]

she got a little too excited and came up to high, my cock slipped out of her pussy

Your dick is too short. Get some penis enlargement pills, or get an extension. That will fix this problem.

 

[Becoming]

Yeah you guys with small ones got it rough.... you can actually break it FYI- can end up with permanent damage....

 

[Mr. Black]

It is possilbe to actually break shit too, not your dink per say, but arteries and other good stuff.

 

[Becoming]

......

Dude I think I saw a story like that once... crazy stuff bro....

 

[Mr. dB]

/B]

I'm afraid that I'm more likely to give injury than to receive it.

Third time I ever got lucky, I put the girl in the ER with a bruised and bleeding c****x. She didn't even tell me she was hurt. Neither of us were experienced enought to know you couldn't hit it that hard. I found out about it from her friends, she wouldn't talk to me. I was 19, and I think I was scarred for life by the experience.

 

[rnch]

sore lower back, aching thighs, tender pierced nipples, neck ache, raw pierced penis....................HELL YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WORTH IT ALL!

 

[plowboy]

carpet burns on my knees an elbows. fucked a pussy slap dry had burns on the side of my dick

 

[GoldenDelicious]

apart from your standard carpet burns, accidental headbutts right on the painful bone under your eyebrow, falling off the bed, girl jumping all over your dick and getting it caught somewhere under 50 odd kilos of bucking female, tendonitis in both ankles from that fucking experimental episode, smashing my tailbone on that stupid piece of wood under the couch cushion, cutting myself rifling through drawers looking for condoms in the dark, having sex in a hammock and then having the fucking picket come out of the wall, banging my head on the bedhead over and over but it was so good i didnt care, no i havnt

BUT i have to say the time a girl tried to actually suck my tongue out of my head hurt like hell. bitch. i was about to give her a right hook it hurt so much

 

[FreeballinDC]

Had a girl riding me on top once and she got a little too excited and came up to high, my cock slipped out of her pussy and she came barrelling back down and just about broke my dink.

I feel your pain. Pussy isn't the only body part to inflict pain/injury on a dick.

 

[Big Rick Rock]

Re: Re: Ever hurt yourself during sex?

I'm afraid that I'm more likely to give injury than to receive it.

Third time I ever got lucky, I put the girl in the ER with a bruised and bleeding c****x. She didn't even tell me she was hurt. Neither of us were experienced enought to know you couldn't hit it that hard. I found out about it from her friends, she wouldn't talk to me. I was 19, and I think I was scarred for life by the experience.

You were 19yrl the third time you got laid?
I guess chicks were pretty prude back in your day.


The first time I fucked a virgin there was blood all over my dick and her cooch, me and the girl got scared didn't know what the fuck was going on. We go over that shit and I pounded that pussy for 3 more months till she moved away.

 

[Mr. Black]

Your dick is too short. Get some penis enlargement pills, or get an extension. That will fix this problem.

No. Actually my dick is quite long. The problem is my woman gets too excited and exerts too much power in the up-thrust...hence increasing the possibility of flying off my pole.

 

[LATINLOVER]

Yeah, this one time

lol
uggggk

 

[LATINLOVER]

not really hurt myself,I was drunk and I was fucking standing up with a really tall hot girl and after a while I tried to go to missionary position on the bed(tall bed too)and I missed the mother fucker,so down we go hitting the floor and me on top of her we kept fucking do.

 

[SoreArms]

Had a girl riding me on top once and she got a little too excited and came up to high, my cock slipped out of her pussy and she came barrelling back down and just about broke my dink.

I know that feeling

 

[Mr. dB]

Re: Re: Re: Ever hurt yourself during sex?

You were 19yrl the third time you got laid?
I guess chicks were pretty prude back in your day.

I was also 19 the first time I got laid. Introverts don't score.

The only difference between chicks then, and chicks today, is that they were a lot hairier in the 1970s.

The first time I fucked a virgin there was blood all over my dick and her cooch, me and the girl got scared didn't know what the fuck was going on. We go over that shit and I pounded that pussy for 3 more months till she moved away.

You should change your ID to "Buster Cherry."

 

[ElvisP]

oops

I was 16 and nailing my girl missionary. I got too wild and hit her between the asshole and pussy. I Finished the job but I hurt for about a week after. I told my wrestling coach and he took me right to an ER. The doc said I sprained my cock. I had to tell my parents. UG.
Jake

 

[UA_Iron]

whenever I do pushups with my palms flat on the ground my wrist will get sore. I noticed this one day and I was like, what the fuck. Thought back to the night before when I was plowing my ex and had myself propped up on the floor over her.

Good tip: if you're at home or something and the bed makes too much noise throw a blanket and a couple pillows on the ground and start pounding down there. Watch out for the wrist thing though. (I live at home kind of w/parents - go to College during the most of the year).

The popping and the cracking....that just is shitty, when you get carried away, or she does and it jabs something it wont penetrate...stubbing your dick.

 

[gab9681]

Well, one time when I was still a virgin I was going down on my gf on the living room floor. She was sitting on the floor with her back against the couch, so it was kind of an odd angle. We had talked before this day and had kind of decided that we would complete the deed this day, i.e. go all the way. So we were both pretty excited. Anyway, she started bucking pretty wildly and ended up smashing her pubic bone against my face so hard she gave me a bloody nose. It took an hour to get that thing to stop bleeding, so by that time, neither one of us was in the mood to finish up.

