HA! Klueless - I follow my first rule - WASH BEFORE SEX (at least 3 hours or less). I make sure to wash up nice and clean (and keep the 'ol pecker groomed nicely) with men's body wash. I'd hate to get all hot and heavy only to have her pass out!!!!! . Proper pecker hygene is ESSENTIAL. Take pride in the shaft, and she will love you for it!