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Email from one of my friends to his girlfriend - PUSSY alert

KillahBee

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Long story made short - grew up with this kid, one of my best friends. he met some girl that was NOTHING like any girl we ever expected him to be with and BOOM - he turns gay. We have all seen this happen, but this kid made the most extreme transition to gay that I have ever seen in my life. Lost all respect for him and pretty much don't keep in touch with him anymore - I can't even stand to look at the kid. He is the complete bitch in the relationship, the likes I have never seen. Here is an email that got forwarded to me (don't ask...) from him to his girl

Hihunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Hun i am starting to really miss you. I mean, I pretty much missed even

before you left, but now I REALLY Miss you! I can't wait till you are
back
so I can give you a big squeeze! Having Lexi (her little fucking Paris Hilton gay fucking dog) around to sort of remind me
of
you all the time is good, but without you here I feel like my better
half is
gone! oh hunnnnnn
Hun, I actually did use your car last night! :) It
was
fun, i guess
Hun, I think you tried to call me the other day. I answered the phone
and
there was no one there, and then you didn't call back. Oh well. Should
I
try to call the number you gave me? I have thought about it, but I
figured
there is no chance I would catch you.
I am sad that we haven't talked in a few days. You didn't meet some
Italian
guy did you? :( I hope not....oh what a terrible thought....I would be
so
crushed!
Welllllllllllll...I am going to go to bed I think... Lexi is barking at
something.... ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

I love you.


THIS IS WHY I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE AND WANT TO HURT PEOPLE IN RELATIONSHIPS.
 
crak600 said:
Yes, but the difference between you and him is that he gets pussy more often and doesn't have to pay the chick when she leaves.


I have turned down more, hotter ass than has been offered to you, cuntrag.
 
KillahBee said:
Here is an email that got forwarded to me (don't ask...) from him to his girl

So are you bangin her or what?

"Should I try to call the number you gave me? I have thought about it, but I figured there is no chance I would catch you. I am sad that we haven't talked in a few days. You didn't meet some Italian guy did you? I hope not....oh what a terrible thought....I would be so crushed!"

Dude this kid sooo needs a kick in the nuts. What a fucking idiot.

Half of that email isn't even english. I haven't seen shit like that since some broad passed me a note in 4th grade....

So if you aren't banging her, post up her info here.... Someone needs to pwn that shit better one of us than a stranger.... :evil:
 
My husband was like that with me at first...for the first few months. But he was also having sex about 8 million times a day so no wonder. lol
 
so he expressing his love to this girl!!!! girls like to hear that stuff from there man! its all good unless he is a little bitch boy and does every thing for her and is up her ass and well you know what i mean......she probably called off her sexual partners cell phone....lol.....in reality girls like nice men but they need to have a back bone.
 
Becoming said:
So are you bangin her or what?

"Should I try to call the number you gave me? I have thought about it, but I figured there is no chance I would catch you. I am sad that we haven't talked in a few days. You didn't meet some Italian guy did you? I hope not....oh what a terrible thought....I would be so crushed!"

Dude this kid sooo needs a kick in the nuts. What a fucking idiot.

Half of that email isn't even english. I haven't seen shit like that since some broad passed me a note in 4th grade....

So if you aren't banging her, post up her info here.... Someone needs to pwn that shit.


lol. I honestly have considered killing myself because I do not want to live in a world where two 26-year-olds are allowed to act like this and still live.
 
angel_girl said:
so he expressing his love to this girl!!!! girls like to hear that stuff from there man! its all good unless he is a little bitch boy and does every thing for her and is up her ass and well you know what i mean......she probably called off her sexual partners cell phone....lol.....in reality girls like nice men but they need to have a back bone.


a) who are you?

b) there is a difference between being nice and acting like a fucking 2-year-old. I wouldn't expect a female to understand this, because most females are VERY immature, but attempt to hide behind excuses like this. WRONG! It's immaturity. Grow the fuck up and find adult ways to express your love. All that hunny lovey-dovey shit isn't worth the price of admission.
 
