Ever hurt yourself during sex?

[Becoming]

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Dude I think I saw a story like that once... crazy stuff bro....

 

[Mr. dB]

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I'm afraid that I'm more likely to give injury than to receive it.

Third time I ever got lucky, I put the girl in the ER with a bruised and bleeding c****x. She didn't even tell me she was hurt. Neither of us were experienced enought to know you couldn't hit it that hard. I found out about it from her friends, she wouldn't talk to me. I was 19, and I think I was scarred for life by the experience.

 

[rnch]

sore lower back, aching thighs, tender pierced nipples, neck ache, raw pierced penis....................HELL YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WORTH IT ALL!

 

[plowboy]

carpet burns on my knees an elbows. fucked a pussy slap dry had burns on the side of my dick

 

[GoldenDelicious]

apart from your standard carpet burns, accidental headbutts right on the painful bone under your eyebrow, falling off the bed, girl jumping all over your dick and getting it caught somewhere under 50 odd kilos of bucking female, tendonitis in both ankles from that fucking experimental episode, smashing my tailbone on that stupid piece of wood under the couch cushion, cutting myself rifling through drawers looking for condoms in the dark, having sex in a hammock and then having the fucking picket come out of the wall, banging my head on the bedhead over and over but it was so good i didnt care, no i havnt

BUT i have to say the time a girl tried to actually suck my tongue out of my head hurt like hell. bitch. i was about to give her a right hook it hurt so much

 

[FreeballinDC]

Had a girl riding me on top once and she got a little too excited and came up to high, my cock slipped out of her pussy and she came barrelling back down and just about broke my dink.

I feel your pain. Pussy isn't the only body part to inflict pain/injury on a dick.

 

[Big Rick Rock]

Re: Re: Ever hurt yourself during sex?

I'm afraid that I'm more likely to give injury than to receive it.

Third time I ever got lucky, I put the girl in the ER with a bruised and bleeding c****x. She didn't even tell me she was hurt. Neither of us were experienced enought to know you couldn't hit it that hard. I found out about it from her friends, she wouldn't talk to me. I was 19, and I think I was scarred for life by the experience.

You were 19yrl the third time you got laid?
I guess chicks were pretty prude back in your day.


The first time I fucked a virgin there was blood all over my dick and her cooch, me and the girl got scared didn't know what the fuck was going on. We go over that shit and I pounded that pussy for 3 more months till she moved away.

 

[Mr. Black]

Your dick is too short. Get some penis enlargement pills, or get an extension. That will fix this problem.

No. Actually my dick is quite long. The problem is my woman gets too excited and exerts too much power in the up-thrust...hence increasing the possibility of flying off my pole.

 

[LATINLOVER]

Yeah, this one time

lol
uggggk

 

[LATINLOVER]

not really hurt myself,I was drunk and I was fucking standing up with a really tall hot girl and after a while I tried to go to missionary position on the bed(tall bed too)and I missed the mother fucker,so down we go hitting the floor and me on top of her we kept fucking do.