Then, while living in the dorms at college I had a lofted bed. There was only about 1.5 feet of clearance between the bed and the ceiling. My fiancee (now my wife) and I would get numerous cuts and scrapes from going at it in the bed. The ceiling was covered in that "popcorn" type stuff, so it really tore up the skin nicely. Also, at the dorm, I was feeling a little ill one week. My gf came over and she was pretty horny, so even though I was feeling a little ill, we still had sex. Well, about 45 minutes into the session, I passed out. I woke up a bit later and she was freaking out because she didn't know what happened. That night I passed out again and my roommate had to take me to the emergency room. There they found out that I had severe strep throat and that I was dehydrated to the point of near death. So my gf actually nearly killed me by nailing me. Heh heh heh. It is pretty funny looking back, but it was scarey at the time.

 

[MR Pink]

I've had carpetburns on both of my knees from carsex...the damn car was to small

 

[hamstershaver]

i backed away from a stinky kitty before and bumped my head

 

[Big Rick Rock]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Ever hurt yourself during sex?

I was also 19 the first time I got laid. Introverts don't score.

The only difference between chicks then, and chicks today, is that they were a lot hairier in the 1970s.




You should change your ID to "Buster Cherry."

60's-70's wasn't that the time when Weed and Coke would flow like water from a well, and the chicks were liberated and on birth control? Before there were any rampant STDs that a little penicillin couldn’t knock out?
Hairy bush in hand is worth 2 shaved ones in a … beach.

 

[SoKlueles]

Once an ex and I did it so much i felt like my legs were coming out of socket so i started doing stretches before sex

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

no but last time i nailed buffy i was tearin it up from behind and beating her head against the wall with every thrust.

 

[Barak]

Post above brings back good memories ex had at me when I had pneumonia and damned near killed me, that and we wnet at it all night when we were first engaged until we were both raw and my dude looked like hamburger

 

[Mr. dB]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ever hurt yourself during sex?

60's-70's wasn't that the time when Weed and Coke would flow like water from a well, and the chicks were liberated and on birth control? Before there were any rampant STDs that a little penicillin couldn’t knock out?
Hairy bush in hand is worth 2 shaved ones in a … beach.

I wouldn't know about the '60s, I was just a kid then.

That's a pretty accurate description of the '70s though. When news first hit that AIDS was spreading to the straight community in the early 1980s, that was one of the worst periods of my life. No one bothered with condoms before then.

I wish I had invested heavily in Trojan stock around 1982.

 

[randyjones]

somtimes when Im with my life partner I beat him with a belt.I get carried away and end up taking him to the hospital.I make him tell the doctor he fell again.When we get home he goes in his room and cuts himself with a box cutter.

 

[The Wenis]

waaaaaaay back in high school. this girl started giving me some oral action and after a minute it started hurting. she had actually been "sucking". like a vacuum. no head movement. the next day the whole head was black and blue. i made her watch a skin flick with me so it didn't happen again.

 

[Gymgurl]

Never been hurt....just had som much sex in one night that it hurt to even go the bathroom or walk....

 

[Big Rick Rock]

Never been hurt....just had som much sex in one night that it hurt to even go the bathroom or walk....

sorry about that baby, next time I'll bring some Astroglide. I know how dry you get for round 4.

 

[newpump]

HOLY SHIT cypher - DAMN that is a CRAZY large .. uh .. chick I think. WTF - how many cals per day... no how many cals per HOUR do you need to consume to get that big? And don't give me any "low thyroid" bullshit - I don't care if your thyroid is low enough to win limbo contests in the caribean - you gotta be eating like a HORSE to weigh in like that. DAYMN.

 

[Gymgurl]

sorry about that baby, next time I'll bring some Astroglide. I know how dry you get for round 4.

Round 4 equals about 32 orgasms for me ......WOOOO HOOOO

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Mr. Black, I've had the "cock slip out while she is bouncing too hard on top injury as well." Its happened with two different girls for me. One of them was the last girl I was dating seriously, and it was on Halloween. I played it off like it really didn't hurt (and it didn't that bad at the moment) but the next day it hurt pretty bad, and the end of my dick was sore for about 4 days.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

LOL my ex was riding on top of me while I was fucking her in the ass... she would get really into it and bucked a little too hard once... she knew she hurt herself too.. she was bleeding from the ass for 2 or 3 days...

she was a champ about it and let me finish till I came in her ass... didnt even say anything till afterwards.

Coudlnt have anal sex with her for 3 weeks after that... one of the hardest 3 weeks of my life

 

[SoKlueles]

anal rocks

 

[milo hobgoblin]

there is nothing more stimulating, more animalistic than cumming in a girls ass while she squeezes her tight little anus as hard as she can to suck every drop of cum out of you... then begs for more.... the whole time violently rubbing her clit... screaming in orgasm..

damn Im fucking horny.

 

[SoKlueles]

me too

 

[milo hobgoblin]

damn I could have some fun with you..

 

[SoKlueles]

yes you could

 

[powerslave]

anal rocks

Hmmm.....all three inputs.

 

[SoKlueles]

Hmmm.....all three inputs.

 

[newpump]

I actually have been "damaged" in sex a few times. Some of the simple things come to mind - rug burns, bent cock (while fully hard - seems some of you know what I'm talking about ), bit nipples etc etc. One stands out though...

I was with a HOT chick who loved to fool around - and apparently liked sex a little "rough". She would bite/suck etc and loved to wrestle. Well, we were fooling around in a hotel room one night - and she was doing her super-suck hickey thing (MAN sometimes pain can be so nice ) when I realized - SHIT I have to WORK tomorrow. Now, I have a suit and tie kind of job (dress casual occasionally), so this kind of adds to the situation. I wake up the next morning to discover massive MASSIVE hickeys on my shoulders, chest, stomach... and... NECK - ACK! I only had a button up shirt to wear and I covered the "Evidence" as best I could - but it still looked like I got the crap beat out of me the night before (hey - kind of did I guess ). I kept to low profile during the work day, and got away with a minimum of rumors - but HELL that was close!! .