KillahBee said:
a) who are you?

b) there is a difference between being nice and acting like a fucking 2-year-old. I wouldn't expect a female to understand this, because most females are VERY immature, but attempt to hide behind excuses like this. WRONG! It's immaturity. Grow the fuck up and find adult ways to express your love. All that hunny lovey-dovey shit isn't worth the price of admission.
A) i am angel_girl !
B) every now and then yes it is good to hear lovey dovey shit from men....not every day...like i said men need to have back bones...his email had to much drama in it like he could not go on with out her...maybe if it were a little less hunnnnnnnn it would be a little better.....i would personally have deleted the e mail and not responded..he sounds like he is desperate if you ask me.......he should have worded it better than that
 
KillahBee said:
You didn't meet some Italian guy did you? :( I hope not....oh what a terrible thought....I would be so crushed!

AKA "What a terrible thought, I mean I have no penis as it is and for you to meet some guinea guy that can fuck your insides out with his big ol' sawsege, well, that means I'd be stuck playing jenga with your turd of a dog."
 
s w o l e said:
AKA "What a terrible thought, I mean I have no penis as it is and for you to meet some guinea guy that can fuck your insides out with his big ol' sawsege, well, that means I'd be stuck playing jenga with your turd of a dog."


I should have noted that she is in Italy right now. FYI - this kid is 100% Italian, which makes this behavior even more pathetic.
 
KillahBee said:
I should have noted that she is in Italy right now. FYI - this kid is 100% Italian, which makes this behavior even more pathetic.

I just threw up in my mouth.
 
bro ive been with my wife since we were 16 i have never talked like that its not in my vocab i do send flowers and compliment her daily just no reason to be a puss about it she married a man not a care bear . this guys girl is probably going to end up fucking someone else cuz she gets tired of this pussy its funny but how fucked up is it to post this guys private message on the net ?
 
KillahBee said:
lol - I think he is actually the source of me coming up with the SWV name.


I have nothing at all that is anywhere near the level of being a bitch that this guy does, when my ex use to go away id go to the strip club with the boys and have some other bitch lap dance me
 
michoncameoa said:
bro ive been with my wife since we were 16 i have never talked like that its not in my vocab i do send flowers and compliment her daily just no reason to be a puss about it she married a man not a care bear . this guys girl is probably going to end up fucking someone else cuz she gets tired of this pussy its funny but how fucked up is it to post this guys private message on the net ?
exactly...shes gonna screw some one else cause men need to have backbones...chill its not like we know this guy!
 
angel_girl said:
exactly...shes gonna screw some one else cause men need to have backbones...chill its not like we know this guy!


that is what my logic would be, but they have been together a while now and it looks like they are perfect for each other - she is a little Paris Hilton wannabe daddy's rich girl who thinks the world owes her something and he is an only child with divorced parents who is happy as a pig in shit to take orders from someone so he has a purpose in life. But as michonconemmaama said, you can be nice and even lovey dovey without being a complete SOPPING WET VAGINA
 
KillahBee said:
that is what my logic would be, but they have been together a while now and it looks like they are perfect for each other - she is a little Paris Hilton wannabe daddy's rich girl who thinks the world owes her something and he is an only child with divorced parents who is happy as a pig in shit to take orders from someone so he has a purpose in life. But as michonconemmaama said, you can be nice and even lovey dovey without being a complete SOPPING WET VAGINA
like i said earlier he sounds like he is desperate for the pussy
 
angel_girl said:
like i said earlier he sounds like he is desperate for the pussy


he is more desperate for some womanly love and attention it seems. we all knew he was like this with girls, but not this bad. and it pisses me off cause I honestly cannot be friends with someone that acts like that.
 
Wow, I wish I had some good lines like he used in that email.
 
tuc biscuit said:
lol, I have a couple of friends who do this type of thing and put on 'a voice' when on the phone...........so annoying


Maybe I am just a douche or a prick, but I cannot be friends with someone who acts like this. This kid was literally my best friend and I hardly ever talk to him now because of this
 
I am the same, I can't listen to somene putting on a voice on the phone or being luvvy duvvy, pet names in public too...........where is my razor?
 
