ever ate your girl out and tasted FISH?

[Jimsbbc]

ever licked a sludge factory, gushing with partially disolved and then reconsituted human epidermis? Some wimmins let their stink factory go for days and go out to a bar and get some unsuspecting chap to lick it clean when he's to drunk to care. They think that shit is funny. I told one that I don't lick out of a trash can right when I caught a whiff of the offending beaver.

 

[Stryker1992]

hahahaha, this thread cracks me up. I love to eat pussy and have come across a few that would for all intensive purposes appear to be grade a but smelled a bit foul! I refused to go after it. I have been with women that taste like cherries at the end of the day and others that definitely need to wash up before I would get near it!

I honestly do not want to bang a chick if she has been working all day and not showered. I prefer to get them into the shower before we hit the bedroom!

of course, I also like to toss some salad!!!!

hahaha

 

[KD1]

ever licked a sludge factory, gushing with partially disolved and then reconsituted human epidermis? Some wimmins let their stink factory go for days and go out to a bar and get some unsuspecting chap to lick it clean when he's to drunk to care. They think that shit is funny. I told one that I don't lick out of a trash can right when I caught a whiff of the offending beaver.

Or how about the ones who go out to bars looking for dudes when they are in their "max flow" time? They tell the guy they are cumming and not to stop, but when he looks in the mirror later he looks like this

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tash.lodge/Blog_Pix/bloody_face.jpg

!!!

 

[kish]

"Once ya get past the smell ya have it licked". I've never and will never go down on any unfamiliar pussy, especially one I just met at a bar LOL noway uh uh never. Thats some funny shit right there.

 

[heavy_duty]

Once you get use to a freshly washed kitty you become more sensitive to the not so fresh.

When I was a kid, any kitty was a great kitty. You would let all your friends smell your fingers later LOL.

OHhh to be in grade 7 again hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa.

 

[Stryker1992]

Once you get use to a freshly washed kitty you become more sensitive to the not so fresh.

When I was a kid, any kitty was a great kitty. You would let all your friends smell your fingers later LOL.

OHhh to be in grade 7 again hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa.

Dude, I am 32 and still love the smell on my fingers!!!

 

[heavy_duty]

Yah but do you still share the aroma with your friends and neighbours?

 

[Kabeetz]

The first time I ever went down south, the odor was so bad that I almost vomited and lost my hard on. No disrespect intended I know 99.9% are totally clean, but never go down south on English girls while on vacation in Greece is the lesson that taught me that day.. and more importantly... the finger insert to gentle/caring/wrap around the head hug/finger smell test maneuver is invaluable and should be practiced by all to prevent things like this from happening.

 

[Stryker1992]

Yah but do you still share the aroma with your friends and neighbours?

Nah dude, I always figured it is kind of rude to have my neighbor smell his wife on my finger! LOL!!!

 

[heavy_duty]

something all lil dawgs should be taught by age 10/11

The first time I ever went down south, the odor was so bad that I almost vomited and lost my hard on. No disrespect intended I know 99.9% are totally clean, but never go down south on English girls while on vacation in Greece is the lesson that taught me that day.. and more importantly... the finger insert to gentle/caring/wrap around the head hug/finger smell test maneuver is invaluable and should be practiced by all to prevent things like this from happening.