ever got caught whacking off?

[hamstershaver]

i did once by an ex. i told her i was going to study and she left so i popped in a prono and damn if she didnt come in becasue she forgot something and busted me in mid whack

 

[Deterass]

Well then what happened?What did she say or do? You left us hanging.

 

[bitter_man]

Not yet!

 

[hamstershaver]

Well then what happened?What did she say or do? You left us hanging.

she just kinda walked out the door with her mouth wide open, the least she could of done was finish the job

 

[Deterass]

she just kinda walked out the door with her mouth wide open, the least she could of done was finish the job

THAT BITCH!

 

[hamstershaver]

yep thats why shes an ex now

 

[SoKlueles]

I didnt whack but i masturbated in the tub once thinking of an ex....does that count?

 

[Gymgurl]

Never been caught....but have benn know to share on the phone

 

[Robert Jan]

once by my sister, once by my mom

my sister acted it cool, left the room without speaking, but then sneakily brought it up in an argument in front of my parents the same day

my mom left and really left and forgot about it

 

[guards]

my fucking landlord caught me...porno blaring and everything


I wanted to die

 

[Aussie Juga naught]

once by my sister, once by my mom

my sister acted it cool, left the room without speaking, but then sneakily brought it up in an argument in front of my parents the same day

my mom left and really left and forgot about it

arrr, yes I remember you posting that story....Fuck it was funny!

 

[hamstershaver]

my fucking landlord caught me...porno blaring and everything


I wanted to die

bwhaaaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa

 

[Longhorn85]

she forgot something and busted me in mid whack

You of course finished the job once she walked out?

 

[hamstershaver]

Re: Re: ever got caught whacking off?

You of course finished the job once she walked out?

thats a given

 

[Gymgurl]

my fucking landlord caught me...porno blaring and everything


I wanted to die

This is to funny

 

[corythosaurus]

Never been caught....but have benn know to share on the phone

Hey Gymgurl, call me.

 

[SoKlueles]

call me too

 

[Puddles]

My husband has caught me. He didn't mind though. After a couple of minutes of watching he helped me out.

 

[hamstershaver]

My husband has caught me. He didn't mind though. After a couple of minutes of watching he helped me out.

that story just gave me wood

 

[SoKlueles]

the fan blowing gives u wood

 

[hamstershaver]

no matter how hard you try, you will never be as funny as me

 

[SoKlueles]

that wasnt meant to be a joke dang

 

[RottenWillow]

I've been caught many times but only once did anyone realize what I was doing.

I've got 26" legs and they're all muscle which makes for a nice firm squeeze against the clitoris. Since probably the 8th grade I've had a habit of crossing my legs at the knees and squeezing rhythmically. As long as you dont use a vibe more than about once a week this method works fine. I cant imagine that chicken legged or flabbo legged girls can use this method as effectively.

 

[corythosaurus]

I've been caught many times but only once did anyone realize what I was doing.

I've got 26" legs and they're all muscle which makes for a nice firm squeeze against the clitoris. Since probably the 8th grade I've had a habit of crossing my legs at the knees and squeezing rhythmically. As long as you dont use a vibe more than about once a week this method works fine. I cant imagine that chicken legged or flabbo legged girls can use this method as effectively.

I'm jealous.

 

[Dial_tone]

I've been caught many times but only once did anyone realize what I was doing.

I've got 26" legs and they're all muscle ...

Pics! Do you train at Coffee's?

 

[RottenWillow]

Pics! Do you train at Coffee's?

Hey I've heard of that place! Where is it?

And to answer your question, no, I train in my dad's gym in our basement.

 

[Dial_tone]

It used to be on Delk Rd in Smyna, but I think it moved.

 

[RottenWillow]

It used to be on Delk Rd in Smyna, but I think it moved.

I'm in Acworth, fairly close to it I guess. I'm totally sold on training alone now though. No one to get in your way, music you want at the volume you like, etc.

Here are all my stats from my old HST thread if you're interested. I've added about .5 everywhere since then.

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=270352

 

[Dial_tone]

I just read it...impressive

 

[hamstershaver]

I've been caught many times but only once did anyone realize what I was doing.

I've got 26" legs and they're all muscle which makes for a nice firm squeeze against the clitoris. Since probably the 8th grade I've had a habit of crossing my legs at the knees and squeezing rhythmically. As long as you dont use a vibe more than about once a week this method works fine. I cant imagine that chicken legged or flabbo legged girls can use this method as effectively.

more wood for the gerbil waxer

 

[SoKlueles]

wax this

 

[corythosaurus]

wax on, wax off

 

[Longhorn85]

Since probably the 8th grade I've had a habit of crossing my legs at the knees and squeezing rhythmically. As long as you dont use a vibe more than about once a week this method works fine.

It's a good thing it's not this easy for guys to jack off. Nothing would be accomplished at school, work, or anywhere there are good-looking women.

 

[RottenWillow]

wax on, wax off

I guess wax on, wax off (circular motions) would be us and paint the fence (up and down) would be the guys.

 

[RottenWillow]

I just read it...impressive

Thanks DT

 

[JBRO]

never been caught.

 

[ElvisP]

got caught by my roomate at college. I asked him to give me a few more minutes alone. He was embarrassed.

 

[Gambino]

I got busted with dick in hand by a hot female roomate of mine. I was taking care of bizzness when she walked right in my room w/o knocking. I didn't even have time to take my hand off package...she stared for about 10 seconds and said nothing...pretty fucking erotic, I would have sealed the deal but I had a gf at the time...