KillahBee said:
he is more desperate for some womanly love and attention it seems. we all knew he was like this with girls, but not this bad. and it pisses me off cause I honestly cannot be friends with someone that acts like that.
i wouldnt be able to be around him either.....maybe if i were drinking so he could be the kid i spend all night laughing about.maybe his mother ignored him to much as a child!!!!!
 
I had a friend like that ONCE.

He used to be cool and all but when he starting dating this one girl(his current wife) she totally dominated him.

Have you ever seen the difference when a dog gets nutered(sp?), he acted the exact same way.

I got so repulsed by his pussieness, that I stoped hanging around him.
 
I was friends with this girl in college until she started dating our classmate Peter. This guy became exactly like that.. all "hunnnnnnny" and baby-voice, "hunnnn.. can I go for a coffee with the guys?"

O
M
G

I couldn't hang out with either of them anymore, they became so irritating.
 
I bet she didn't even pass Sonny's test. BX tale, nukka.
 
KillahBee said:
a) who are you?

b) there is a difference between being nice and acting like a fucking 2-year-old. I wouldn't expect a female to understand this, because most females are VERY immature, but attempt to hide behind excuses like this. WRONG! It's immaturity. Grow the fuck up and find adult ways to express your love. All that hunny lovey-dovey shit isn't worth the price of admission.

Agreed. Men like him get used for shopping sprees and then get dumped when the wardrobe is complete.
 
Seashell said:
I was friends with this girl in college until she started dating our classmate Peter. This guy became exactly like that.. all "hunnnnnnny" and baby-voice, "hunnnn.. can I go for a coffee with the guys?"

O
M
G

I couldn't hang out with either of them anymore, they became so irritating.


Oh my fuck....I swear if I heard one of my friends ask "can I" anything to his girlfriend I would punch him in the back of the head.





P.S. I'm totally serious.
 
TC2 said:
Oh my fuck....I swear if I heard one of my friends ask "can I" anything to his girlfriend I would punch him in the back of the head.


P.S. I'm totally serious.

Oh, I believe you.

I wanted to myself.
 
as soon as she runs into a real man... and it will happen....

hell be dumped like spoiled milk.

boy is he gonna get blindsided. ant its a tough lesson to learn.
 
lol, I had one guy once who he and his gf routinely refereed to each other as 'schmoopy' in public, i remember a situation where they were sharing some fries and debated for a good 10 minutes over who should have the last one both insisting the other should have it and starting and ending everthing they said with the word 'schmoopy'

I hate when people suddenly become an unseperable package so if you invite one they bring fatty mctagalong with them.
 
Do you guys have lives? I am referring especially to kililahbee here. Yes you. Wtf is your problem with this guy? So he is annoying but why do you care so much and need to post it here? And why do you ask angel girl who she is in such a rude way? You need a life dude. your the geigh one and I find it hard to understand that such an aggressive loser like you is a mod here.
 
Allon said:
Do you guys have lives? I am referring especially to kililahbee here. Yes you. Wtf is your problem with this guy? So he is annoying but why do you care so much and need to post it here? And why do you ask angel girl who she is in such a rude way? You need a life dude. your the geigh one and I find it hard to understand that such an aggressive loser like you is a mod here.


lmfao.

a) obviously you did not read much of my post. this guy was my best friend and completely changed his personality for a girl. that is my problem, dipshit.

b) why do I need to post it here? good point. EVERYBODY STOP POSTING IMMEDIATELY!

c) "who are you" is rude?

d) I think we have another candidate for the SWV here peeps.
 
That email reaks of :rainbow: ness.
Where is bluepeter? Since he is not hear I will point out there was a lot of "faggotry" in that email!
 
KillahBee said:
lmfao.

a) obviously you did not read much of my post. this guy was my best friend and completely changed his personality for a girl. that is my problem, dipshit.

b) why do I need to post it here? good point. EVERYBODY STOP POSTING IMMEDIATELY!

c) "who are you" is rude?

d) I think we have another candidate for the SWV here peeps.


Dude, you really gotta get a life. Hahaha, you obviously need this place to feel good. Why do people post here? To post about interesting stuff, funny stuff and ask questions.
If that is interesting to you or something to rant about then you are a loooozer.

Now if you were upset that such a good friend of yours so tottally changed and wanted to rant about it that would be cool, but the way you went about it is childish, macho and dumb. So again, get a life or grow up.
 
Allon said:
Dude, you really gotta get a life. Hahaha, you obviously need this place to feel good. Why do people post here? To post about interesting stuff, funny stuff and ask questions.
If that is interesting to you or something to rant about then you are a loooozer.

Now if you were upset that such a good friend of yours so tottally changed and wanted to rant about it that would be cool, but the way you went about it is childish, macho and dumb. So again, get a life or grow up.


Wanna e-fight?
 
Allon said:
Dude, you really gotta get a life. Hahaha, you obviously need this place to feel good. Why do people post here? To post about interesting stuff, funny stuff and ask questions.
If that is interesting to you or something to rant about then you are a loooozer.

Now if you were upset that such a good friend of yours so tottally changed and wanted to rant about it that would be cool, but the way you went about it is childish, macho and dumb. So again, get a life or grow up.


great threads here:

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=402636

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=390888

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=375739

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=374941

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=368579

You have contributed a lot more than me, clearly shown your intelligence just destroys mine, and overall are very "grown up". I'll leave now. Bye.
 
KillahBee said:


BWHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

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man you lack a sense of humour. Also you seem to lack the knowledge that Lestat and myself are fine with each other. We have a virtual karma war ongoing. See my above comment about reasons to post here. One of them being for funny stuff. And karma wars sure are funny.
 
i currently have a friend like that...unfortunately he is my best man at my wedding next weekend...i asked him before he met his current gf. and of course she has to come along...

she doesn't drink - that in itself makes me a little nervous. anyone who doesn't drink makes me not want to be around them when i have a drink my hand.

we are having it in italy, and she told me "i don't need to drink to relax, and i prefer my tea"...wtf. i then asked him if she give a hot tea BJ, and he looked me dead in the eye, and said "she refuses to do that".

he use to be the man, and now she has netuered him...sad reall, really sad.
 
Allon said:
man you lack a sense of humour. Also you seem to lack the knowledge that Lestat and myself are fine with each other. We have a virtual karma war ongoing. See my above comment about reasons to post here. One of them being for funny stuff. And karma wars sure are funny.


Man, you are dead on balls accurate - I don't have a sense of humor. And you are right, I do lack the "knowledge" of you and lestat and your homoerotic banter. I actually do not even know who you are. Never read a post by you. That's why I had to search for your threads.
 
KillahBee said:
Long story made short - grew up with this kid, one of my best friends. he met some girl that was NOTHING like any girl we ever expected him to be with and BOOM - he turns gay. We have all seen this happen, but this kid made the most extreme transition to gay that I have ever seen in my life. Lost all respect for him and pretty much don't keep in touch with him anymore - I can't even stand to look at the kid. He is the complete bitch in the relationship, the likes I have never seen. Here is an email that got forwarded to me (don't ask...) from him to his girl

Hihunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Hun i am starting to really miss you. I mean, I pretty much missed even

before you left, but now I REALLY Miss you! I can't wait till you are
back
so I can give you a big squeeze! Having Lexi (her little fucking Paris Hilton gay fucking dog) around to sort of remind me
of
you all the time is good, but without you here I feel like my better
half is
gone! oh hunnnnnn
Hun, I actually did use your car last night! :) It
was
fun, i guess
Hun, I think you tried to call me the other day. I answered the phone
and
there was no one there, and then you didn't call back. Oh well. Should
I
try to call the number you gave me? I have thought about it, but I
figured
there is no chance I would catch you.
I am sad that we haven't talked in a few days. You didn't meet some
Italian
guy did you? :( I hope not....oh what a terrible thought....I would be
so
crushed!
Welllllllllllll...I am going to go to bed I think... Lexi is barking at
something.... ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

I love you.


THIS IS WHY I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE AND WANT TO HURT PEOPLE IN RELATIONSHIPS.
i cant believe that someone is capable of writing that...its gotta be a fucking joke, unless shes atilla theres no reason to be adressing her as hunnn so much wtf.

if i was in his shoes id be like,

"dear girly,

i miss you alot, i hope u miss me, im really horny too im gunna beat off alot so i don thave to cheat on u hope u dont mind,

your dog wont ever shut the fuck up, but its nice though cause it reminds me alot of you

oh, and i drove your car

love,
me

PS: if you met an italian and are cheating on me, you, him, and your dog, are dead....

PSS: your dog was already dead when i got home from work, i swear
 
tuc biscuit said:
lol, I had one guy once who he and his gf routinely refereed to each other as 'schmoopy' in public, i remember a situation where they were sharing some fries and debated for a good 10 minutes over who should have the last one both insisting the other should have it and starting and ending everthing they said with the word 'schmoopy'

I hate when people suddenly become an unseperable package so if you invite one they bring fatty mctagalong with them.
dont you mean seinfeld you fucking liar
 
KillahBee said:
Man, you are dead on balls accurate - I don't have a sense of humor. And you are right, I do lack the "knowledge" of you and lestat and your homoerotic banter. I actually do not even know who you are. Never read a post by you. That's why I had to search for your threads.
watching you and allon argue is more pathetic than reading the email you just posted

you both suck at e-arguements,. im going to have to lock this thread, sorry
 
KillahBee said:
By his standards - very hot.
hmmm i know it sucks, but most guys do shit like that in private once in a while...
 
Lestat said:
hmmm i know it sucks, but most guys do shit like that in private once in a while...


a) of course all guys act a little like this once in a while with their girls

b) NO GUY SHOULD EVER TALK LIKE THAT. EVER. EVER.

c) my whole problem with this situation goes deeper than this email. He was a good friend that always seemed to share the same outlook on things, including the way most guys become pussies around pussy. He then turned his back on that and became what we always hated. No respect for that.
 
truth of the matter is she's probably sittin around naked with a dude like me laughin at his emails, sappy cards etc.. good thing is that he will probably snap out of it if he wasn't always like this
 
KillahBee said:
a) of course all guys act a little like this once in a while with their girls

b) NO GUY SHOULD EVER TALK LIKE THAT. EVER. EVER.

c) my whole problem with this situation goes deeper than this email. He was a good friend that always seemed to share the same outlook on things, including the way most guys become pussies around pussy. He then turned his back on that and became what we always hated. No respect for that.
sucks man.

You've still got your EF bors though.. ;)
 
chosen.one said:
truth of the matter is she's probably sittin around naked with a dude like me laughin at his emails, sappy cards etc.. good thing is that he will probably snap out of it if he wasn't always like this


Part of me really hopes she breaks his heart. People like him need to learn their lessons the hard way.
 
KillahBee said:
Part of me really hopes she breaks his heart. People like him need to learn their lessons the hard way.

part of me wonders why you haven't run up and kicked him in the nuts yet.

And where is that broads number...?

You know we got some Europe bros that would hit it.
 
Raina said:
My husband was like that with me at first...for the first few months. But he was also having sex about 8 million times a day so no wonder. lol
So since he did that in the beginning of the relationship and you decided to stick around I guess you are the exception that guys who act pussified get dumped for real men?
 
I was in the car with my sister and her ex once and they were all like I MISS YOU. AND I MISS YOUI TOO!!

Im like you homofuckingsexuals are in the same car!!! STFU
 
Smurfy said:
I was in the car with my sister and her ex once and they were all like I MISS YOU. AND I MISS YOUI TOO!!

Im like you homofuckingsexuals are in the same car!!! STFU

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
You kill me Smurfy.
 
Oh fuck killah...

I TOTALLY understand you bro...

Used to have 2 bestfriends that turned "gay". I rarely talk to them anymore and have lost respect for both of them.
 
Smurfy said:
I was in the car with my sister and her ex once and they were all like I MISS YOU. AND I MISS YOUI TOO!!

Im like you homofuckingsexuals are in the same car!!! STFU

Its even more annoying when they wonder why you are uncomfortable and act like its your problem, not theirs.
 
From the couple of convo's I've heard, thats basically the way aap talks to gonelifting.
 
looks like pussy changes a man like crack, war, or religion.
I'd diss him also...but if he's happy. :whatever:
 
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